The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Donald Trump’s Jail Records His Height At 6’3 & Weight At 215lbs

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lauren Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, I'm Jack Peace Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to

powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States. Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, get that son of a bitch off the field right now. Out. He's fired.

He's fired! Please step up to the congregation. Yes, you are a devil. When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best they're bringing drugs they're bringing crime they're rapists he's a jackass yes donkey today for friday august 25th goes to the former celebrity in chief donald j trump ask not why donald j trump is getting the biggest he hard today ask what did he do to get the biggest hee-haw today see we are

gathered here today at hee-haw missionary baptist to give donald j trump the credit he deserves for being insecure let me tell you something man a few years ago there was a great article in the atlantic written by tom nichols drop on a clues bomb for tom nichols don't know him but i love that article it's called donald trump the most unmanly. And Tom asked a lot of great questions in this article. But the most important one to me is why don't the president's supporters hold him to their own standard of masculinity? On this Friday, August 25th, I need to know, because yesterday Donald Trump got booked in Fulton County Jail. He was made to go through the whole process of booking in jail, including a mugshot. Sidebar, Alvin Bragg, Jack Smith, whoever was behind Trump's previous three indictments. Shame on you for not making Trump take a mugshot sidebar alvin bragg jack smith whoever

was behind trump's previous three indictments shame on you for not making trump take a mugshot all this time trump could have been taking mugshots he actually should have four already all right i think four four indictments a mugshot for each indictment 91 criminal charges and this is his first mugshot simply because y'all didn't make him take one this is why historically folks have repeated this quote if you want something said ask a man if you want something done ask a woman dropping the clues bombs for fannie mae willis okay mug shots ain't dead y'all dudes just scared now back to trump's insecurities when donald trump was booked yesterday in fulton county jail his jail records came out and it had all his charges on there it had his booking number his inmate number

of po 1135 809 if you're wondering and it had his height on there it had his booking number his inmate number of po 1135 809 if you're wondering and it had his height and weight it had his hair is blonde or strawberry i don't even know what the hell strawberry color hair means i guess red but to me his hair color is more kiwi fruit than strawberry but forget the hair let's get to his height and weight donald trump said on his jail record that he was 6'3", 215 pounds. Clearly, they asked him his height and weight, or asked his aides his height and weight, because scales, hips, and big backs don't lie. But Trump does.

And this is what I don't understand, and this is what Tom Nichols from The Atlantic was asking. How come Trump supporters don't hold Trump to the same standards of masculinity that they hold others to? We all know Trump is a liar. Okay, I thought masculine men, alpha males look down upon liars because y'all keep it real. Okay. And I wonder how y'all would react to someone you don't consider manly lying about their devil damn weight. You know how slim and fit Trump would be if he was six, three, 215 pounds. I know people are making jokes,

jokes, but mugshots are important because if somebody goes on the run they need a description Okay, six three two hundred and fifteen pounds strawberry blonde hair. None of that describes Trump Alright if he wasn't one of the most famous people in the world and was just some dude who decided to go on the run After committing all these crimes you wouldn't recognize him based off this description But this is an example of him not being a man's man Which is why I don't understand why Trump supporters who claim to be the men of all men support someone who will lie so blatantly, especially about something like his weight. This is IG model behavior. OK, Trump puts the skinny filter from TikTok on his jail records and y'all acting like you don't see it.

Donald Trump might be 6'3", but he is not 215 pounds. Donald Trump is easily 6'3", and weighs about Chris Christie. Okay, maybe not Chris Christie, but he definitely weighs about Peter Griffin. And I don't understand why all these so-called alpha males hold him up as the standard for what men should be. Because as the writer Windsor Mann has noted, Trump behaves in ways that many working class men would ridicule. He wears bronzer, loves gold and gossip, is obsessed with his physical appearance, whines constantly, can't control his emotions, watches daytime TV, enjoys parades and interior decorating, and used to sell perfume.

And now we know that he isn't just obsessed with his physical appearance, he lies about his weight. Imagine being so privileged that you are facing all these charges, and the thing that's on your mind is your weight and lying about it when you get there. Donald Trump said he is 6'3", 215 pounds. Let me tell you something, man. Do you know who is 6'3", 215 pounds? Me? No, you're not. Lamar Jackson, all pro starting quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens who back in May May signed a five year, 260 million dollar deal is six to 215 pounds. Exactly. Does Donald Trump look like Lamar Jackson to you? No, absolutely not. Imagine Donald Trump wasn't Donald Trump and he was just some dude you met online, built the way he is, telling you he's built like Lamar Jackson.

