The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Charlamagne Gives Donkey Of The Day To All The ‘Player Women’ On Valentines Day

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To All The ‘Player Women’ On Valentine's Day. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home. I'm Gabe Lenners from Imagine, I Heart Podcasts and Lenners Entertainment. Listen to Obscurum, Invasion of the Drones, wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

Why would you do that to me? Los Angeles, 2021. A friendly neighbor appears out of nowhere and promises to make all my dreams come true. Let's not forget that David Blum was a professional con artist. So you didn't stand a chance. But my dreams soon turned into a nightmare. I'm Caroline DeMore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a Con on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III. And together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter.

Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy. Yo, what up? It's your girl Jess Hilarious. And I think it's time to acknowledge that I'm not just a comedian. It's time to add uncertified therapists to my credentials because each and every Wednesday I'm fixing your mess on carefully reckless on the Black Effect

Podcast Network. Got problems in your relationship? Come to me me your best friend acting shady come to me thought you was the father but you're not come to me I can't promise I won't judge you but I can guarantee that I will help you listen to carefully reckless on the black effect podcast network I heart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. I might not have the song today, but I got the donkey today. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey today, give it with a G.

Yeah, it's a breakfast club, bitch. Who's Donkey of the Day today? Well Ed Sheeran, Donkey of the Day for Friday, February 14th, Valentine's Day goes to all you women who want to be players. Koyler Rae, I blame you. Okay, yes, I blame you. When you came out with that sneaky bop back in 2022, girls is players too. You shifted things for a whole generation of women. Now before I begin, I would like to say that for years I historically gave the lonely women hell on Valentine's Day.

The women who didn't have a man on any level. Not a husband, not a fiance, not a boyfriend, not even a consistent sneaky link. And yes, ladies out there with a consistent sneaky link, you should expect something from that consistent sneaky link on Valentine's Day. Your best eater should come with an offering on Valentine's Day. What does your vagina have no value? Are you still mismanaging your poom-poom in 2025? Shame on you.

I thought you learned how to properly manage your vagina by now, but I guess not. For the record, if your best eater or your consistent sneaky link doesn't get you anything for Valentine's Day, then your vagina truly has no value. Okay, that's right, you letting that consistent, sneaky link sweat on you, you letting that man put saliva all over your honey pot and he can't get you a little something something for Valentine's Day. If that's the case, your vagina not worth the price of the Brazilian

you got yesterday for today. But let's get back to these player ass women. Okay, I gave this some thought and I have a question. What's worse? Actually being alone on Valentine's Day, not having a Valentine, not having someone to call your own are being a player, ladies, and having about three on the roster and having to juggle all three in the next, you know, well, in this 24 hours, okay? See, you can be surrounded by people and still feel alone.

And I know you ladies out there that are players who have about three competing for your love, like this early 2000s VH1 reality show. I know y'all lonely. You can't fool me. If you wanted something that could have been love, you'd have been on Drew Ski show. No, you want the real thing, but guess what?

You're not going to find it because you're juggling. All right. You want to be a player out here with three men, three ready to lie about your period being on the two of them. All right. I see what you're doing. So you're waiting to see who does what on Valentine's Day and based on what they do that's when you decide who you're gonna spend the late late night hours with okay but let me tell you something my brothers I need

y'all to hear this she already knows who she wants to be with okay she got the whole itinerary planned out now let me tell you what she did my brother she probably told all of y'all that she's spending the day with her grandmother and mother. Sounding something like this. My mother and my grandmother and my niece. Wow. Mother and the grandmother and the niece?

The niece is diabolical. But you know as well as I do, that grandma and mama not gonna be out past You know past about eight. I didn't a night clothes head wrap calling it a night by nine Okay this you know so that playa lady you chasing is just looking to see who is gonna be active after 9 p.m Who's gonna be on her body after 9 p.m? In fact, I've heard these playa ladies refer to having multiple suitors on Valentine's Day. I've heard them refer to this activity as a marathon. Now I'm not going to say no names, but I was having a convo with one of those player ladies

earlier this week and she admitted Valentine's Day was going to be a marathon. I actually have it. Can we listen? I heard you had a few prospects. My mother and my grandmother and my niece. I'm going to go home and make sure that they get, you know, their roses and their candies. I do it every year. How many guys is it?

Guys is it for what? That's potential for Valentine's Day. Ignore him, continue on. What are you looking for this Valentine's? Oh boy. What do you hope one of these guys is like? This is where it goes bad. How does the person win?

This is where it goes bad. How does the person win? Yes. The winner knows how he's supposed to win. I don't have to get on air and say it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It's not a competition. It's a marathon.

Now, let me tell you something. Don't let all that player talk confuse you, okay? Because it sounds bigger than what it is. See, player ladies not really built to be players because if you was, you could be honest with all your hoes and let them know the hunt is on, okay? You out here telling them that you're spending the honest with all your hoes and let them know the hunt is on. Okay? You out here telling them that you're spending the day with your mother and grandmother and

niece, when the reality is you're going to brunch with one, okay, a late lunch with the other, and then you're spending the night with the one you really want to be with. And I'm going to tell you why it can get sticky when all of them know, okay, where you work, all right? And all of them pop up at the job at the same time because they was invited by a diabolical co-worker You ain't invite nobody nowhere. I know No, I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that but there was a traffic jam downstairs And again, oh

It was a traffic. Yeah, guess what? It was a traffic jam of envy. That's what it was a traffic jam. Guess what it was a traffic jam of, Envy? Guess what it was a traffic jam of, Jess? Tell me. Flowers. You ordered these flowers. No, I did not. Yes, you did, because how would you know that it was downstairs? Because they called back to back to back.

