The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Ex-Deputy Caught Serving Semen Cupcakes To Students Sentenced 100 Years

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black

and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes, and we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help.

Listen to I Do Part 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. This gonna be a donkey, because right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey in the name please? I have become donkey of the day. It's a breakfast club, bitches. You're a donkey.

Yes, Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 13th goes to a former Louisiana deputy named Dennis Perkins. Now last year, I gave his wife Donkey of the Day for doing some of the sickest stuff I have ever heard in my life. Did you forget? Do you need a refresher? Well, let's flash back to WBRZ ABC 2 for the report, please. In a shocking development, Perkins agreed to a plea deal, admitting her involvement in a child rape. But her defense says the real monster in this case is yet to be tried. The former teacher taking a surprise plea deal Monday instead of facing a jury.

Pleading guilty to one count of production of child porn, one count of second-degree rape, and one count of mingling of substances. Originally facing more than 70 counts, the Attorney General's office agreeing to cut that down only if she agreed to testify against her ex-husband, Dennis Perkins. The couple are accused of filming and raping a child as well as feeding treats tainted with Dennis's semen to her students back in 2019. Yes, you heard right. Dennis Perkins and his wife, Cynthia, were indicted on 150 sex crime related charges including but not limited to

providing semen cream filling for cupcakes and feeding them to children my god they was putting baby bad into big wheels okay there's ball barfing the brownie bites everybody look alive okay these holes done ruined the hostess man all right and what makes this story nuts literally is that the vanilla cream filling that being these delicious ass treats like Twinkies, that butter, powdered sugar and marshmallow cream that comes together to create this delightful sensation in your mouth. When you young, playful and immature, it reminds people of the clam sauce. And Dennis and his wife, Cynthia, were synchronized in their sickness because they decided to put that crock snort in the cupcakes. OK, I would tell these folks find God, but God not lost. They are. All right. Now, Cynthia, the wife who I folks find God, but God not lost, they are.

All right, now Cynthia, the wife who I gave donkey of the day to, pled guilty to second-degree rape, production of child porn, and conspiracy of mingling harmful substances. We just heard that. As part of her plea deal, 68 of her 72 charges were dropped, and she agreed to, I think, not testify, to testify against her husband. She was sentenced to 41 years in prison and i'm sure inmates of the prison she's in are praying she don't become

the correctional cook oh lord please no kitchen job for cynthia okay can you imagine her preparing and and serving food to other inmates cynthia perkins a cook in a woman's prison oh the red badge of courage would absolutely be the secret ingredient in the tomato sauce now Cynthia filed for divorce from her husband following the arrest saying that he had manipulated her into committing the crimes and he was in court on Monday where he faced 78 charges what will happen to a man who was voluntarily putting his dong water in the ding dongs let. Let's go to the report, please. With his head turned away from our cameras, Dennis Perkins entered the courthouse for the final time.

The much-anticipated trial, set to begin next week, canceled in light of Perkins' guilty plea. A deal the prosecution wasn't expecting. When he and his wife, Cynthia, were arrested in 2018, Perkins was facing more than 150 counts. He pleaded guilty today to seven, including rape, sexual battery of a child, video voyeurism, production of child porn, and one count of the mingling of harmful substances. Part of the reason the AG's office accepted the deal was to spare the public from what prosecutor Barry Milligan called some of the worst evidence he's ever seen. Sentenced to 100 years and as part of the plea deal, Perkins waived any right to appeal, probation or parole.

100 years. Thank God we didn't have to hear the details of that evidence. Nobody needed to know how he was filling these hostess products with high fructose porn syrup. But because of his crimes against children and cupcakes, he accepted a hundred year prison sentence. I do not like that word accepting when it comes to prison sentences. There is no prison sentence that anybody's accepting, especially one that's a hundred years. This is what y'all are giving him. And this is what he's taking because he has no choice. OK, a hundred year prison sentence. But damn it, this man deserves every single second. And I hope he keeps that same energy in prison because there's some homies in there that's thirsty. OK, and they don't want that gentleman's relish out the jar. All right. They don't want that.

They don't want that out in the cupcakes. All right. They want that nut butter scraped from the tap. All right. No, Dennis, don't get shy now. You're going to be in there serving up penis coladas to everyone and rightfully so. Please let Remy Ma give Dennis Perkins the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. You stupid mother f***er. You dumb. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Now, when we come back, it's Friday. So you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. Are we talking?

Penis coladas? Now, the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from Rockman Dunbar. You know, he's an actor. He was in Soul Food. He was in Girlfriends. A host of others. All right. He turned 50 years old two days ago.

And he posted this on his Instagram. He said, 50 years old today. 30 years in this business never sold my soul or my ass real guy body original black man energy so we're asking 800-585-1051 have you ever traded sex for something now that's what we're saying what that brother was alluding to is the fact that you know you know people i guess do gay things in the business to move ahead. That's the conspiracy. That's the stereotype, right?

I mean, I wouldn't even say just gay things, but that's what the whole Me Too movement was built around. I mean, people just having sex to make moves. Yes. So we're asking, have you ever had to do it? 800-585-1051. Let's start with you, Charlamagne. It's not time to talk about this shit. I'm just asking. It's a tease. It's a tease. It's not time to talk about this shit. I'm just asking.

It's a tease. It's a tease. It's not time to talk about it. Not intentionally. Not intentionally. Is this the chicken wing conversation? We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club.

The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.

It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.

Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part Two, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes, and we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts.

If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help. Listen to I Do Part Two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or. We want to help. Listen to I do part two on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses job. And I go by the name Q war. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show civic cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics, to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle.

We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.