The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Caught With Sex Doll In Dead Persons Home

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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I was donkey of the day, baby! Damn, the hee-haw, did it? It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today?

Wow. Well, Jess Hilarious, donkey of the for tuesday october 17th goes to police officers in nebraska i think it's the sarpy county sheriff's office today is the 17th right yes it is uh now uh an unjust arrest happened you know unjust arrests happen all the time in this country i have no problem with law enforcement locking up individuals who actually commit crimes and everybody is innocent until proven guilty in theory but this arrest is simply not right man uh there's a 41 year old man named ryan smith who was arrested for burglary criminal trespassing and tampering with physical evidence serious charges okay nothing to play with at all but i don't think he should have had the charges in the first place see ryan works at a funeral

home named mid america first call and that company removes transports and bombs and cremates bodies he's responsible for transporting dead bodies to and fro back and forth and last week he decided to have sex with a sex doll i know what y'all thought i was gonna say you thought i was gonna say he was giving the stiffy to a stiff you thought i going to say he out here cutting corpse coochie, giving that D to the dead. No, he wasn't doing that. What had happened was he was having sex with a life-size sex doll that belonged to a dead man that he was transporting. Now, according to WOWT Nebraska, Ryan and a colleague went to go collect the body of a dead man who died a natural death. That man owned a life-size sex doll that caught the eye of a dead man who died a natural death that man owned a life-size sex doll that caught

the eye of ryan like ryan walked in the house he's going to get the dead body but he saw the sex doll he's like oh now ryan must have been thinking about this life-size sex doll all day long because he allegedly called the property manager of the apartment complex and claimed the sarpy county sheriff's office was sending him back to the unit to collect the sex doll so it could be swabbed for a biopsy which the property manager found bizarre so of course he denied him the request well that didn't stop ryan oh that didn't stop old ryan ryan went back to help himself he went back into the dead man's apartment now i have a question is it trespassing if the person's dead i see everybody in this room thinking about this the person lived by

himself and he's dead he got no family and you know he's dead and he got no family there is that trespassing he ain't got no family think about this for a second no well yes if he has family no family who's him then no there's nobody to file charges. That's all I'm saying. Right? So it's not trespassing. That's all I'm saying. So Ryan went back to this apartment because he knew that the tenant was no longer with us.

All right? So I just want y'all to think about this. Is he trespassing if the person is dead? You think so, Molly? Who is he trespassing against? Because he ain't got no family, no kids. That's what I'm saying. There's nobody there, but it's still not his place to go. Who's this? Who's this? Not his. That's all I'm saying. There's nobody there, but it's still not his place. Whose is it? Whose is it?

Whose is it? Not his. That's all I'm saying. And I know for a fact the person ain't there because I put him in a little freezer early. Yeah.

That's all I'm saying. Continue the story. This is getting good. Now, Ryan got busted by the property manager because the property manager heard noises coming from inside

the apartment. Not noises. This is what it knows. Coming from inside the apartment. Not noises. This is what it noises. Coming from the apartment. We got surveillance everywhere. Breakfast Club can get all kind of audio and video. He going hard, too. The apartment was deadbolted and locked with a chain, you know, but then Ryan walked out with his clothing disheveled,

buckling up his pants, and he warned the manager he would return with a warrant for the doll. No. Yes. He fell in love. That's what I'm saying. How good is this rubber poom poom? Ryan went in there.

He hit, probably didn't even wash it out either. That dead man been skeeting in that plastic doll for who knows how long. And Ryan just went back to the house and ran up in the rubber raw. And it was so good that when he got caught by the property manager, he told the property manager, I'm coming back with a warrant to get that. All right? I will not be denied. God damn.

Now the property manager called the police because he thought Ryan would come back, break in, and steal property. Investigators arrived and noticed that several items inside the union had been moved since the death investigation earlier that day. And now officers are planning to request DNA samples from Nadal.

