The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Caller Gives Her Mother 'Hee-Haw & Merry Christmas,' For Not Meeting Her Grandson In Person Yet

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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8005-85-105-1 A donkey today for Friday, October 3rd is the people's donkey You know every Friday We allow you the people to call in And give someone the biggest he-ha So good morning, who is? Good morning, it's just tea

Peace T Who do you want to give the biggest he-ha-to? I'm giving a-haw to my mother She still has not tried to meet her grandson I pick your advice When I call if I get it off your chest I sent that other email

Just like you all told me to to just try to touch base with her and give her one more chance. And she still has not. Like, she literally responded to the email and just said, oh, he's handsome. God bless. So honestly, I'm letting it go. And she deserves the biggest he-haw for letting our situation stop her for being a first-time

grandma. God damn. What's her name? His name? My name? Your grandma's name. I mean, your mama's name. Oh, my mother's name is Lynette.

Damn, Lynette. Well, I hope that y'all can figure that out, man. but I get it. It's funny me and my cousin was just having that conversation just about how like when parents or grandparents know they didn't show up for you

the right way so they feel ashamed well no when parents know they didn't show up for you the right way they feel ashamed so it keeps them from even wanting to be involved in their grandmothers I mean their grandkids lives that's crazy

yeah and you know I think she's still holding on to that emancipation issue but if I was if I put more proud of side to just reach off so she can have her relationship like I have to let it go So I'm blessed with my boyfriend's family, everybody that loves him,

but she deserves a biggest he-he-ha because we grew up in the church. She should know better. So he-ha, he-ha, he-ha, and Merry Christmas. Thank you. Happy holiday. And Merry Christmas is crazy. Good morning. Who's this? Hey, good morning, man. This is Boone's from 8-4-3.

8-4-3. Who you want to get the biggest he-ha-haw, too? This guy, man, from yesterday, man. I don't even know this clown's name. I guess he tried to commit suicide on the 526 and messed up everybody's money, man. They had it shut down on both sides until about four of the two, man. Not my brother, my brother, not my brother, my brother.

Now, you know a lot of people jump off that bridge. What bridge is that? That's the, uh... That's a darn whole bridge. Yes, people jump off that bridge a lot. Why are you mad at him because he was feeling suicidal? Like, this, like... Because he messed up my money, so all the man.

All that man's $110, man. I only make about $7, you know, $800 a day. The joker, man. He had traffic. back up. I just gone home. I understand, but it is the holiday season. People dealing with a lot of seasonal depression, man. Like, you know, you don't know what going on in that man life. You know, he was not, I know he wasn't thinking about you, sir. He was thinking about not being here no more. Trust me. Listen, when I heard around 5 o'clock this morning, I heard

them say someone was on the bridge that jumping off the bridge. So my heart did go out. I was like, dang, man, someone, you know, committed suicide on the bridge again. You know, that's a sad thing. But at the end of the day, when I wake up the next day and hear the news that they saved this guy. I was like, nah, man. You're close to that, man. You go to my phone, man. What's for you, man? Go ahead of my phone, man.

Listen, this is the reason why you shouldn't kill yourself because nobody's going to care. There ain't no way in hell I want life to just continue to move on without me like this, all right? No, no, please, man. Find somebody to talk to, please. Good morning. Who's this? Hey, how you doing? This, Antoine.

How y'all doing, fam? Peace, Antoine. What are you calling from? Atlanta, Georgia. ATL, Shorty. Who do you want to get the biggest be hard to? All right. I got two today.

First one is to Gordon Corral. I know we just went through this whole food thing, you know, crisis, and they be throwing away food, and they don't want to give it up to the people. And the workers get suspended for taking food home, too. Yeah, I think that's so lame. I think that there's a special place in hell for people like that,

because if you're just going to throw the food away, I think it should be a policy for all fast food restaurants or any type of chain restaurant. Instead of throwing the food away, package it up and take it to the nearest, you know, homeless shelter or community organization that feeds people. Like, don't just throw that food away. Exactly.

Now, even the owner don't even want to let it go. He want to have some kind of monetary, you know. We had pretty much pay for us to take the food home. So it's like, it's ridiculous. Also, I want to give a Henry County public school system. My wife is a teacher for almost 10 years now. So shout out to Courtney. They just overrunning her.

She comes home when she's stressed out and she'd be going all over the place with her. And I just don't think that's fair. And then you get checked that out. There's a whole bunch of, they don't like black teachers over here. Harry Count. Got you. Good morning. Who's this?

