The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Ex-Con Arrested After Stealing Ambulance & Crashing Into Police Cruiser

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

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As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.

Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,

Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama

who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura.

I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only nuestra gente can sprinkle.

Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record Podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, the hee-haw again? It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things.

It's called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne. Who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Jetsularious, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, November 8th goes to 35-year-old Marcus A. Stapleton. Now, I believe Marcus is from New Jersey. He was in prison in New Jersey, so I'm assuming he's from New Jersey. But according to police, he has a lengthy criminal record, and he was just released from prison in New Jersey.

Now, I don't know what he was in prison for, and I know there are a lot of people right now listening to me in the county jail, listening to me in prison, and they are dreaming of being released some of them have released age some of them don't some are coming home sooner than others but the moral of the story is all of them are dreaming about coming home what are some of the first things folks want to do when they get out of prison number one is just simple socialization okay getting back acclimated with society small dinner you know meet up with some friends. Of course, if you have a lady in your life connecting with her, getting some cheeks. OK, if you got kids going to love on them, finding a job.

Most brothers, when they get out of prison, are simply trying to do everything they can to not go back. Well, Marcus A. Stapleton clearly is not like most brothers. See, Marcus got released from prison, and the first thing he did, I'm talking the very first thing he did, was find a way to go back. In fact, he found a way to celebrate. I don't know why he thought this was a celebration, but let's go to Q104. It's Jim Kerr for The Report, please. A man just released from prison in New Jersey celebrated the accomplishment

by stealing an ambulance, smashing into a convenience store, and hitting a state police cruiser. Marcus A. Stapleton, age 35, is accused of crashing the vehicle and then fleeing on foot before being captured inside a nearby factory. The incident occurred shortly after 1 a.m. Monday when Stapleton told the convenience store clerk he had a body in the ambulance and needed directions. The clerk gave the directions and then immediately called 911. Stapleton then went back to the store asking for more directions. That's when the suspect hopped back into the ambulance and drove it into the front of the store before driving off.

Two police officers then stopped their cruiser in the street, hoping to stop the ambulance. However, the vehicle did not stop. Instead, hitting the passenger side front fender of the cruiser. That's when Stapleton fled on foot and attempted to hide before cops busted him. Stapleton has been charged with theft, aggravated assault, and other related charges. Need I remind you, he did all of this immediately after just being released from prison immediately asap okay now uh they said he's a disabled veteran and was staying with his wife well that's what he

said he said he's a disabled veteran and was staying with his wife after getting out of jail in bergen uh city new jersey marcus if you got a wife you're not acting like it because after being in prison i would have been trying to do everything in my power to stay up under my wife's cheeks okay you sir acting like you left babe behind bars maybe all right the man must got a boyfriend in there only logical explanation okay he told boo i'll be back in time to spend thanksgiving with you and man is he keeping promises okay police said he has a lengthy criminal record all right this man is institutionalized he has no idea how to operate outside of prison all those things you know i described to you getting a job getting acclimated to society that's too much for him all right see he didn't even get out and commit a crime that had

anything to do with trying to get some money he wasn't even trying to get back on his feet he got out stole an ambulance and drove into the wall of a convenience store and then hit a state police cruiser that man was trying to get back to the boo the boyfriend he left behind all right the quote of future nba hall of famer he was thinking about that meat all right marcus a stapleton had that meat on his mind and he wanted to get back to it because there ain't no way all right some people just career criminals man man. And if these prisons, these jails were the correctional facilities they claim to be, then maybe just maybe they could get this brother the mental and emotional help he needs to become a productive citizen in this society. If this man could earn a trade in prison, get a higher level of education, get some mental health treatment, then he would he would have some tools to help him land on his feet when he's released from prison i use the term get back on his feet earlier and we use that term a lot when we talk about uh brothers and sisters getting released from prison i think we gotta erase that from our lexicon because that's not the way it should be if you

spend all this time in a so-called correctional facility you should actually be released from prison on your feet you should actually be released standing on business all right because if these facilities were actual correctional institutions folks would acquire a whole new set of skills that they could use in the real world okay but all these places do is strip you of dignity folks can't even self-educate themselves anymore because they ban so many books in prison so if you don't let people educate themselves you don't teach them a trade you don't get them the resources they need to take care of their mental and physical well-being if you don't give these individuals nothing but a hard time what do you think they are going to end up doing say it with me kids the word of the day is recidivism okay

it's a cycle all right rearrest reconiction, reincarnation. No, not reincarnation. Reincarnation would be good if you got a life sentence. Reincarceration. OK, rearrangement. All of these things could be corrected if we wanted them to be. All right. This cycle could be broken if we wanted it to be. But it won't be because the system is working exactly the way it was designed to work. Please give Marcus a. Stapleton the biggest EO. Alright. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed.

