The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Charlamagne Gives Ray J Donkey Of The Day For Being An Absolute Mess

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Damn, Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today? Well, Jeff's hilarious. Donkey of the day for Tuesday, June 11th goes to Willie Ray Norwood Jr., commonly known as Ray J. Now, this wasn't my idea. It was Ray J's. If you follow the paradigm of Ray J, he likes to go to other platforms.

Salute to Shannon Sharp and Club Shea Shea. Salute to Jason Lee and Hollywood Unlocked. Drop one of Clues Bond for both of them. Ray J went on both those platforms, tore things up, made a complete mess, and then comes here to the Breakfast Club to try to clean it up. But he just makes more of a mess. Okay, Ray J is the prime example of if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. And that's because digging a hole makes it deeper and therefore harder to get out of.

Now, Ray J, why do you deserve donkey today? Because I have a list. But I want to hear what type of accountability you take for yourself. But I do have a list. Go ahead. To the other statement you made, that's what she told me last night. What, Dick Deepa? That's not a good thing. That was a good joke. But that's not a good thing.

You laughed. You chuckled. You laughed. That was a good joke. Because if you ain't had nothing else to give. Sometimes that's all you got. He tapped out. Exactly. So I'm working on my Richard all you got. He tapped out. Exactly. So I'm working on, so first off, I'm working on my Richard Pryor comedy special.

All right. Okay. You're going to die. Somebody get this man a Heimlich. What are you doing? That's why you got to stop drinking that nonsense early in the morning, bro. Okay? Can I get a first aid person?

Can I get a first responder? It's water. A first responder. There you go. Okay. You got it. You a mess. All right.

Stop cursing. I'm done. I'm messing strong. Okay. Now, it. You a mess. Damn, that shit strong. All right, go. Stop cursing. I'm damn a mess and strong. Okay, now why are you giving yourself donkey today? First, I'm going to apologize if I said any curse words, and I won't do it again. I'm paying attention to it now. Okay. You said five, but go ahead. Okay, so here's what it is.

I call myself donkey today because of the stuff like what I'm doing right now. All right. You can't help yourself. You're you. And I don't like that because every time i've come on to a show lately club shea shea excuse me it hasn't been lately i tell my kids to say excuse me all the time too um shea shea and jason shout out to jason you're a mess i came on there with professionalism and i said let's just have a boring interview And then I saw

Everything online I thought it wasn't like that Now I'm here and I'm burping And I'm coughing And I'm doing a tissy roll at the same time Like this ain't cool bro You should get donkey today for constantly talking about Kim Kardashian I never talked about her

You said Kim K vagina smell No I did not When people ask you, you should just say no comment. I don't want to talk about it no more. That's my past. But why are you doing me then?

Because I'm in trouble with you now that you did this. You should get donkey for constantly bringing up Brandy and Monica coming together to do a tour knowing that Monica and Brandy don't like that.

Okay. Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in interviews as if you don't know yourself. Okay. Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in interviews as if you don't know yourself. All you have to do is stop drinking before interviews, right? Stop smoking sativa before interviews and you won't have these problems. I only smoke indica. I ain't never smoked a sativa blunt in 25 years.

I can't tell. So, yes, Brandi and Monica, you right, Charlamagne. I won't do that again. Brandi just got on your ass a couple days ago. Yeah. And then what was the one before that? Constantly having to apologize for the things you say in interviews as if you don't know yourself. You know yourself, right?

Who did I apologize to? I apologized to all you guys because you're all in my family. Yeah, okay. And I'm going to always make sure that you guys feel like I'm at my most humblest moment in energy. Okay. Now, when I'm on the mic and when people are listening, I try to be chill and try to be inspirational. And everything came back like, is he okay?

I mean, you know, where is Ray J? Okay. So what do I do about that? I could have came up here and told you guys about EBITDA numbers and what I'm doing in the next five years of the predictions and this and that. But it's just... What other self-accountability are you going to take this one? You're going to fall asleep driving to school or driving to work? That's not true.

That's not true. Just by me rambling? No, you can be inspirational. Yeah, absolutely. What other self-accountability are you going to take? I'm also going to take accountability on... Flying private all the time, wasting money, knowing that you have gone broke before? Yeah, no, I'm telling you, I've been going broke over and over and over.

And that's stupid. You're right, but lately, like the latest broke, you know, it really like inspired me to like really like work harder because my back was up against the wall. You know, insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results. Exactly. And so I call mine race sanity. Race sanity. Pretending to buy a saf Safari a car all right that's don't get it they were attending to buy Safari a car I asked him that he said he was gonna face time

so far I didn't answer so here's the thing all right so when I when this is for real what happens what do we do are you guys gonna believe everything else down are you guys gonna believe everything I'm saying you guys gonna be my friends I'm talking about we're gonna be my friends? I'm not going to believe everything else. No, I'm saying are you guys going to be my friends? We are friends. What I'm talking about, we're going to be your friends when I'm telling you some big shit and you're like, okay. In the back, eating lamb chops. Curse it again, you get donkey of the day.

