The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Couple Caught With Bag Of Drugs Labeled Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Couple Who Got Caught With Bag Of Drugs Labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs'. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I never heard of Donkey the other day. What is it? Say it again, Charlamagne. I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, Donkey of the Day for Monday, October 14th goes to Reginald Reynolds and Mia Baggenstos. I'm sure I pronounced that name wrong, but we can call her Mia Baggindope.

They are 35 and 37 years old. Respectfully, they are from Portland, Oregon. And I don't know why when I saw this story today, I thought to myself, either I'm experiencing deja vu or I've done this story before, but I figured out the issue. The issue is there is this bag that people buy and the bag says things about drugs on it. In this particular case, Reginald and Mia had a bag that said, definitely not a bag full of drugs.

That's what it said on the bag. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Now, if I was a police officer or any type of law enforcement and there was a bag in your car that said definitely not a bag full of drugs, guess what bag I'm going to probably search first. Now, granted, I wouldn't actually believe

someone is stupid enough to have a bag full of drugs in a bag labeled bag full of drugs, but this is Earth, okay? 2024. Whatever level of stupidity your brain can conceive, there is a donkey on this planet who can achieve. Let's go to ABC 10 for the report, please. Tonight, we're looking into a story

that seems hard to believe. It claims a couple was arrested after officers found drugs in a bag that had definitely not a bag full of drugs printed on it. And folks, this one is true. The Portland Police Bureau in Oregon, look at this, posted this picture on social media. They say they discovered the bag along with cash, a gun, and scales during a traffic stop Tuesday inside the bag. You guessed it. They found more than 10 grams of fentanyl and meth.

Yeah, the couple was booked on drug charges along with unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle. See, some of these donkeys be layered. Why would you be riding dirty in a stolen car? Can you please commit to one crime at a time? Do you simultaneously have to be committing multiple felony offenses? And if you're going to be in a stolen car, where the Ford Taurus's ignition has been visibly tampered with, why would you have baggies of drugs just visible

in a stolen car? Not to mention you got this big brown canvas bag labeled, definitely not a bag full of drugs. And in that bag, and in that bag was 79 blue fentanyl pills, three fake What? Your mouth water just left.

No, I said, like, that's crazy. How you doing in Delaware? Three fake oxycodone tablets and 230 grams of meth, not to mention a loaded.38. I know I wrote a book called Get Honest or Die Lying, but damn. Okay, Reginald and Mia, you you know they probably were telling the officers like look officer we're just practicing radical honesty you know transparency and crime is a new movement and that officer was like thank you for making my job easier by the way this transparency and crime movement still comes with 15 years to life now i know what some of you might be thinking is oregon

aren't drugs legal in oregon well in 2020 oregon decriminalized the possession of small amounts of hard drugs in an effort to redirect city funding from criminalization and toward treatment of substance use disorders the measure passed with high levels of public support that faltered as overdose and homelessness rates rose in the state during the covet 19 pandemic uh when rihanna makeup became widely available but in September the state recriminalized drug possession so the moral of the story is all of this was illegal there's absolutely no right way to do the wrong thing even in Oregon and everything Reginald and Mia did was completely wrong okay Reginald and Mia might be the first criminals in the history of crime who actually labeled

the evidence for the police and i know they thought labeling it not a bag full of drugs would throw people off like there is no way folks would think they were that dumb but it's not about what we think it's about what you know about yourself reginald and mia okay you had to know that you are indeed that dumb. Please give Reginald Reynolds and Mia Bagans-Stolz the sweet sounds and the hamiltones. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

That is ridiculous. I have a question. That's like Lauren wearing a t-shirt that says, definitely not single. What'd you say? Or like you wearing a t-shirt saying, definitely healed because... It's the journey.

Oh, is it? It's the process. Yeah, so is mine. Okay, girls. Okay, girls. What is your question, Lauren? I'm feeling like with Nene and Portia, and guess who's Nene? I'd love to be Portia.

Drop on the clues box with Portia. You just helped him out. Thank you very much. You just helped him out. That is absolutely my favorite house. Portia's my girl, but everybody knows that the real cat, like the comebacks, is Nene. With Portia, I love Portia. It's the house that Nene Leakes built.

But anyway, my question, before I was rudely interrupted. Yes, ma'am. Is this not entrapment, though? Why is it entrapment? Because why would you be allowed to sell a bag that says definitely not drugs, knowing that someone might put drugs in it because they think it's funny or something? Because there's this thing called satire. And so whoever made that bag was just making it probably just to be funny.

And they knew that people would walk around with the bugs up the bag. It's like a fashion statement. But they didn't think they'd actually put drugs inside of it. You got a Birkin what does it say on your Birkin not fake yes you fake like this Birkin

shout out to Sunday Saturdays you fake like this Birkin but that has nothing I hate this place I just that was shade that was a

whole tree who you over there planting the day baby feet in the soil all right guys all right gals don right, gals. Don't worry.

Gals. I got the new bob and I'm ready. When we come back. I'm armored by the bob today. Don't play with me. Young Dro and T.I. will be joining us. We're going to talk to T.I. and Young Dro when we come back. I hate this place.

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