You a liar. They called back to back to back. One call came in saying, we got flowers for guess who? Player of the year, Lauren LaRosa. Okay, let me tell you something, I was shocked because when they said flowers, I was thinking, oh wow, a guy sent flowers, but guess what?

They called again. And then again. No. Three men sent flowers up here for Lauren LaRosa. Guess what, guess what, guess what? Read the cards. You wanna read the card? Read the card.

What do the cards say? I should have read them. I don't know, read them, I wanna know where they're from? Read the cards. You want to read the card? Read the card. What do the cards say? I don't know. Read them. I want to know where they're from. Read the cards. I want y'all to know that this is Charlamagne. That is not me. And you know what? I came ready for this. That's why I put on a red lip. I look really, really good. Read the cards. You know what? Don't worry about it. I took pics of the messages on the card already. How did you get that so fast? They've been here for 30 minutes, ma'am. As soon as they said we got flowers for Lauren LaRosa, do you think we didn't send people downstairs? Now Jessica Robin-Mor, Jessica Robin-Mor, you're a retired player. All of y'all was in on this. You're a retired player. What do you suggest

Lauren, you know, do? Or do you want me to read these messages for us on this card? Somebody said, well, messages for us on this card. Somebody said, here. I'm not putting my phone in because he likes the clip audio. He's a little short. Damn, okay. Message one says, I don't know what place I will finish in the marathon, but I hope is first. Sincerely, you know who? Drop one of the clues bomb for that smart man, okay? Glad you didn't leave a name. Better to remain anonymous when you're sending something to a player on Valentine's Day. Oh my God.

Message number two. Jesus. From these other flowers says, damn, why it gotta be a race? I hope I'm not in second place, sincerely never number two? Wow. None of the people I know would even talk like that. what's the third one? third and final message oh this is crazy what? leave the competitions for your heart to Quincy and Monica I'm not racing nobody for nothing This isn't loving track meets. See you later. Mr. First Place. Woooo.

Y'all he is lying. I don't even talk to him in that talk like that. I can tell by these messages who's brunch, who's late lunch, and who's getting the late night. Okay? Ladies, is this the life you really want to lead? Is this the life you really want to lead ladies? Ladies is the player life really better than having a one and only Valentine? Are you gonna end up alone because these men are not gonna like the fact that all of them sent flowers to your job at the same damn time and your messy ass co-worker read the messages on the air? I don't know but just remember whatever the outcome this is the life you chose

damn because girls want to be players too please give all the lady players on Valentine's Day the biggest he hawk you don't end up with nothing you don't know they sent in this newspaper that R Kelly appeal was denied you and the more of you Lauren You know, he sent these flowers pH balance gonna be all the way off I'm talking to you. I'm talking to all the lady players and even if I did get three flowers ain't nothing. I'm You first of all, let me tell you, you knew that the flowers were set before they came up. First of all, they called downstairs when there's a package, Lauren.

They called 25 minutes ago. No, it wasn't 25 minutes ago. How long ago was it, Mac? And then also, I went and told Mac to go get them. And when I checked in, he didn't even have them yet. You had what was written on the card, and they're notes on your credit card. Alright.

Well thank you for that donkey of the day, sir. I am so disappointed in you, Lauren. I'm so disappointed. Amazing gag reflexes. Ooh. Alright, well let's play big pimping. Can we play big pimping? Big pimping for big LaRosa.

Goddamn, this is crazy. This is crazy. It's cool because you're doing all this and you ain't stopping nothing. Here we go. Alright. Alright, well thank you for that donkey today, Charlamagne. Not a nothing. Now, when we come back...

I feel bad because I really thought it was, you know, my little whatever whatever. What you looking at? A player. Okay. They don't believe you. it was you know my little whatever whatever what you looking at a player okay they don't believe you you need somebody who bit off more than they can they don't believe you you need more people and I don't buy them nothing more than I can chew I always handle mine well I'm good over these flowers ain't stopping nothing baby I promise you that's why message number three says silly mr. first place see you later huh That message is so sassy. None of my... None of them... I mean, not them.

I'm getting off this. Well, all right, all right, all right. It's the Breakfast Bull.com and when you mess with the bull you get the horns. Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home.

I'm Gabe Liners from Imagine, iHeart Podcasts and Liners Entertainment. Listen to Obscurum, Invasion of the Drones, wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Why would you do that to me? Los Angeles, 2021. A friendly neighbor appears out of nowhere and promises to make all my dreams come true. Let's not forget that David Blum was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.

But my dreams soon turned into a nightmare. I'm Caroline DeMore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a Con on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III. And together with my wife, Andrea Waters King,

and our dear friends, Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. And together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends, Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter. Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is my legacy. Yo, what up?

It's your girl Jess Hilarious, and I think it's time to acknowledge that I'm not just a comedian. It's time to add uncertified therapists to my credentials because each and every Wednesday, I'm fixing your mess on carefully reckless on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Got problems in your relationship?

Come to me, your best friend acting shady. Come to me. Thought you was the father, but you not? Come to me. I can't promise I won't judge you, but I can guarantee that I will help you. Listen to Can't Flee Reckless on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.