The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Fake Dentist Performs Dentistry Out Of Her Apartment Kitchen

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Fake Dentist Who Performs Dentistry Out Of Her Apartment Kitchen. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Boren. And I am his dear friend Langston Kerman. And we host My Mama Told Me, a podcast about black conspiracy theories. We just did a spectacular live show with some of your favorite comedians on the planet. David, tell them who was there. We had the Kid Mero, Marie Faustin,

and we had Jaboukie Young White. Some of your favorite comedians playing some of the most offensive and groundbreaking games. So listen to My Mama Told Me on iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. We want to speak out and we want this to stop. Wow, very powerful. I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult entertainment industry.

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Hey everyone, it's Jon, also known as Dr. Jon Paul. And I'm Jordan or Jo Ho. And we are the BlackFatFilm Podcast. A podcast where all the intersections of identity are celebrated. Ooh chat, this year we have had some of our favorite people on including Kid Fury, T.S. Madison, Amber Ruffin from the Amber and Lacey Show, Angelica Ross, and more.

Make sure you listen to the Black Fat Fam podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or whatever you get your podcast, girl. Ooh, I know that's right. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlamagne. There's only one Charlamagne to go.

Charlamagne. Oh. Damn, Charlamagne. Who you give a donkey of the day to now? Well, sexy red, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, December 12, goes to a New York woman named Gladys Serrano. Gladys is 70 years old, and she is one of these humans who I just don't understand.

I have a real problem, a real issue with people who waste time and energy on foolishness, okay? We on the radio so I can't say BSing. I would like to sound it out. I have a real problem, a real issue with people who waste valuable time and energy BSing. You know what I wanna say but I can't. We only got one life.

We do know that, right? So there's absolutely zero time to waste it on foolishness but But sadly, we just live in an era where people would rather pretend to be somebody than actually take the time and hard work it takes to actually be somebody. Okay? You'd rather pretend to be somebody than actually take the time and hard work it takes to actually be somebody. Okay? See, Gladys is accused of running a dentist office out of her one bedroom apartment. She was running a dentist office out of her one bedroom apartment. She was running a dentist office out of her kitchen without a license. Of course. First of all, I don't know who pisses me off more this woman pretending to be a dentist or

the patients who go see her. If you're going to, you know, invite just any old body into your mouth, you might as well be a porn star. Let's go to picks 11 for the report, please. Meanwhile, a law element would arrest for right dentist office out of her Hampstead apartment without a license. And that's how County District Attorney says 70 year old Gladys

Serrano set up a bogus business in her kitchen with a hanging curtain as a divider. You can see the patient chair there, position near the sink next to it. Jaws police say were full of medication and used dental instruments. Investigators caught wind of the

operation after she allegedly extracted five teeth from a victim and charged her $1500. This woman is 70 years old. I don't know when she decided she wanted to be a dentist, but she could have went to school to be an actual dentist. Now records show Gladys is not

licensed to practice dentistry in New York, but if you ask me, she's probably not licensed anywhere. Now I tell y'all all the time, I am not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary knowing I'm not the strongest avenger. Okay, I was a child that got left behind. Okay, I was before George W. Bush's no child left behind policy.

Okay, I was supposed to graduate from Berkeley High School in 1996. I graduated from Berkeley High School in 1998 via night school. Okay, drop one of those bombs from Berkeley High School in 1996. I graduated from Berkeley High School in 1998 via night school. Okay, drop one of the clues, mom, from Berkeley High School, North Carolina, South Carolina. So I'm saying all that to say, I still know the difference between one and five.

Okay, see the victim in this story went to Serrano based on a referral for a single tooth extraction. She went to get one tooth removed and ended up getting five taken out. Okay? The question is, how many teeth is Gladys Serrano going to have after she gets punched in her mouth for playing in people's faces literally? And it's not like she was cheap.

Okay, now I'm not a dentist, but I did some research and by research I googled how much does a tooth extraction cost. It says it could be anywhere from $75 to $250 for a simple extraction. Surgical extraction can range from $180 to $550. What word is that? Extraction? Extraction. Extraction, yo.

Extraction, I'm saying that. It's a must for an education. No, it wasn't, but go ahead. What did I say wrong? Extraction, babe, not excraction. I said extraction, okay? Okay. Surgical excration can range from $180 to...

I refuse. I refuse to take this from either one of y'all. Okay, all right. Surgical excration can can range from 180 to 550 dollars per tooth. Now, I don't know if she had simple or surgical, but she paid 1,950 dollars. I know the news report said 1,500, but the other news report said 19, 1,950 dollars. That's too much for a single tooth excretion. So I'm trying to figure out when did she pay her because it couldn't have been before. She should know better than to pay $1,950 for a single tooth extraction.

