The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Drunk Man Files Missing Child Report After Forgetting Child At Home

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

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Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle.

We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974.

George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only

half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul

of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy, Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by

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Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. podcast. these gloves let's go you have to make a judgment of who was going to be on the donkey of the day they chose you breakfast club who's donkey of the day today well uh donkey of the day for thursday october 30th no not october 30th what's today's date october 26th october 26th how the hell i jumped four days i don't know you forgot yesterday was the 25th four times i think you need to check your stat in prescription i know but what's left to roll. I know, but that high can make you delirious. No, I think I got to take more Ginkgo biloba or whatever it's called. I can't even remember what the name of it is. But anyway, donkey of the day for Thursday, October 26th, goes to a 30-year-old Connecticut man named Colby Parker.

Now, Colby Parker called police at around 8, 18 p.m. to report his child missing from his car parked outside Price Chopper supermarket in Connecticut. He told police he had gone into the store and left the child in his vehicle, but the child was missing when he came back. Now, before we even get into the details of the story, I feel like he could get the biggest hee-haw for simply leaving his child in the car. Okay, I don't know why parents in 2023 would still be leaving their children in the car under any circumstances. There is absolutely zero reason for you to leave your their children in the car under any circumstances there is absolutely

zero reason for you to leave your little child in a car we've seen enough examples of kids dying from heat exhaust heat exhausting we've seen enough examples of kids being kidnapped like your child is not a pet bro that's why i hate when people call their pets kids because if you had actual kids you would know the difference all right you don't let your child outside to pee and you shouldn't even know people do leave your child in the car while you run in the store real quick. Now, the story gets way stupider than this because it turns out the child was indeed missing, but not because of a kidnapping, but because of a good old fashioned thing called parental neglect. Let's go to WTNH News 8 for the report, please. Police arrest a man who reported his child went missing from his car while he was inside the

mansfield price chopper police say it turns out that 30 year old colby parker actually left the child home alone and only thought the child was with him police conducted a search around the store that's when they sent officers to parker's house they found the child there fine police say parker failed a sobriety test the child was placed in custody of a family member failed a sobriety test that man was high okay i knew this man was high before i even heard the story the news report said he failed a sobriety test he probably was drinking too but this man was operating on at least a 40 to 60 milligram edible okay i know edible action when i hear it i didn't been high off the edible scrolling through instagram looking

for my phone and i only got one phone okay speaking of phones some of y'all care about your phones more than you care about your kids okay before you leave your house you are checking for your keys wallet phone we need to add kids to that kids keys wallet phone it's like the heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes kids keys the wallet phone wallet phone we will lose our minds if we leave home without our phones. Before we get in the car, we check it for it. And God forbid we drive a little bit and then go to our phone to make a call. I'll go to our phone to turn the music on. If we don't feel our phones, we will stop everything and run back to the house. This man, Kobe, did not feel that way about his own flesh and blood. Now, I understand possibly being high enough that you forgot the kid at home,

but you were so high, you actually thought you put the kid at home, but you were so high. You actually thought you put the kid in the car, scrapped him up, probably turned on revolting children from Matilda, the musical singing along with the child. We are revolting children living in revolting times. You got out the car. OK, in your mind, thinking you'll be right back. Probably cracked the window and all told the child you was going to get them something and everything and then came back to the car and thought the child that was never there had been kidnapped.

Glasses, I think he on the Sherman that you used to serve. Okay? This sound like Pee Wee Sherman to me. Does this sound like Sherman used to do you glasses? No, no. Something else is wrong with him. I don't think people even on Sherman forget their children. They just don't forget their children.

Damn. Yeah. Always remember, man, children may forget what you say, but they will never forget how you made them feel, especially when you forget them. Please let Remy Ma give Colby Parker the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid motherfucker.

You dumb. All right. Look, it's a relief he wasn't kidnapped but man leaving the kid at the house that might have been worse Mm-hmm. I know y'all watch home alone and think kids can handle themselves and never adult on around but this ain't a movie Have y'all ever did that? Your first like I always am scared that when I have my first kid I might forget like okay I have the kid and leave the kid somewhere i can see you doing i can see you leaving your kid on top of the car i'm driving off that's one of my fears like the car seat like just because i don't know you're moving so fast and it's new no i used to double check my niece like okay she's here i think you

gonna know especially you you have you gonna carry it for nine months push it out you're not gonna forget that double check triple check definitely something only a man would do that's why i asked the men In the room They said no Never done it I'm super sensitive Like even when my kids are sleeping

I'm the one that looks To see if their chest is moving After actually breathing At night at times I do that same thing Yeah I do that all the time Same thing when I'm driving In the car

I make sure Like I'm very very extra When it comes to the kids That's good to know We are revolting children Living in revolting times V.E.T. We'll see you out tomorrow

Peace V.E.T. You don't know nothing About that Matilda the musical I don't You don't know nothing We are revolting children living in revolting times. BET, we'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET. You don't know nothing about that Matilda the Musical. I don't. You don't know nothing about that Matilda the Musical. All right, well. Well, let's jump into another song. Glasses Malone, he's a co-host here.

Lauren LaRose is a co-host here. I got Glasses Malone. You know, he got a podcast called the No Ceilings Podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio Podcast Network. But he's got a new album out called Cancel These Nuts. Right. It's really good. And what's the number? I think it's the second song or third song on the album.

What's the name of it? What's the name of the song, Glasses? Kanye should have never married that chick. That's not what you're saying. No, that's not what it says. That's what it says. It's radio appropriate language. No, you can say that appropriate language.

Here's your list. I don't know what's the list on there. Oh, for sure. Yeah, he should have never married that bitch. I think that's a very inappropriate title. But the thing is, it has nothing to do with Kanye or his ex-wife, Kim.

Correct. It has to do with what, glasses? Turning a whore. Oh, it's on my list. You can say that. Turning a hoe into a housewife. You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife.

All right, well, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. The question is, can you turn a hoe into a housewife? Yes, you can. I know that's an age-old question. Holes don't get cold, but I think they get tired.

Yes, they evolve like everybody else. Hoes don't get cold, but they get tired. Eventually, you get tired of all... It's a lot to balance a lot of people, y'all. And everybody got a pass. I don't know why y'all keep acting like everybody don't got a pass. But everybody's pass is not filled with penises. Alright, let's discuss when we come back. What? 800-5.'s pass is not filled with penises. All right. Let's discuss when we come back.

What? 800. It's just not. Oh, the field of penises. Penises growing like corn on the cob. Exactly. I saw a pickle jar. I don't know why I saw a pickle jar.

585-1051. Let's discuss at The Breakfast Club. Penises everywhere. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward.

And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists

on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRad of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know?

I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a woman. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen

to Historical Records on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting

is crawling out from the shadows and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.