The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Charlamagne Calls Out People Juggling Multiple Partners On Valentines Day

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

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Donkey of the day for Tuesday February 14th Valentine's Day I know some of y'all have been listening to the breakfast club for You know the whole 13 years And you was around when I would give the single ladies hell February 14th, Valentine's Day. I know some of y'all have been listening to The Breakfast Club for, you know, the whole 13 years and you was around when I would give the single ladies hell. Okay, well, I stopped doing that a while ago because loneliness is not a great feeling.

Okay, there's a lot of people who have made permanent decisions based off temporary loneliness. Yes, I'm talking about suicide. So I certainly don't want to push anyone to that. Okay, I posted this yesterday on Instagram. Never be the reason someone asked God for peace. OK, so God forgive me for the times I've been a toxic person in someone's life. OK, I mean, if someone's single, it's not entirely their fault.

OK, but I will say, especially to the ladies, you have to be aware of the things you put in the atmosphere. OK, I know a lot of women whoaved that flag of independence for a long time. A lot of women say they didn't need a man for nothing. Then they turn 30. Then 30 plus. Then 40. And now they want a family. If not a family, at least kids.

But they can't get nobody because they kind of built the wall around their hearts. Okay, and what they forgot to do was tear said wall down or at least build a door in the wall so somebody could, you know, walk in and out. But we're not going to do that today. Okay, okay nope this isn't about y'all well one more thing if you're a pansexual okay which is a person who is romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex agenda meaning you date everybody everything men women trans days it's furries whatever if you date everything on the menu and you single god told me to tell you that is you okay it's definitely you but that's not what i'm here to do today all right dark year today this

morning is going to the players okay the pimps the people out there juggling multiple partners on this fine valentine's day all of y'all okay if you're male female days you know i don't know how y'all gonna deal with the stress of having more than one significant other today you are who i want to talk to this morning look man you really need to make some lifestyle changes okay unless you got all your partners on the same page unless they all know about each other if you gotta sneak around you know lie cheat to pull things off on this fine valentine's day then this donkey is for you okay see that my friends is true loneliness because you don't really care about any of these people you care about you and your ego that's what you are feeding today and it makes you feel like a bigger person to be playing with all these

different folks emotions playing with these hearts but lord that's got to be stressful okay whether you a man a woman you only got one sexual organ to share or do you i don't know how things work nowadays back in my day folks only had one sexual organ do you grow more when you identify as something else i don't know but let's just pretend things were to work things were the way they've always been okay and you only got one sexual organ brothers how y'all feel huh sisters y'all all right all right days y'all good do you really want to be out here sharing the one sexual organ you got with multiple people having multiple sexual partners huh do with multiple people having multiple sexual partners huh do you understand that having multiple sexual partners is the greatest risk factor for everything right

you wonder what the new colors on your panty liner is huh you never seen that type of discharge have you all right men what's that itching or irritation you feeling inside your penis oh that's just an sti and i know an sti sounds like a cute debate show on espn but nope that's discharge okay that burning you feel after urination and ejaculation is not going to have you debating with anyone, but your doctor and your sexual partners. And you can't be mad at anyone for that except yourself. Okay, this is the life you chose. And all you uncircumcised men, how dare you?

How dare you? Y'all have found to spread the infection even more. Not to mention, brothers and sisters, you only got so much time. Oh, my God. If you got multiple partners, multiple people, okay, that think you are in a relationship with them, I pity you today. You only have 24 hours, okay? And I don't know how you're going to pull it off. But whatever you do, I pray someone records it and shares it online so I can laugh.

All right? Look, I'm not judging. I'm just judging. Okay? I saw someone today someone today sent me a clip of some brothers talking about how if a man uh has money and status a woman should expect them to cheat they said that no woman should expect a man who has money and status to be faithful but as long as you're the main woman you got the kids you got the ring then you won

let me tell y'all something that is the most ridiculous nonsense i've ever heard in my life okay the real wealthy people i know uh the really successful people i know attribute a lot of their success to being with one person all right there was a study done by researchers at carnegie mellon university that showed people with supportive spouses are more likely to give themselves the chance to succeed so many successful people have discussed the importance of having their spouse by their side throughout their career trajectory so all you folks juggling multiple women all you women juggling multiple men how successful are you really huh see people think being alone makes you lonely no no no hit the bobby womack red hit the bobby womack see people think being alone makes you lonely but i don't think that's true being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

And if you are surrounded by a bunch of people that you are lying to and cheating on and they are only with you because of the illusion that you have created, then trust me when I tell you that is the loneliest existence in the world. And if you think you're lonely now, Lord, have mercy, have now lord have mercy have mercy have mercy just wait just wait just wait until tonight please give all the brothers and sisters and days out there juggling multiple sexual partners for valentine's day the biggest he are get to my part please get to my part turn it up a little bit turn it up but get to my part, please. Get to my part. Turn it up a little bit. Turn it up and get to my part. In fact, is there a way to fast forward to my part? No. Damn.

Come on. Give me about 30 seconds. Turn it up a little more. Lonely, lonely, lonely life, man. Take that. Juggling all the multiple sexual partners. Oh, juggling all the multiple sexual partners. Oh, my God. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

Preach, brother. And if you are surrounded by a bunch of people that you are lying to and cheating on, they're only with you because of the illusion that you have created. Trust me, you are truly lonely. Preach, brother. On this Valentine's Day. Wow. Yeah.

That was a great sermon. Thank you so much, brother. God put that on my heart to tell people this morning. Took us to church almost. God put that on my heart to tell y'all this morning. Well, let's open up the phone lines.

800-585-1051. You want to continue the intervention? Are you one of those individuals playing those type of games? You want to go there? continue the intervention? Are you one of those individuals playing those type of games? You want to go there? Are you playing? Are you juggling today? It doesn't end well for many people.

No, no, never does. Name one time it's ended well. Never. Call in this morning so we can put hands on you. Diddy. Diddy? You and Diddy? What?

She said it'd end well. I said, Diddy? Diddy, if you're listening, What? She said it'd end well. I said, Diddy? Diddy, if you're listening, call in. Whoa, this is crazy. I didn't know this was going to turn into a rumor report. Diddy, if you're listening, call in. Envy wants to talk to you. No, no, no.

800-585-1051. Did they just say him and Diddy have a relationship? No, I did not say it. Wait until tonight. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. 800-585. Can you put two of Diddy's heads in Envy's hands when he does this?

Envy wants to be part of the roster? Diddy's hands? Diddy's hands, you want to be part of the roster? Oh, my goodness. You got a young Miami, you want to have him a young queen? A little middle-aged queen? You might be a little old. That was crazy.

You might be a little old. That was wild, bro. That was wild, bro. I hate you. This was nuts. So many moments here. It was wild. I hate you. I don't know how that happened. I hate you. This was nuts. So many moments here. It was wild. I don't know how that happened.

I don't know how you got that out of him. That was great. 800-585-1051. Are you out there juggling today? Is that what you're doing? Call us up right now. I hate y'all. It's The Breakfast Club.

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You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own?

I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best,

and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused

to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us,

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