The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Couple Try Selling Their Baby For $1K & Six-Pack Of Beer

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To The Couple Who Tries Selling Their Baby For $1K & Six-Pack Of Beer. Listen for More! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne to go. Damn, Charlemagne, who you give the Donkey of the Day to now?

Well, Donkey of the Day, Sexy Red, for Monday, September 30th, goes to Darian Urban and Chalene Ellers. They are a couple from Arkansas that is accused of trying to sell their two-month-old baby for a six-pack of beer and $1,000. Jesus. Let's go to CBS News 5 for the report, please. Now to a disturbing, developing story out of Bentonville. Two parents are accused of trying to sell their baby at a campground over the weekend.

Darian Urban and Shaleen Ellers were arrested on Saturday. According to investigators, they tried to sell their two-month-old for $1,000 and a six-pack of beer. A person who learned about it called authorities. Benton County deputies then arrested the couple and made sure that baby was safe, who was then taken to the hospital. Both parents are being held in the Bend County Jail. Now I know what y'all are thinking. What? What kind of beer was it?

I swear to God I was thinking that. Oh my God. No, I swear to God. I'm like, damn. What kind of beer was it? I was. What kind of beer was it? Delaware.

Okay. Yo. What kind of beer was it? I wasn't thinking that. No, I wasn't thinking that. I was kind of beer was it? Delaware. Okay. Yo. What kind of beer was it? I wasn't thinking that. No, I wasn't thinking that. I was, but I'm not a parent, so hey, don't judge me. I was just joking. I was thinking that.

What I actually was thinking was- Was it Blue Moon? Ew. That's what you drink? I like Blue Moon with orange. Delaware. Dirty Delaware. My God.

What I was actually thinking was Jesus is not coming back. Okay? For what? I mean, when I was young, I had a red Honda Civic, little hatchback joint. I'm driving on 17th and Amos Corner, and I didn't change the oil, and so one night the engine locked up on me, and I left that Honda Civic on the side

of the road, just left it. I think I ended up getting towed to some compound, and I just never went back for it. I couldn't afford to get the engine fixed anyway, so I just left it. That's how God feels about earth. Okay. He created something that was meant for good, but then he gave this creation called humans free will, and they've been making poor choices ever since. Okay. Now this couple is 21 and 20 years old, and they tried to sell their baby for a six pack of bed at thousand dollars. Life means absolutely nothing to some humans. Do you hear what I just said? Life means absolutely nothing to some humans. What I don't understand

is what's wrong with adoption? Okay. Research some adoption agencies, choose the type of adoption you want, create an adoption plan. Hell, I'm sure your primary care doctor could have helped you with that. But what am I saying? Anyone who tries to sell their baby for a six pack of beer and a thousand dollars doesn't have a primary care doctor. Okay. We really have to stop letting people breed simply for the sake of breeding. We have all these conversations about what it should take for a person to buy a gun. I feel that way about breeding. Okay. I don't know how you could control it, but we need some systems in place that can straight up tell people when they get pregnant based off who they are or what they are okay your child needs to come with us all right don't even worry about it soon as you have the baby we got it from here okay listen to this man chalene ellis told the man

and another person that it was not working having three dogs and a baby well get rid of the damn dogs okay what world are we in where the mother says I would rather have three dogs than be responsible for this baby? Do you know how many women are busting their ass to have kids spending all types of money on IVF and you have the blessing of a baby and you just trying to sell it for a thousand dollars and a six pack of beer? They even did paperwork. Okay. The news report says there was a letter that says, I, Darian Urban, and Shaleen Ellis are signing our rights over to, and the name is redacted, of our baby boy for $1,000 on 9-21-2024.

The letter was signed by the couple and included a disclaimer that read, after signing this, there will be no changing y'all two's minds and to never contact again. When authorities spoke to the couple, Urban and Ellis, they said the baby was undergoing an adoption. Why the hell couldn't y'all do an adoption for real? Authorities even recovered a cell phone video of the couple signing the letter and the couple said they recorded it because they plan to legalize the adoption on Monday.

I don't understand how humans waste good time and energy doing the wrong thing when they could just spend that time and energy doing the right thing if you're going through all of this to illegally sell your baby why not go through the process of doing legal adoption papers and just give the baby up in a real way and y'all think Jesus coming back to this really Really? Please give Darian Urban and Chalene Ellis the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. What, Ho? What? Want to play a game?

Guess what race it is! All right, Darian Irvin and Shalene Ellers, 21 and 20 years old. A couple from Arkansas. They tried to sell their two-month-old baby for a six-pack of beer and $1,000. DJ Envy, guess what race is? White.

First of all, his last name is Urban. It doesn't matter. When you said they had the dog and the baby, they had to give it to one and decided to give it to the baby, not the dog. Now white people are with their dogs. That's Charlotte Park White. That's right. That's right.

Okay. I would be so disappointed if it's us. I think it's white, too. Well, let me... Wait, wait, wait, wait. I feel like that's trailer park white. Lauren LaRosa. Darian Urban and Chalene Ellis,

couple from Arkansas, accused of trying to sell their two-month-old baby for a beer and $1,000. Lauren LaRosa. Guess what race it is. I'm not putting that plight on black people. I think that's white. That's some white.

Well. What we got? Please, no. DJ Envy and Lauren LaRosa, you two are both positively absolutely correct. Shaleen Ellis. Cheers, Envy. I don't know about Darian, but the mom is white. Okay.

This is MAGA white. This is capital right white. This is Capital Riot white. Trailer Park. All right. Do we know what type of beer they were getting? They had to be. It's got to be something else going on. This is Eat Boogers and Sniff Glue White.

Okay. All right. All right. Sniff Glue White is crazy. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Now. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney

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Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of The Broken Record Pod. The Breakfast Club. influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers.

Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only nuestra gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,

where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day.

From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.