The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Cheating Wife Lies About Being Raped So She Could Get A Free STD Test

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

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Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo the breakfast club donkey of the day put charlamagne the guy i don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this well do all his young people okay donkey of the day for

wednesday august 30th goes to renee don skoglon i know i pronounced her last name wrong okay but renee is from florida ladies and gentlemen and what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of florida the craziest people in america come from the bron ladies and gentlemen. And what does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception, okay? Renee is 30 years old. And she will spend two years under community control, which is a form of house arrest, eight years on probation, and will have to pay a fine of more than $17,000. And personally, I don't think that is enough.

In fact, I think she should get actual prison time. Why, Uncle Sharla? Why are you wishing prison time on this woman? Well's go to fox 13 tampa for the report please south dakota resident renee scoglin is far from home and in legal hot water that even surprised the judge this is really unbelievable scoglin's trail of lies started when she decided to come to Tampa Bay and cheat on her husband. That she felt guilty about this due to her marital status and she wanted to get checked for sexual transmitted diseases. But she wanted to get tested for free, so she decided to call 911. Skoglund made up a story about having car trouble and pulling over on the side of the road.

An unknown male approached her. Because her face was covered, she couldn't describe her attacker. When police checked her cell phone and found this Walmart surveillance video of Skoglin buying the rope herself, she confessed to making the whole thing up. She was charged with making a false police report and decided to take a plea deal she's not even from florida she's from south dakota came to florida and became a florida fool because it's in the water all right this woman made up a false rape report in florida to get a free std test let's just sit here for a second and take that in let me like my palo santo just think about that. Renee made up a false rape report in Florida to get a free STD test.

Believe all women, huh? Define all. Okay, that's what we should have asked when that foolish-ass slogan became part of our lexicon. What do you mean by all? Because women like Renee can't possibly be under the umbrella of all, correct? I have so many questions. Why didn't she just go to the clinic? Okay, I did some research, and by research I mean Google, and all i did was type in free std testing in florida it's a whole website called

safer std testing.com it tells you all the clinics that are near you it says right here if you're looking for cheap std testing clinics in the state of florida to get an hiv herpes chlamydia gonorrhea syphilis or hepatitis screening for yourself or your partner you can get tested today by selecting an option below to find an affordable std test clinic near you same day std testing locations also available with results in one to two days why didn't you just go to a free clinic now renee at the time was married and she lied about this sexual assault in an attempt to get a free std test after she had a one night stand in Tampa so she cheated on her husband felt guilty about it so she decided to go get checked out for a STD and instead of just going to a doctor or clinic she decided to lie about being

raped so she could get a free STD test Renee what was your plan B okay if that was plan A what was plan B this couldn't have been the only plan not to mention you lied about a rape claim so you could get a free std test so clearly you hard on money but you had money to buy rope we looked it up uh the hollow braid rope that she bought is 22 okay how much is an std test in florida according to google the cost of an std test will vary by location and test type some clinics usually, usually community or nonprofit clinics, offer free or low-cost testing. Labs, clinics, and at-home testing companies may accept insurance to cover or lower your cost of testing. And lab testing fees range from $8 to $150.

You had money for an STD test, okay? I saw other sources say that an STD test in Florida is $55. The test covers syphilis and hiv chlamydia gonorrhea herpes test 45 all i'm saying is if you had money for rope you could have gotten some money for std test hell you had money to travel from south dakota to tampa to creep in the first place okay renee what about condoms which you too can get free from the clinic all right two words for you renee planned parenthood they can help you get condoms and other birth control methods for free is that where inflation is taking us now where people can't even afford to cheat what happened to the good old days when you know you got an std

and blamed it on your significant other we used to be a country we are getting away from traditional values not to mention you nasty renee not only are you a despicable human who would lie about being raped you slept with your little side piece unprotected bareback shimmy shimmy y'all shimmy yeah shimmy yay you fought bare knuckle in the club and thought you lost that's why you went to go get an sd test okay lock this woman up all right put her under the jail there's too many women out here who are real victims, who actually are dealing with the real trauma of being sexually assaulted, and you out here lying simply because you cheated on your husband and did the raw dog roulette with another man?

Huh? Please give Renee Dawn Skoglund the biggest e-haul. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. What a world we live in, man. Wild. You want to play a game? I do. All right.

Let's play a game of Guess What Rations. All right. Renee Dawn Scoglon from South Dakota traveled all the way to Tampa, Florida, so she could do the raw dog roulette with a side piece. Thought she caught an STD, so she lied about being being raped so she could get a free STD test. Mona, guess what race she is. She is a Caucasian from the Caucasus Mountains. One of Yacoub's finest creations, Mona says.

Jesus. Okay. A DJ envy. White. Well, don't call me white, girl. And DJ Envy. Yes, sir. You are both correct.

Renee is Caucasian. She got made by Yacoub on her ass cheeks. Jesus. Right? What did I win? Nothing. Nothing. You didn't win nothing cheeks. Jesus. Right? What did I win? Nothing. Nothing. Oh.

You didn't win nothing. What gave it away? What gave it away? The last name in the crime. Yeah. Yeah. That's a crime. All right.

And the claim of rape, too. That's a good one. Did she say, what did she say the sailing looked like? Oh, she said she couldn't see him. She couldn't see him. Because her face was covered. Okay. Two questions. Did she have an STD?

I have no idea. Second It's her Facebook cover. Two questions. Did she have an STD? I have no idea. Second question. You said shimmy, shimmy, yah, shimmy. What did you say? Shimmy, shimmy, yah, shimmy, yah, shimmy, yay. Shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay. Shimmy, shimmy, yah, shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay. Give me the mic.

Ooh, baby, I like it raw. Ooh, baby, I like it raw. Okay. Tell Gia. I don't know why you're looking at my eyes Telling me that You know what Alright

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