Yo, Salamay, what's up, man? Peas. Who? Keesha. Peas, Keisha. Who you want to get the biggest heard to? I got to give it to you, and I got to give it to-morin, man.

Okay. Salamane. Yes, ma'am. Go to mooseeufelyt.com, sir. Go to moose-what? Moistucylip.com. Moistucylips.com. on there? Am I on there?

You need to be on there. You're saying I got moist, juicy lips, Keisha? Don't flirt with me. I'm a married man. Last time I talked to you, you called me a lesbian, man. I told me to go to my website. Y'all remember I gave Lauren my books, right? She never gave y'all my books. Somebody needs Lauren to get y'all my books.

Okay. And all of my merch. But you called me a lesbian. Are you? As BJ I was hanging up on me, so I got to give you. you the biggest donkey. That's what I'm talking about. Why did I call you a lesbian? Why would I just randomly be like you a lesbian?

Because of what you can live.com. No. And is my guess because of the moisten lip. I don't remember that. She writes now. I just didn't do nothing to you, I didn't do nothing to you, did I? Huh? I didn't do anything to you, did I?

Jess. No, Jess, you're on a real one up there. I'm telling you. Hey. Thank you. Thank you, boys. Thank you. No, but I've been on your website before. You got the book Choices and you got the book Lacey Red Thong. Then you got another book called Moise. I was going to ask you about some of these titles.

You hung up? You hung up? Oh, well, yeah, go to Moise JuicyLips.com. It's all types of horniness on there for anybody that will feel, feeling frisky this weekend. Good morning. Who's this? This is Tisha from Texas. from Texas. Tisha, who you want to get the biggest heat haul to?

My own self, because the other day I was doing my ritual, getting up, turning on the breakfast club, because, you know, that's y'all in my ritual. Nothing was on. I heard some white guy talking, and I said, now, what's going on? And I'm looking, I turn, I asked Alexa to turn it on. Nothing happened. It was the same white monotone guy. And I was so mad saying they just celebrated 15 years. Trump has taken them off the air. What did Charlemagne do?

figured out it was a dog on Sunday. You see what I'm saying? See what happens? You see what I'm saying? That's like pulling up the Chick-fil-A hungry as hell on a Sunday and wondering why it's close. Exactly, exactly. So I have to put myself on. I'm like, oh Lord, I was trying to

turn on the local radio here in Dallas Didy in the morning. She wasn't on. I'm like he's taking all the black people off. Salute to Didi Maguire, man. I love Didi McGuire. My guy, George Cook, Big Gio, he's the operations manager at K1. It's K-104, right?

Yes, good people. You know he's the first person to give me a full-time job on the radio in Charleston, South Carolina. Yep, at a station car, hot 98-9, and he told me that he wanted me to do a morning show at night because I used to be on 7 to midnight.

So he kind of prepared me for where I am now, man. I love Big Geo. That's my brother, man. His daughter just graduated, too. He had all works in the divine power. That's right. 100%. Yes, his daughter did just graduate.

She just graduated, man. graduated from uh i'm looking it up now i'm gonna tell you right now he she her name was anaya a naya graduated from um lsu oh yeah lsu you let's you she just graduated from lsu yes she did i'm sorry okay well merry christmas to y'all i love y'all jess you should do a scarf line you know how you do it but the scars do a scarf line we'll buy it you know what thank you that's a great idea babe i appreciate you let me drop some scarves okay all right i love y'all merry christmas Happy New Year. Love you too.

Hey, G. I just don't think I was ignoring you. I literally, I saw when you text me the picture that Anaya graduated, Saluta Anaya graduating from LSU. But I just saw the picture about the monetary gift would be deeply appreciated. Yeah, I just seen that too. I just see that too. I just see that too. I got Anaya right now, man.

I'm going to throw something in that too. Congratulations to Anaya, man, LSU. Nah, people like Gio, people like George Cook, man. We probably wouldn't be in, I wouldn't be in the position. I mean, if it wasn't for, you know, somebody like him. So salute to my guy. Salute to Gio, yeah. I'm going to do my car show with Dallas this year, too,

so I know Gio going to hold me down. But yeah, we're going to throw some of your baby girl. You're not welcome to Dallas. You're a Giants fan, and you'd be talking too crazy about us. You don't know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Respect the star. And then you can step foot in Dallas. But we do that every week. Every Friday, the People's Donkey. You can call up and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid, all right? So we ain't going to be here for a couple of weeks, though.

So you know what I'm saying? But we can get to it when we come back. Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamensoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaeltoBoole.com. That's MichaeltoBoole.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hold up.

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