The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Charlamagne Gives Donnell Rawlings A ‘Little’ Surprise For Donkey Of The Day

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

Charlamagne Gives Donnell Rawlings A ‘Little’ Surprise For Donkey Of The DaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donkey of the Day time, baby! Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making new people do these things. It's called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the Donkey of the Day today?

Well, Jet's hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Monday, May 22nd goes to Don L. Rollins. today turn the mic on well Jets Hilarious donkey of the day from Monday May 22nd goes to Donnell Robbins because you know Donnell on behalf of DJ Envy and I we are tired of being

photoshopped on the bodies of members of the LGBTQIAEOU and sometimes Y community okay you don't like when Envy and I play booty games

but Jets you always want to play booty games with us. There are people in my family from South Carolina who are slow and don't understand any of this new technology, so they really think that'd be me. Okay, for example, you took a post from Hollywood Unlocked that said Adidas is under fire for unveiling new Pride 2023 women's swimsuit line modeled by a man. And you put my face on the male model that is modeling the swimsuit. I didn't do that, son. I'm not Jack Savvy like that. Yes, you did. And there's people out there who really believe that is me. I thought that was you.

That's not you. Listen, I don't need Donnell making people believe I'm zesty. I do enough of that on my own. And what I also don't like is people think when you come to the breakfast club, we just be picking on you and we be pranking you for no reason. That's not true. They don't see all the videos and pictures you be making of us.

And one reason they don't see them is because I erase your name off them when I repost them. And I don't give you credit on purpose. And I know that pisses you off. I'm good. And Donnell also feels like we don't give him enough credit just for being a great stand-up comic. And that is not true, too. I get on this radio all the time and say Donnell is one of the best stand-ups in the world. You was forced to comic. And that is not true, too. I get on this radio all the time and say Donnell's one of the best stand-ups in the world.

You was forced to say that. That is not true. You one of the funniest people on the planet. I really am. You know? And I come to all your shows when you come to New York. You know that. That's right.

I come to your car show, too. Oh, thank you. I'll mop your floors. Oh, thank you. Oh, wow. And so today, Donnell, I have a little gift for you. I'm not doing it, sir. I have a little gift for you. I'm not doing this.

I have a little gift for you. I'm not doing this. A small token of my appreciation, Donnell, for you. Okay? You see that outfit? You see that outfit? You see that outfit? You see that outfit?

Go ahead. Go ahead. Hey! Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go, Donnell. Go, Don ahead. Go, Donnell. Go, Donnell. Yes, get him.

Bring him back. That's what I'm talking about. Get your dance up. Now, for people that don't know, Donnell, get your dance. Get your dance. Show them the thumb, yo, show them the thumb. Show them the thumb.

Oh, he said let's go. Take them to the river. Take them to the river. We got down there a little stripper. A little stripper, that's all. A little stripper. That's a little gift. Turn around, turn around, turn around.

Turn around, turn around. Don't let him turn around. Turn around, Don. Don't let him turn around. That's for you, Jeff. Ain't no damn he better stay with that. Tip that man. Tip that man, Don. He wants you. He ain't with you. Tip that man, Don.

Tip that man, Don. Tip that man, Don. And he feisty, too. Feisty, yeah. He really feisty. Hey, Donnell, you're all young, Donnell. Tip that man, Donnell. Donnell, tip that man, man.

Donnell. Tip the gift, Donnell. Yo, you ain't coming to the river. I'm telling you, you should come to Yellow Springs, Donnell land. Donnell, bring it in the storm, Donnell, tip that man, man. Donnell. Tip the gift. Yo, you ain't coming to the river. I'm telling you, you should get out. Yellow Springs, Donnell land. Donnell, put it in the store. Donnell. Give him the money.

Put it in the store. I ain't doing nothing, y'all, son. I ain't me. I ain't doing nothing. We here. Donnell, you're so disrespectful. We bought you a gift, and now you're going to treat us like that? That's messed up.