Drinking syrup at 8 o'clock in the morning, you get donkey of the day. I haven't done it. Hating on LaMel Plummer and the Zeus Network. Just to get your network popping, she gets you donkey of the day. Am I missing anything? No. Definitely do donkey of the day. Am I missing anything? No. Definitely do donkey of the day for the Zeus thing. Just because I like the donkey of the day for that.

Because there's a bigger play. Thank you for that, Charlamagne. That was real dope. What else did I get donkey of the day for? Not keeping it real. Or speaking on Monica and Brandy too much. That's right. That's another donkey.

That's right. Hee-hee. Hee-hee. Hee-haw. Hee-'s right. That's another donkey. That's right. Hee hee. Hee hee hee hee hee. Hee hawk. Hee hawk. Hee hawk. Hee hawk.

Oh my goodness. Hee hawk. Right? You got that sample, right? Save it. Let's do it for another, like for our own original sound. We don't have to pay for that one anymore.

Hee hawk. And then, so that's that donkey. The third donkey would be. There was a lot. I don't remember. I lost count. I had 15 donkeys. You deserved them.

All of them. Yes. You said one about I was acting like something. What? I was hating on somebody. Lamel. Yeah, I would never hate on, I would never hate on Lemmy. You said you did.

You just said you did, Ray. I did? Okay. So I did. Okay, I don't care. I don't care. How about that? You're going to have a mean case of bubble guts.

He might have it right now. Between the vodka, between that Starbucks, between that syrup, and you're 43 years old. You're too old for all of this, Ray. You're too old for all of this, Ray. We've known each other for over 20 years. You're too old for this. You got to stop. You gotta stop.

You a mess. Remember when you misunderstood when I was doing something on tag and I was like, yo, I'm calling all the women out to come hang out with me for the weekend on a totally platonic weekend, right? This is why we need wives. You're right. This is why we need wives. This is the reason why we need wives.

Ever since this man got a divorce, he has been a complete mess. You're absolutely right. Trash. Tyrese? Yeah. Tyrese say what? No, he was just, nah. How'd you go there?

We was just talking about some other stuff. Please let Remy Ma give Ray J the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. Shout out to Remy Ma. Good looking. Damn, that was crazy how you said what I was, but she's a good person. I'm working on my comedy. So I'm promoting my comedy special.

I'm promoting the new Tronics Network. Tronics Network subscribe. I'm doing comedy. Amazing, man. And I want you to be a part of it. I want you and I want you to be a part of it. It's starting not to be funny, Ray. I don't do comedy.

No, no, this is not that. It's a little messy. Don't let your kid do it. I'm honest with you. No, Randy told me that too. It's a little messy. It's starting to look like, Randy told me that too. It's a little messy. It's starting to look like a little functioning attic. How are we going to be a part of it?

What did I do messy? I'm telling you. Just tell me one thing so I can make adjustments. Do you have like a therapist? Do you have somebody that you see? I got a therapist. Because I feel like you're fighting a lot of things. A lot of things.

I got a therapist, but all she do is listen to me, yo. That's what she's supposed to do. So I ain't getting nothing out of her. She's not telling me what I should do wrong or right. She just got, okay, and then after I'm done talking, she's like's what she's supposed to do. So I ain't getting nothing out of her. She's not telling me what I should do wrong or right. She just got, okay, and then after

I'm done talking, she like, all right, that's it. You're very self-aware. You know what you're doing wrong. You're trying to escape something. But does any, no, no, what I'm saying is

does anybody therapist say something to them? Yes. I have a great person I can introduce you to. So maybe I hired like a listener then. Yeah, you just said

you got a listener. Is she a homegirl? Do you know her prior to? No, I don't know her. I maybe I'll hire like a listener then. Yeah, you just said you got a listener. Is she a homegirl? Do you know her prior to? No, I don't know her. I walk inside of a professional. Guys, we'll be right back. We got to go. We'll be right back.

When we come back, Skillababy and Rob49 is going to be joining us. They're on tour right now. Vultures eat the most tour. Are you up on Skillababy and Rob49, Ray J? Bill's got to be paid.

Are you up on them, those artists? I'm all the way up. He has no idea what we're talking about. None had a clue. I'm young? I'm all the way up. He has no idea what we're talking about. None had a clue. I'm young. I'm old.

I'm new. I'm old. Skilla Baby's from Detroit. I'm brown. Rob 49 is from New Orleans and we're going to talk to them

when we come back. Shout out to the N.O. Oh my goodness. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by

the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident.. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull. If you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up early in the morning.

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