And then he pulled up to your house talking about what's up. Huh? Not a damn thing. That's right. Okay. It was a little late, but you understand what I'm saying? I do. All right. Real recognizes real and insecurity recognizes insecurity.

All you fake alpha males love Trump because he too is a fake alpha male. No matter how much he acts like an insecure little child, you all will support him because you see yourself in him. And Thomas Nichols put it best in this Atlantic article. He said Trump will continue to act like a little boy and his base, the voters who will stay with him to the end, will excuse him. When a grown man brags about being brave, it is unmanly and distasteful. When a little boy pulls out a cardboard sword and ties a towel around his neck like a cape, it's endearing. When a rich and powerful old man whines about how unfairly he is being treated, we scowl and judge. When a little boy snuffles in his tears and says that he was bullied, treated worse than Abraham Lincoln even, we comfort.

And you know why? Because America is sympathetic towards fat people. Which is why I don't know why he's lying about his weight. I think it's a tactic. I think he did that on purpose because he knows that folks will fat shame him and call him insecure, then his supporters will defend him and call us hypocrites for fat shaming because y'all out here fake canceling Lizzo for allegedly fat shaming, which makes no sense because Lizzo big too. So for any of y'all who are upset with me right now for fat shaming Donald Trump this morning, I want you to know that I identify as obese. I am five, six, 275 pounds. And don't you dare call me a liar. if you're not willing to call Trump one. Please let Remy Ma

give Donald Trump the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother******, are you dumb? Don't you dare. Don't you look at me like that. What's wrong with fat people? Nothing. I am one. You're not one of us. I am 5'6", 275

pounds. How dare you? Don't claim my culture. You don't know what I identify as. You're appropriating fat culture. I identify as a fat person. You're not one of us. I am 5'6", 275 pounds. How dare you? Don't claim my culture. You don't know what I identify as. You're appropriating fat culture. I identify as a fat person. You're appropriating fat culture, Charlemagne. You're not big homie Charlemagne. I identify as a fat person.

JoJo, big homie, a guest host. And JoJo, what is a snuffle? He said, what the hell is a snuffle? Who know? What is that? Did you just make up a snuffle? Sniffle? Sniffle. No, it's snuffle. That's why they used to call snuffle, snuffleupagus know? What is that? Did you just make up a snuffle? Sniffle? Sniffle.

No, it's snuffle. That's why they used to call snuffles snuffle-luffagus. Snuffle-luffagus? Bro, I just looked up snuffles. It says snuffles is a bacterial infection in rabbits. What the hell is a snuffle? Where you getting snuffle from? I was like, I've never heard snuffle before. You've never heard of snuffle-luffagus? Yes, I heard of snuffle-luffagus, but not a snuffle. Hold on, hold on. The head of the Fat Lives Matter committee I saw him jiggling in my

peripheral. Why is fat people getting all this slander this morning? He said, my obese application was denied. I'm sorry. Maybe next year. No. Stop appropriating our culture. I'm actually a part of the big.

I'm a part of. What's it called? The committee? Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah. What's the name of the committee? What committee?

The fat. What? I don't. Let me. You want to say the fat people committee? You a BBW? That's what you're saying? Oh, BBW community.

Community. I love BBWs. what you saying? Oh BBW community Community I love BBWs No I love them What bright beige women? Big beautiful women Is that what BBW stand for? Yeah

Okay I love BBWs And I'm sorry you're right Snuffles a common term for runny nose Bruh Snuffleupagus man I never heard of Snuffleupagus Did they

Did Snuffleupagus I thought it was cause of the lashes I ain't gonna lie. That's the one with the lashes, right? Yeah, he got lashes. Oh, she got lashes. He has? You know what?

You don't know what he identifies from? That's right. We do not know what Snuffleupagus identifies as. That's right. Snuffleupagus was the original day. All right. Okay. All right.

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Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say to bull. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water

for 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together.

So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry,

we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.