They found the little stripper from the Bronx. No, no, I'm going. I'm going. All right. I'm good. All right. I could put my elbow on top of his head. I got you, bro. Oh, my God. You got him.

Oh, man. Oh, man. All right, I didn't know what I was up to. I knew something was... I think that is a... When you get quiet... Mm-hmm. I ain't been quiet.

You've been quiet. It's like he don't make no eye contact like something gonna happen he like yeah yeah they do pick on you though I ain't gonna lie

I do love you Donnell I just want you to know that but I don't do that that's what my old old Jesus is the one that does those those videos of the photoshop

and it's very entertaining for me and I'm and I appreciate y'all dealing with it for so many years I was getting ready to start a go

and when you said go fund me this week and I called a couple of my friends I said they talk about booty so. I was getting ready to start a Go, and when you said GoFundMe this week, and I called a couple of my friends, I said, they talk about booty so much. I was going to start a GoFundMe page

for y'all to be able to get BBLs. He said booty. Well, we don't do no GoFundMes up here. He said booty again. I know, I'm glad I didn't.

He said booty again. Yeah, he said booty again. He said booty again. You know what the code word is. You know what the code word is. You know what the code word is. You know what the code word is. You know what the code word is. Oh, man.

I do think that they pick on you, though. That is not true. It is true. I remember watching the clip. You was telling them a hot poster. You was like, so my dad died, right? And Envy just bust all in. He was like, yo, you laughing, son?

Yeah. They thought it was funny. And they don't want to credit me because I'm not saying it was everything. Eventually, we was going to get there. Right. When USC started y'all real estate, did y'all break up? Y'all had car show stuff? Nah.

I don't see y'all together no more. No, we're supposed to be doing a TV show. You lost weight. I know, he changed. Nah, nah, he's doing Flip to Down, which is a site that he did to help new investors start. And between the real estate and the kids and the car shows and the autumn,

you know, I have another book coming out and the water and all my other investors who don't have time. You might not agree, but at that time, you guys was on a verge

of doing something. It was brand new. And you was doing a seminar or whatever. But when we did that, and this is where I was really mad at you. We did that meme

that blew up. You didn't tag me on that one. That hurt me. Yo, that joke was viral everywhere. No, no. We did that meme that blew up. You didn't tag me on that one. That hurt me. Yo, that joke was viral everywhere. Donnell, we got a minute left before BET. But when I did call him Big Pun, tell me the seminars didn't

start blowing up then. No, it wasn't because you called him Big Pun. What? Man, promote Donnell Lane, man. Yeah, come on. We have BET. Say goodbye to BET. Oh, that's right. Donnell Rollins. Donnell Lane, Yellow Springs, Ohio. Go to DonnellRollins.com. We're going to be on the river. We've got a kickball game. We've got a Sunday fun day.

We're going to the river. We're bridging the gap between the old and the young to create memories for a lifetime. That's what we're doing. I'm the River Ninja. Y'all make sure y'all come and see us. All right. Shout out to BET. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

That's right. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051 Let's be honest with the people We didn't plan this part of the show No we didn't plan We didn't plan after We planned after the stripper came

We didn't plan after that We forgot Because we were so excited About the stripper to come out And dance for us Wow We're not beefing up a car show This is all good

Yeah all that is done But they ain't even finished up the show I figured something out Yeah We figured something out yeah we figured something we'll do it when we come back we'll figure something just call us yeah don't move oh no they gotta call us about the kanye the wife oh let's get it that's it just so like we were saying earlier 800-585-1051 kanye's wife was a little too flirty people

are saying she was in the store shopping and people feel like and since she's married she shouldn't be this flirty with somebody. My name is Nhu. Nice to meet you. You from LA? Yes. Okay I just moved down here in Chicago. Nice. You got good eye contact. Thank you.

Are you just shopping around? Yeah. You? Here's the same. I just got a pair pair of shorts I'd like to see. Yeah. I'll get your number. I'm sorry. Girl. Oh, damn. All right.

So the question is 800-585-1051. If you're a significant other actor like this, how would you feel? Let's talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey.

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