The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Catholic Priest Claims Jesus ‘Died With An Erection’ During Crucifixion

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm not even trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. It's called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for thursday may 16th goes to father thomas

mckayle he is a 53 year old american catholic priest who preaches in the uk he's got people talking okay he's pissed off some folks because he was given some details about the crucifixion of jesus christ and uh these are details that nobody asked for all right trust me when i tell you that nothing he said in regards to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was necessary. Let's not waste any time. Would you like to know what Father Thomas McHale had to say about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ during the sermon on Good Friday? Let's go to the Express News report for the breakdown, please. Parishioners were shocked after a priest went into lurid detail about the death of Jesus.

Father Thomas McHale, 53, delivered a sermon at Our Blessed Lady Immaculate in the town of Concert on Good Friday. The American pastor told the congregation of 75 to 100 people that, because of how crucifixion works, Jesus' blood would have rushed to his lower body. He told people Jesus died with an erection. The church was shocked. There were young families there. McHale, who is American and has been working at this parish for more than a decade, is still working at the same parish despite his eyebrow-raising comments. Holy hard-on Batman! Catholic priests are never gonna beat the allegations, okay? At this point, whatever they say y'all did, y'all did it. Out of

all the things there is to learn about the crucifixion of Jesusesus christ you could be teaching about forgiveness because jesus forgave the people who killed him showing the importance of forgiveness you could be teaching about love jesus taught that there is no greater love than to lay down one's life for friends he also taught to love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you you could be teaching about suffering because jesus suffered to show us that certain sufferings bring good results in the end. He encouraged us to face suffering confidently and with courage. But no, you want to be in church talking about Jesus's cock clock going from six to 12. You want to be in church teaching about Jesus's Hebrew hammer. You are trying to complete, okay, the whole, you're trying to corrupt the whole Jesus rising

story, okay? And I, for one, am lost on the reason why. In the stories I read, it says you were focused on religious symbolism, the words defraction, you know, you heard in the news report something about the physical reaction of men who die by hanging or other forms of execution? No! Okay, listen, Matthew 26 38 says when Jesus confided in his disciples, he said, my soul is very sorrowful even to death. And we know the physical pain he endured because of the gruesome death he suffered on the cross. What Jesus was simply saying was life is hard. Okay, life, Father McHale, life is hard, not his penis. So I just don't understand the point or purpose of speaking on Jesus's erection in the pulpit or anywhere for that matter. Okay. This makes communion sound a lot different. Women may or may not be talking

about that little wafer when they say they put in the body of Christ in their mouth. Okay. Do you know how sick you have to be to be in the pulpit preaching about Jesus's penis? This man, father McHale is trying to shift the whole tone of the Bible. It's going to be scriptures. You're not even going to be able to hear the same because of father McHale. Matthew 28, six says he is not here for he is risen. As he said, come see the place where the Lord lay. That sounds like something out of a Zane sex book now. Matthew 24, 44. So you must also be ready because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. Nasty.

Nasty. Genesis 18, 14. Is anything too hard for the Lord? Okay. What are we doing? All right. Deuteronomy 15, 18. It shall not seem hard unto thee. OK, what are we doing? All right. Deuteronomy 15, 18.

It shall not seem hard unto thee. Jeremiah 32, 27. Behold, I am the Lord, the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard for me? Yes. Defund the Catholic priests. It is time. OK, they do not need any damn thing. They need to have a reset give father thomas mckayle the sweet sounds of the hamiltons you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Now, you need Donkey of the Day too. What'd I do?

You tried it and you're a clown. Because quoting all them scriptures like that, reading them with like a midnight LaDawn Black voice. That's not me. Like you do sex radio or something like that. It was him. He changed the tone of the music. He did not quote. Those scriptures came from the Bible.

Yes. And he don't have no bird tone little voice like that. Why you read it like that? No, I didn't read it like anything. I just read the scripture. All I said was Deuteronomy 15, 18. It shall not seem hard unto thee. Yes.

The only reason you feel like that now is because of what this man said about Jesus' crucifixion and the erection. If I would have said this scripture yesterday in that same voice, you wouldn't have thought nothing of it. Absolutely. You would have been like, go ahead, young Morgan Freeman. Go ahead, young voice of God. You know what?

Let me ask you a question. Nope. Read your text. Did you say that? Yes, he did. He did? Very clear. Yep.

And we understood it very clear because it had no S's in those words. Those were all non-Lispian words, and he said it very clear Because it had no S's in those words Those were all non-Lispian words And he said it very clear Forget it Don't say it again Forget it Alright Alright

Thank you for that donkey today I said that? Yes you did Yes you did Wait just now? Yes In your presentation I gotta stop talking

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