The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Conor McGregor Knocks Out Miami Heat Mascot During NBA Finals Game 4
Episode Date: June 12, 2023Conor McGregor Knocks Out Miami Heat Mascot During NBA Finals Game 4See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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It's Donkey of the Day time!
Man it!
Damn, the hee-haw again!
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did.
I'm not making these people do these things.
It's called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard.
Damn, Solomon, who got the Donkey of the Day today?
Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for Monday, June 12th, goes to Conor McGregor.
Now, we all know the Nuggets and Heat play tonight, Game 5 of the NBA Finals.
But last week, during Game 4, Conor McGregor was promoting the pain relief spray.
And they had a pre-rehearsed skit planned with the Miami Heat mascot named Bernie.
Drop on the clues, Bombs for Bernie.
Just a half a bomb, no stopping.
Because, Bernie, I'm disappointed in you.
But we'll get to that in a minute. bernie was in character during game four he had some
big gold boxing gloves on and with 735 remaining in the third quarter the heat decided to rebuild
their partnership with conor mcgregor and his pain relief spray i guess since it's a pain relief
spray some pain had to be administered but that wasn't part of the plan okay first of all the
crowd was in pain because they were booing conor during the presentation and i wasn't part of the plan okay first of all the crowd was in pain because
they were booing connor during the presentation and i don't know if the booze pissed connor off
or he decided to really give them something to be mad at because connor turned something that
was supposed to be good natured and fun into something violent because conor mcgregor hit
bernie the mascot with two left hand punches it had a lot of force behind him all right the first
punch hit bernie on the side of the head and then conor mcgregor hit him again after the mascot, with two left-hand punches. It had a lot of force behind him. The first punch hit Bernie on the side of the head,
and then Conor McGregor hit him again after the mascot fell to the court.
This is only Conor McGregor's second KO since 2016, by the way.
But poor Bernie, the mascot, was taken to the ER
where he received pain medication and was discharged.
I don't want this to be true, but it is.
Let's go to MSNBC News for the report, please.
And memo to pro sports teams everywhere. I don't want this to be true, but it is. Let's go to MSNBC News for the report, please.
And memo to pro sports teams everywhere.
Perhaps it's not the best idea to plot a fake fight with a real UFC fighter.
Miami Heat mascot Bernie is living proof of that.
According to the athlete.
Oh, my gosh.
The poor guy inside the Bernie costume had to go to the emergency room Friday night after UFC star Conor McGregor punched him twice during this bit in the middle of the game four of NBA finals.
The Athletic says the man received pain medication is doing well.
Ironically, McGregor was promoting a pain relief spray during that prank.
Let's see that again.
Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Jesus.
You do not want to get hit like that by Conor McGregor.
Unsure as to why it was he reacted that way.
I think that was Stephanie Rowe.
Was that Stephanie Rowe?
I think that was, right?
I think that was Stephanie Rowe.
Salute to Stephanie Rowe if that was you.
Now, this is why I'm disappointed in Bernie, the Miami Heat mascot.
Bernie, you're missing your blessing.
I was looking at a headline in USA Today this morning, and the headline said, after Conor McGregor punches Miami Heat mascot Bernie, you're missing your blessing. I was looking at a headline in USA Today this morning, and the headline said,
After Conor McGregor punches Miami Heat mascot Bernie, he's ready for potential Game 6.
Bernie, sit down for a minute.
Let your Uncle Charlotte build with you for a moment.
Pre-rehearsed skit at the Miami Heat.
Okay, this pain medication spray and Conor McGregor were in on.
If it was pre-rehearsed, that means exactly what that sounds like.
It was pre-planned.
So if you pre-plan something with an organization that's worth $3 billion,
with annual revenue of $326 million,
not to mention, according to Sportico,
Conor McGregor is currently worth $615 million.
If you pre-plan something with those two existing entities,
you will not be available for Game 6.
Okay?
Because I would still be in the hospital right now.
Absolutely.
All right?
Oh, my God, my God, my God.
I'm hurt.
