The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Himself

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

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Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home,

workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows,

and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record Podcast. Every week, I or my co-host,

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Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today? Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September 6th goes to a Nebraska man who has not been named, but just when we thought Terrence Bud Crawford

was the illest Negro in Nebraska, here comes this human, okay? I don't know why his name hasn't been released because this story is nuts. And it's a perfect example of how you can learn a lot from a dummy. Now, ever so often, I have to get on this radio and tell y'allall don't drink and drive why i have no idea i thought this was a universal law we all knew and accepted and respected okay

with all of these ride share applications out here i thought folks understood the game by now but clearly they don't because this man is a suspected drunk driver see someone called 9-1-1 to report a driver who they thought was driving on the wrong side of the highway. And when authorities arrived, they were shocked to see who the caller actually was. Let's go to ABC 7 for the report, please. 911, where is your emergency? I'm on Highway 77 going north, and there is somebody that is on the wrong side of the road. 9-11 seems like a normal call to dispatchers, but tonight we're learning a suspected drunk driver in Nebraska was actually reporting himself. The man called 911

back in March to report a wrong-way driver. When deputies found him, he confessed. You're the one that called in? Yep. You were? Yeah, because I thought somebody was on the wrong side of the road, Bill. But it turned out it was you. Yep. Look at them. Yep. He said the man had a blood alcohol content of over twice the legal limit. They arrested him. They're releasing this now as a reminder to not drive drunk this holiday weekend. Look at God. Damn it. Look at God.

I believe in God, y'all. I believe in a higher power always. And I don't think anything is a coincidence. This man was drunk driving and called 911 on himself. They say God looks out for babies and fools. Well, this man ain't no baby, but he damn sure is a fool. And the fact that something came over this man's spirit and said, let me call the police on a drunk driver. This man literally called and said there was someone driving on the wrong side of the road. And that person was him i

promise you god be looking out for us even when we don't deserve it okay not only did this man not die nobody else died either because god intervened give me some of my regina bell put that regina bell on right oh oh come on now my My God. God is good. Y'all better sing along, you heathens. Hey, hey, hey. God. Neither do I, clearly. God is good. Come on, Regina.

Come on now. Come on now. God. My God. God is good. Turn me down a little bit, Red. Turn me down a little bit. See, God intervened.

God bought this man out of darkness. God saved this man's soul. God guided his every footstep. Did you hear what I said? God guided his every footstep. Saved this man's soul. Bought him out of darkness. Because God is good.

That's word to Regina Bell. Now, do we call this snitching or self-evaluation? Okay, I call it self-evaluation because when cops pulled him over, they asked him, do you know why I stopped you? The man admitted he was on the wrong side of the road. Then when cops asked if he was on the wrong side of the road, he replied he must have missed an exit, and he confirmed he was the same person who had previously called 911.

Oh, my God. I know that God. My God, God is good. God put food on this man's table. The table may have been in jail, but it's food and a table nonetheless. Can you imagine the argument this man was having with himself? This man probably cursed himself out and threatened to call the police on himself, and then he probably told himself,

you ain't gonna call the cops on me. You don't got the heart. Next thing you know, 911, what's your emergency? Look at God. Do y'all not see how God moved in this situation? God put food on this man's table and put shoes on his feet. The shoes were jail slides, but they were shoes nonetheless. And he put these jail slides on this human so he could guide his every footstep. God made a way for this man to end up safe and sound. I said God made a way for this man to end up safe and sound and for

other people on the road to make it home safe and sound too. Now this man's alcohol level was twice the legal limit. So what we need now is for God to heal his every sickness. Okay, we need God to heal this man's every sickness because God already made a way out of no way. Okay, God already bought him out of darkness of being drunk. God already saved this man and a lot of other people's souls. God guided his every footstep and his fingers too and kept him from killing himself and killing other people. God is good, okay? But what you did, sir, is not.

Please let Remy Ma give this unnamed man from Nebraska the biggest hee haw. Hee haw, hee haw. You stupid mother, you dumb. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm. All right. That's why I smoke weed. it, mother******, are you dumb? Alright. That's why I smoke weed. Don't be afraid to put Dara Gina Bell back on one more time.

Don't ever be afraid. God, my God. Thank you for that don't to the day. Now when you smoke weed, just put out there that you don't drive when you smoke weed. Never. I'm at home. Thank you. We responsible out here. And only in states where it's legal. There you go. Thank you. Just wanted to make sure that was clear.

BET, we'll see you tomorrow. I thought you were going to keep singing. Come on. There you go. We'll see you tomorrow. You be safe out there. You stay prayed up. And BET, we'll see you in the morning. Bought me out of darkness. God is good.

Alright, everybody, please be passing the collection plate around. Just put a little something in that collection plate. A little something. A little something in that collection plate. I thought you was handing it to me. I'm trying to go to the collection plate. Put something in the collection plate.

You know, I'll keep a little something. You know, I'll keep a little change in the Crown Royal bag. Give me a little something for the collection plate. I'll keep a little change in my Crown Royal bag. What you need? Give me a little something for the collection plate. I'll keep a little change in my Crown Royal bag. You got $12 in there. No, this is about $25. And dimes.

Don't play with me. No, this ain't nothing. That's quarters. Quarters, nickels, dimes. What you need? You want a little soda or something? That ain't enough for me to go to the blackjack tournament. That's definitely not enough.

That's exactly why I ain't go. I look at this bag and I say, nope. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up. Early in the morning.

The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. pop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette

Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence.

And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.

We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond,

host of the Broken Record podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, everyone.

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