The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Catholic School Teacher Becomes Porn Star Because God “Told Her”

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

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Let's all be a donkey, because right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heel. Did she get donkey today, please tell me. Absolutely. I have become donkey of the day. At the Breakfast Club, bitches. We're donkey.

Yes, donkey of the day for Tuesday, April 25th goes to Courtney Talia. Courtney is a former teacher from America who grew up in a strict Christian household. What does strict Christian household mean exactly? I grew up Jehovah Witness. JWs identify as Christians. If I remember correctly, they teach that Jesus is the son of God, but not part of the locks. So they're not a holy trinity. They teach that Jesus died for our sins and was resurrected after crucifixion.

So that's definitely a Christian belief. I guess JWs are strict when I think about it. Don't celebrate any holidays or birthdays, things like that. You know, they demand high standards of morality, right? Their view of sexual behavior reflects conservative Christian views. Abortion is considered murder. Homosexuality, premarital sex, extramarital sex are all considered serious sins. That's Christian, right?

Yeah. Adultery, sex, you know, before marriage is forbidden, got to get baptized. Look, 63% of Americans are Christians. So a lot of us know what it means to grow up in a strict Christian household. That's all I'm saying. Well, Courtney, who I told you was a former teacher is only a former teacher because she quit her job teaching. Okay. She quit her job teaching because according to her, she had a higher calling. All right. God touched her soul and put an anointing on her spirit. And that anointing led her to make a career change. Would you like to know what that career change was?

Well, let's flashback to a few months ago when Courtney was on the Dr. Bill show. Listen, you said you want to overcome the stigma of people thinking that you don't have other options. Right. But that's not the real stigma, is it? The real stigma is judging you doing sex work, sex acts, sexual content for the public. That's the real judgment that you face, right? Right. There's a lot of judgments about it, but people have a lot of stigmas around sex workers that we only had this as the only option or we have issues or we only did it for the money versus actually knowing that like I did this because I desire to.

Well, so if you're confused, Courtney Courtney quit being a Catholic school teacher to become a porn star. She quit being a teacher to start up OnlyFans. She said God told her to do it. She said God's message has been abundantly clear. I'm here to be a porn star. This is my way of serving. I'm showing others that pleasure and our sexual expression, even in porn and sex work, aren't meant to contradict God or exist separately from God. They are unified with God and holy. How many holes? See, pornos have a holy trinity too okay and that holy trinity is mouth vagina

anus also as crazy as it sounds porn stars and religious folks actually have more in common than you think why do religious folks and porn stars kneel envy gear would you like to guess i don't know well they both kneel because porn stars are waiting for the first coming and religious folks are waiting for the second coming. Wow. You don't have to do that, though. That's creative, though. I really feel like I'm judging.

I really feel like I'm judging, which the good book tells me not to do. Do not judge or you will be judged. But I'm not really judging because I don't really care. This is just, you know, a great story. I actually find this story hilarious, but it also saddens me because only in America would a person get paid more for swallowing kids than she does for educating them. All right. The more I think about it, I really have no reason to give this woman donkey of the day. OK, we can't say God works in mysterious ways and then criticize someone for how god talks to them okay not to mention even as a porn star while spreading her legs she will still be spreading the word because she will be calling for our creator while she is doing her public service Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. Now, before y'all report me to the FCC. I was about to report you. That wasn't a woman having sex. Okay, that was a woman who came face to face with a trio of humpback whales in Hawaii. Okay. That's a fact.

Okay. That was a woman who came face to face with a trio of humpback whales in hawaii okay that's a fact okay that was that was a woman who came face to face with a trio of humpback whales in hawaii i can only assume that's how courtney will sound when she comes face to face or from the back with a trio of three wise men from the east okay the lord said come as you are all right but as a catholic school teacher i guess she felt she wasn't coming enough so i'm calling an audible courtney you are in the clear because after i have had this conversation with myself and said this out loud i don't feel like you're doing anything wrong so please give all you sick individuals who think this woman is doing

something wrong the biggest hee-haw what's wrong with y'all that woman got an anointing so courtney's a catholic school teacher that doesn't want to teach anymore. She quit. And become a porn star. That's right. You want to play a game? No, I don't want to play. You don't want to play a game?

No, I don't want to play. The credits are rolling on BET right now. Okay. And they can't clear the music for the Guess What Race It Is on BET. But what is she? White, I think. You think?

I mean, from what I've seen. Courtney? Well, Courtney could be black, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right, well, thank you for that. White Jesus told her to quit her job. There you go.

Okay, as a teacher to become a porn star. Okay. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. All right, now shout to everybody on BET. We'll see you guys tomorrow. That's right. Let's see if y'all can clear that one with standards. All right.

Now, everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Our co- my wife gear is here we have a book that came out today the paperback to our book real life real love our national bestseller and we're gonna ask 800-585-1051 all the married couples out there this is the question before i got married I wish somebody told me what? That is the question. 800-585-1051 we'll take your calls. Mine is before I got married

I wish somebody told me my wife was always going to be late. Wow. Was I late this morning? Except this morning. Well, she is Jamaican. It's not a stereotype

if it's true. Jamaicans are always late. It's not a stereotype if it's true. Hold on, I've never heard that stereotype. Oh yes, absolutely. 100%. true. Jamaicans are always lazy. It's not a stereotype if it's true. I've never, hold on, I've never heard that stereotype. Oh, yes, absolutely. 100%.

I heard Jamaicans were lazy. I heard they were. I ain't never heard that one. I've never heard that one. I've never heard. I've never heard. I've never heard Jamaicans. I've actually heard the opposite.

Jamaicans are not lazy. Oh, they have mad jobs. Three jobs. Yes, don't you remember? Three jobs, you're right. That's right. In living color. All right, so I take off the lazy.

I heard they was always late. Yeah, no, I didn't hear late. But anyway, before I got married, I wish somebody told me what. Let's open up the phone lines and talk about it. 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

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