My neck, my back, my neck and my back.
I want $67 million, but we can set a lot of court for $3.5 million.
Okay, that's $1 million a punch and $0.5 million for pain and suffering.
Eric's bolster, he's going to say,
that's the Miami Heat toughness that we're talking about.
We won't reveal who it is, but, yeah, he can take a punch and get back up he's not gonna miss any time
bernie the miami heat are tough but they about to be home after the nuggets get them out of here in
the nba finals difference between the heat and you is the heat players already got their millions for
the year but what about you bernie they betrayed you by not going according to the plan and now
you got a permanent headache.
Don't you, nephew?
You thought everything was fine, but now it's hard for you to sleep because of this throbbing headache that you can't get rid of.
What's that you say?
You saw a commercial for Conor McGregor's proper 12 whiskey and it traumatized you.
OK, now we can settle out of court for four million.
We need another point five for the trauma.
OK, all I'm simply saying is Conorcgregor loves to act a damn donkey and
bernie you have to act a damn donkey too so you can get paid i have no idea what triggered conor
mcgregor and made him really hit you maybe he don't know how to play maybe he got a little
lenny from mice and men in him maybe he was drunk off proper 12 whiskey and took things too far
maybe you were just annoying him and he couldn't wait to hit you for real i don't know all i know
is when i look at the combined net worths of the miami heat and conor mcgregor i see almost four billion reasons for
you to still be in the hospital okay conor mcgregor you haven't won a fight in three years
all right january 18 2020 against donald cowboy serone was the last time you want to fight maybe
if you start hitting your opponents as hard as you hit bernie the miami heat mascot then maybe
just maybe your luck in the octagon may possibly change but in the the meantime, please give Conor McGregor the sweet sounds of the
Hamiltones.
Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw.
Bernie, you missing your blessing? of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw.
Bernie, you missing your blessing?
Mm-mm.
You still got time to be hurt.
All you gotta do is wake up with a headache this morning
and go back to the hospital.
That's it.
I'm with you.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey today.
BET, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Peace, BET.
Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
Speaking of fighting.
Speaking of fighting, over the weekend was the fight, right?
Floyd Mayweather versus John Gotti III.
If you want to call it that.
It was some Negro nonsense, but whatever.
Well, the fight was stopped early.
The ref, they said, believed it was too much talking going on,
and it went past what it was supposed to. Obviously, he was right. He tried to stop the fight. Nobody wanted to stop the fight was stopped early. The ref, they said, believed it was too much talking going on, and it went past what it was supposed to.
Obviously, he was right.
He tried to stop the fight.
Nobody wanted to stop the fight, so the fight kept going on,
and then there was a fight outside of it.
But the fight that we want to discuss is not Gotti and Mayweather.
We want to talk about Jocelyn Hernandez.
That should have been on the undercard.
All right, so Jocelyn Hernandez got into a fight outside,
and people are talking about her husband
Ballistic joining in on that
fight. So let's open up the
phone lines. 800-585-1051.
Well, she got
into a fight and then, you know, he
kicked, allegedly, I'll just say allegedly, but
we've all seen it, but he allegedly jumped in when his wife
was fighting. Okay. So we're asking
800-585-1051.
Fellas, if your woman got into into a fight would you jump in or
would you let her handle it herself 101 and ladies if you're if you got into a fight would you want
your man to jump in that is the question 800-585-1051 interesting ask me first you want
to do when we come back which we talk when we we come back. When we come back? Yeah.
We'll do it when we come back. Oh, and the MSNBC anchor, I want to quote her.
It was Yasmin Vossahain.
Okay.
I know I didn't pronounce that right.
Yeah.
Yes.
And also, we said immigration is customs.
Earlier in the rumor report, we were talking about going to Canada.
You got to go through immigration.
You got to go through customs.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, customs.
They knew what we were talking about.
They didn't know what we were talking about.
Anyway, but let's open up the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
Again, fellas, if your woman was fighting, would you jump in?
And ladies, would you want your man to help you out and jump in as well?
Let's talk about it.
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