The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Couple Decides Not To Teach Their Kids To Read & Write

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

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Don't be out here acting like a donkey Hee-haw bitch, hee-haw It's time for donkey of the day I'm a big boy I can take it if he feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny shit, say out his mouth If you gotta say something you may not agree with, that means I'm mean Who's getting that donkey, that donkey, that donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey Donkey of the day right there

The breakfast club bitches You can call me the donkey of the day but like i mean no harm donkey of the day for wednesday may 10th goes to matt and adele allen both 39 years of age uh let me tell you something man i'm tired i've been telling y'all this all morning i've gotten 11 hours of sleep including naps over the last 48 hours and for a man born in 1978 that's not good so if i come across a little cranky this morning it's because i'm physically tired and i'm tired of you humans okay i totally understand why they whoever the hell they is wants ai to replace us okay in fact i saw guardians of the galaxy 3 over the weekend great movie and i totally understand what the high evolutionary was attempting to do i don't want to give the

movie away but it's made over 300 million dollars globally already so who cares the high evolutionary wants to create a counter-earth a peaceful utopia filled with his genetic experiments okay moral of the story he wants to replace you humans because y'all really don't know how to act and matt and adele are absolutely no exception see matt and adele believe in something called unschooling okay they have three children and they say they don't want to force their three kids to learn to read or write what do you say i should have bishop td jakes uh i should have asked him does he think jesus is ever really coming back because i mean why would he at this point okay not only would they not force their kids to read or write they even allowed him to set their own bedtimes, Envy.

They said the kids have no fixed schedule or mealtimes. I can't make this kind of stuff up, even though I wish this was made up. Let's listen to the mom talk, please. We do not worry about them not being in school. I would worry about what they were missing out on if they were in school, actually. The complete opposite. A conventional education, I'd say, is definitely failing a large majority of children right now. So to then, you know, go and accuse someone that opts for a different way to be irresponsible is ironic to me.

Adele Allen, ladies and gentlemen I actually agree with her in regards to schools not being able to properly educate kids are finding non-conventional ways to educate kids I think it's so many other things that you have to teach your kids at home because they simply won't learn it in school I've even thought about homeschooling my kids for a variety of reasons but school definitely teaches your kids the basics can we and can we talk about the basics there is no world any world not this earth or the 5 000 super earths that exists out there where someone with common sense would agree that us not teaching our kids how to read and write is a good thing okay do you understand the level of privilege that one must come from where they can say hey i don't even care if my kids know how to read or write they will be fine i am from south carolina born and raised a state that passed the first law which prohibited teaching slaves to read and write it was illegal to teach slaves how to read and write

you would get fined and sentenced to prison if you taught slaves how to read and write i can understand people having reservations on teaching slaves how to you know read and write because there was a punishment for it but now we live in a world where people are willingly not teaching kids their kids how to read and write because they believe in what uh they call child autonomy uh matt and adele your kids are gonna be stupid they're gonna be so stupid that they're gonna go to the dentist because their bluetooth not working all right let me tell, man. Kids are kids for a reason. I don't care how smart your children seem to be. They have no idea how to make good decisions. OK, as parents, one of our number one jobs is to help kids develop the skills they need to keep themselves safe.

How are they going to take heed to any warning signs when they can't even read the warning on the signs okay i know y'all all want to be progressive and you're letting your kids pick their genders and sexualities which i think is also stupid but do you really want your kids to identify as illiterate okay how are they gonna pick a pronoun when they don't even know what a pronoun is okay matt and adele said one of their kids didn't pick up a pen to start writing until they were 10 10 that's crazy let me tell you something you better unschool your kids because if you're not going to teach them how to read and write this is how they're going to sound when they get called on the reading class okay so let's all open up our reading is fun books to page 69 danny may begin once that there was a g-g-g-girl who wa-wa-want to-

She can't even read. Cut it out, dude. You're gonna get us in trouble. and it's terrifying for kids who know how to read. So imagine what your little dum-da-dum-dums are going to experience, okay? Your kids are going to be so stupid that they're going to walk around a library for an hour looking for Facebook. Listen, I don't claim to be the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, nor am I the strongest Avenger. If you're new to The Breakfast Club,

that's just my way of saying I'm not the brightest. But I do know that reading is not just fundamental, it's critical. You know that there are families out there struggling with the fact that their kids can't read all right there's all types of reasons why kids can't read some folks have a family history of reading the learning issues dyslexia doctors have learned over the last 20 years it is a heavy genetic component to reading

difficulties in this case for these poor Allen kids it's all genetic because their parents are too damn woke and need to get some sleep just like i do please give matt and adele allen the biggest y'all no you don't want to play nope i don't actually you don't want to play again? Nope. I don't actually. You don't want to play again? Nope. Do not. You should know what they are. The amount of privilege that is in this story that you could just say,

Hey, I don't want my kids to read or write. It's okay. I'll let them figure it out on their own. You should know what this is. We shouldn't even have to play a game. All right. All right. Well, Caucasian. I know what this is We shouldn't even have to play a game Alright Alright well Caucasian I was going to say that

I just wanted to play Thank you for that donkey of the day Shout out to BET We'll see you guys tomorrow Everybody else Let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051. During the rumors, we tell you about Robert De Niro, 79 years old, welcomes his seventh child.

We're asking, what do you think? Is that too old? Too old to what? To have a child. No, it's not too old to have a child if your penis still works. 800-585-1051. But the life expectancy for men in the U.S. is 73. He's over exceeded expectations.

Right. He's 79. He's 79. But, you know, it's... Kids need a father. It's not like... I don't know if the child was planned. It's just that his penis still works.

He's still getting it. And how old is the baby mama? That's the question that we need to be asking. We don't know. You know, that's the question that we need to be asking. That is the question. Is that too old? What is your thoughts?

800-585-1051. Expectancy, life expectancy in the U.S. for women is about 79, 80 years old. For men, it's 73. You're thinking about the wrong thing.

That man's penis is alive and well. I don't care about when a man's supposed to die. Okay? That's what I got to look forward to. Who's going to throw the ball around with the kid?

Who's going to teach him how to act? Whoever he paid to do it. That's Robert De Niro, damn it. We'll talk about it when we come back. We'll talk about the ball around with the kid? Who going to teach him how to act? Whoever he paid to do it. Robert De Niro, damn it. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.