And I'm damn sure not paying you that after you remove five of my teeth when I just came here to get one removed, okay? This is the moral of the story of the day. We gotta stop playing. We gotta stop playing. This whole faking it until you make it, you turn out to be what you pretend to be.

People just thinking they can do things because of a video they say on Tiktok or YouTube. No, people have skillsets for a reason. People go to school, they put in their 10,000 hours, they have actual experience in the field or industry that you pretending to be in. Can we please get back to letting the experts be experts? And if you wanna be an expert at something, then take the steps to be that, okay?

Practice, set goals, get feedback, find a mentor, alright? Learn continuously, but most of all, put in some work, some real work. You can't just wake up and say, hey, I want to be a dentist. Regardless of how many gullible suckers there are out there, you have to go and earn a bachelor's degree. Usually in a science-related field, take the dental admissions test, apply to and attend dental school to get a doctor of dental surgery

or doctor of medicine and dentistry degree, and then pass licensing exams to practice dentistry. You know where I learned that at? Google, okay? How y'all go online, learning how to do everything but the right thing. You can learn what steps to take to be a real dentist from a quick Google search but that's not what you want to do. What you want to do is pretend to be

something you're not until you're exposed for the fraud that you are. Please let Remy Ma give Gladys Serrano the biggest hee haw. Hee haw, hee haw. You stupid mother-fucker, are you dumb? Come on, man. I know it takes a little bit longer. It might take a little bit longer. But you'll eventually get there. She's 70. She ain't got time to be going to school. When did she decide she wanted to be at dinner, though?

How long she been playing this game with people? Probably at 69. Damn. She probably just realized it. But my thing is, you should be giving the people who went to her dump the other day, yo. Next to the kitchen? Yeah.

That's why I said, I don't know who I get mad at more. The person Gladys Serrano doing this or the dumb ass people who go to get it done by her. Cause this is the thing, I don't, were they asleep? Like you can feel somebody removing full extra teeth. Yeah, how do you do that? How do you mouth? Like why did you sit there and wait for that?

She had drugs and all of that. So she probably was numbing them up. But all the more reason, I don't know why you would let somebody play in your mouth like that in a kitchen. Oh my God, Andes. In a one bedroom apartment in New York City. Oh.

Damn. Oh, wow. All right. When the last time somebody been in your mouth in a one bedroom apartment in New York, Embi? That is crazy. You're taking it back to the 90s. This never happened.

What's going on? It never happened. What about you? I never. It's a lie. Ask him the same question about South Carolina. New Jersey. New Jersey.

All right. So messed up. All right. You're such victims. All right. All right. You're such victims. Oh. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamonsoff.

Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. In the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hi, I'm David Borey.

And I am his dear friend Langston Kerman. And we host My Mama Told Me, a podcast about black conspiracy theories. We just did a spectacular live show with some of your favorite comedians on the planet. David, tell them who was there. We had the kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and we had Jaboukie Young White. Some of your favorite comedians playing some of the most offensive and groundbreaking games. So listen to My Mama Told Me on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or

wherever you get your podcasts. We want to speak out and we want this to stop. Wow. Very powerful. I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult entertainment industry. I really wanted to be a player boy, my dog. He was like, I'll take you to the top.

I'll make you a star. To expose an alleged predator and the rotten industry he works in. It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated. We're an army in comparison to him. From Novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Join iHeart Media Chairman and CEO Bob Pitman for a special episode of the hit podcast, Math and Magic, Stories from the

Frontiers of Marketing, as he interviews the iconic and prolific Martha Stewart in front of a live audience in celebration of her 100th book. "...Did you ever think you were gonna wind up writing a hundred books?" "...Yeah." "...You did?" "...Yeah, it's just a minor goal." Listen to Math & Magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview

is with Wiz Khalifa. The craziest part of my life, I can go from performing in front of 40,000 people to either being in a dress room, being in a plane, or being back in a bed all by myself. He is a multi-platform selling recording artist, mini mogul, and an actor. Which among the one, the only, the only one. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Jon, also known as Dr. Jon Paul. And I'm Jordan, or Joho. and we are the black fat film podcast a podcast where all the intersections of identity are Celebrated. Oh chat this year. We have had some of our favorite people on including Kid Fury T.s Madison Amber ruffin from the Amber and Lacey show and Jella Carras and more Make sure you listen to the black fat fan podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Alpha Podcast or whatever you get your podcast girl.

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