You want to play a game? Nope. No? Not in a little game? Oh, God. Alright. I guess we'll play a game of Guess What Racing! Not in a little game. Oh, God. All right. All right. I guess we'll play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right. DJ Envy, Marcus A. Stapleton, 35 years old, of New Jersey, was in prison, has a lengthy criminal record, was released from prison, and immediately went to go steal an ambulance,

ran it into a convenience store, then ran into some state troopers. DJ Envy, guess what race it is? This is not an easy one. White. Why do you think he's white? Just ask him. I don't think black people want to go back to prison. Once we out, we're not trying to go back.

But then again, if he had cheeks, he might have been in love with his cheeks. He was like, I want to go back and say boo, but I don't think that's the case. I like booey.

What the hell is boo, but? No, I say boo, but if anybody want to go see his boo. That ain't what you said. You said something about boo, but I ain't never heard that. We be unlocking new levels of gay every day on this radio.

You be saying stuff. Gay people be looking at the radio like, what is a boo butt? What is a boo butt, Rashawn? You tell me right now. What is a boo butt? Damn. That sound like you're coming with some milk. It's crunchy and sweet.

Boo butt. Boo butt cereal. I like boo butt. Damn. Well, you to me. Damn. Well, you're wrong. Okay? The man is... He's a Negro.

Damn. Damn. Damn. All you want to go see is boo butt. Oh, man. All right. They need to make these correctional facilities actual correctional facilities. Okay?

Give these brothers some skills, alright? And some tools that when they get back into society, they can be productive citizens. Okay? Alright. Well, thank you for that don't care today. BET, we'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines.

800-585-1051. Women, how do you shoot your shot? Now, this conversation585-1051. Women, how do you shoot your shot? Now, this conversation comes from two different things. This comes from all the single women up here at the goddamn Breakfast Club. That, too. It's Sim's birthday. They got Sim back there about to cry.

Let me tell you all what they got, Sim. They got Sim these blow-up dolls, right? Yeah. And these blow-up dolls of men. Right. And they put pictures of all the men she like on the dolls. So it's Kodak Black, Serge Ibaka,

and Burner Boy. And Burner Boy. That's right. And then they got her, I don't know what village this is. What village is this, Eddie, that y'all got?

They got some village. It's an African village. They got some village on the continent to do a happy birthday thing to Sim and they're holding up her picture and singing her happy

birthday and all of that good stuff. So she ain't there about to cry. Right. You know what I'm saying? He got so scared. He thought Sim was coming here to bust him in his head.

They be jumping me, man. You got to make sure. That's Taylor. Taylor, show them. Show them. See, that's Kodak Black. So the question is. Okay.

This is Serge Ibaka. Women, how do you shoot your shot? There was a video that went viral a couple of days ago. There was a lady in the gym. She was trying to shoot her shot at a man in the gym and she was throwing her hair back and working out next to him he didn't shoot his shot that's right uh smart man sukiana allegedly tried to shoot her shot at cameron she jumped in the car with cameron and played eating your and i'm eating your and he's eating my and cameron was like was that a subliminal so ladies how do you

shoot your shot i actually asked sim simmer, who today's her birthday. She said she stares at a man three times. First of all, she's four-eyed. She got glasses. Okay? So, that ain't going to work. All right? We got to start putting things in proper context.

See, you don't be talking to, I be talking to the nieces the way they need to be talked to. Okay? I can't see you through your glasses. You got big prescription glasses. Where's Sim at? Sim won't come here. Where's Sim at? Jesus Christ. to come here? Where's Sim at? Jesus Christ.

Don't come here without your glasses either, Sim, because you're going to bump into stuff. You keep your glasses on when you come in here. How you going to make eye contact with these? She look like sexy red around the eyes through the prescription glasses. Come on now. I don't even know when you're looking at me right now.

Sir, happy birthday, Sim. Happy birthday, Sim Sima. Dropping a clues bomb for Sim Sima. How do you shoot your shot with men? Sim, get on the mic dropping the clues bombs to sim sima how do you how do you shoot your shot with men sim get on the mic one time i asked you earlier how do you shoot your shot and what did you say to me first i just want to say i don't have a crush on kodak that was a complete joke and i want to clear that immediately okay and secondly you do have one on sergeant bockett i introduced you to and also burner boy i never said i had a crush on burner i introduced her to sergeant bockett she fumbled no you fumbled it but that's not what we're talking

about here. Yeah. Look, he said we have to wrap. No, no, no. So just quickly. We do got to wrap. OK, we'll do it when we come back. Because we talk about women shooting their shot.

And we'll do it when we come back. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Come on. The Breakfast Club. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,

Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama

who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.

Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories,

combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same

as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record Podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge.

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.