And Ryan was fired from his job at the funeral home. You know what? I'm calling an audible. I gotta call an audible on this one. The police did their job.

All right, round of applause to the police. Okay? All right. I didn't read this whole story ryan is getting donkey of the day because ryan you could have just took a picture of the dog okay you could have got the model number the serial number the brand name whatever it was you could have went and bought your own sex doll you know how sometimes you know you you you you

look at a woman and you know that's a once in a lifetime woman you like damn i'll never see a woman like that ever again. This isn't the case. Well, maybe it's expensive. He got a job. He got a job. He got a job. He works at a funeral home.

You could have went and bought your own doll. Not only did you lose your job and put plastic over your paper. Do you know how nasty it is to be putting your Penix, your Penix Jr. into a sex doll that somebody else has already filled with their gentleman's relish? Please let Remy Ma give Ryan Smith the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother f***er.

Are you dumb? No. No what? But you said when he walked in You said he looked at the doll And the doll looked back at him So you can't buy another doll That's a connection that they had Yeah you stupid

If it's one thing we learned this year You stupid Really justifying this Like what? He's stupid man I'm not joking He's stupid That's Lil Rireo That's stupid I'm joking he's stupid that's Lil Riri

that's what I call him Lil Riri that's Lil Riri that's my brother Riri mama don't let me walk him to the playground by himself

I gotta hold his hand I mean that is Lil Off justifying the connection between us I'm joking if I let his hand go he gonna go

run in the highway and start playing with the cars coming you know what I mean yeah that's pray we gotta pray that's what we pray for we pray for Lil Riri You know what I mean? Yeah, that's all. Pray. You got to pray.

That's what we pray for. We pray for Lil Reaview. Make sure you got his helmet on too. That's my Lil Reaview. Hold my hand. I got to go to the bathroom. I'm going to take you. I'm going to take you.

Put your helmet on. I'll take you to the bathroom. I don't want you to hurt yourself on the way to the bathroom. Oh my goodness. Now that's very bizarre. Ryan is wild for that.

Wild boy. Yeah. Wild, wild boy He definitely could've bought another one You wanna play a game? I wanna play a game Well tell BET peace And then we play a game

BET I'll see y'all later Peace BET Alright let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is Ryan Smith 41 years old Works at a funeral home Was transporting a dead body

But a sex doll caught his eye So he went back to have sex with the sex doll. Oh, and he's from Nebraska. Guess what race he is! Oh my God. Dang. I gotta guess what race he is? Lord. Okay, I'ma just... Hmm.

Spanish. Spanish? Oh, give me up. Why Spanish? I just didn't want to say white. Everybody's thinking... Wow, Monty. Monty will see the suspect't want to say white. Everybody's thinking. Wow, Monty. Monty will see the suspect and know he's white. I see the suspect and I know he's white, but know he was Spanish. Jesus Christ.

Ask me, ask me. DJ Envy. Ryan Smith, 41 years old from Nebraska, worked at a funeral home, walked into an apartment to transport a dead body, saw a sex doll that caught his eye, decided to go back and have sex with it. DJ Envy. Guess what race he is.

White. DJ Envy. Manny. One of you is wrong. One of you is absolutely correct. And the correct person is DJ Envy. Ryan Smith is Caucasian. He looks like he would do something like that. That's January 6th, Capitol Riot White.

Look at him. Look, look, look. I hate this show. I love it. I hate this show. I can see why people hate it, but I love it. Oh, my goodness. All right.

Let's get serious now. Yes, we got a guest coming in. Yes. Mark Lamont Hill. Professor Mark Lamont Hill. That's right. He's written a book called Except for Palestine. That's right.

He's absolutely for the liberation of the Palestinians. And we had Jonathan Greenblatt, head of the ADL, here last hour. And we'll just continue the discussion. Continue this conversation. That's right. About Israel and Gaza and Palestine. Yes. All right. So we'll talk to him when we come back so don't move it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club