The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Fertility Clinic Mistakenly Gives White Woman A Black Baby

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To The Coastal Fertility Clinic In Savannah, Georgia For Mistakenly Giving A White Woman A Black Baby. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. the donkey of the day today. Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, February 20th, goes to the Coastal Fertility Clinic in Savannah, Georgia. Now I wanna salute, I don't know if it's Savannah, but it is in Georgia. I wanna salute all the women out there going through IVF treatments. We know what IVF treatments are, right?

The fertilization of an egg by a sperm outside the body. Women get IVF for various reasons, infertility, age, genetic concerns. There's a lot of reasons that women get IVF treatments. President Trump actually signed an executive order aiming to reduce the cost of IVF on Tuesday. I believe that's a good thing, right? But what if you are a woman who is out there trying to get pregnant through IVF? You want to have that baby? Oh, the joy you feel. Two weeks after that embryo transfer

and the doctor gives you a positive result and tells you that you have had a successful implantation and pregnancy. Drop one of Clue's bombs for those who have experienced that level of joy. But what if you didn't get what you paid for? Meaning you paid to get pregnant, you know, had the baby, but what if what they put into your cart isn't what you paid for, meaning you paid to get pregnant, you know, had the baby, but what if what they put into your cart

isn't what you ordered? You don't find this out until you receive your groceries. Okay, what are you talking about, Uncle Charlo? Well, what I'm talking about is exactly what happened to Christina Murray, a resident of Savannah, Georgia. Salute to everyone who listens to us on 94.1, the beat in Savannah. Christina was given the wrong order, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's go to the Today Show for the report, please. My son's skin tone didn't match mine, but he was still my son. Christina Murray was finally living her lifelong dream of being a mother. He was beautiful and perfect, but it was also very clear that something was wrong. After a grueling round of IVF and nine months of white woman using a white in late 2023 to a baby bo complexion. My son skin to

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used coastal fertility spe determined that they mist couple's embryo in Marie. The biological parents sued her for custody, and Marie chose to give the baby she loved up to them rather than fight. I walked out of the building with an empty stroller, and they left with my son. Damn! She had a black widow baby. Whatever Rita Ora was saying on that song from back in the day. Listen, don't let Donald Trump hear about this. He's gonna blame it on DEI All right

This white woman was trying to conceive a child and they put the wrong embryo in her and she ended up having what the lawsuit Describes is a dark-skinned African-American baby. I Bet Christina was like now I understand why I had all these strange cravings Cajun collard greens. I. Okay, Cajun collard greens I never craved Cajun collard greens before I was pregnant. Oh my god Is this why I couldn't stay out of Popeyes? I ate so much sweet potato casserole from Ruth Chris. Oh my god There were signs The smell of blackened mouth smoke never bothered me

Can you imagine you spent nine months preparing for a little bundle of joy and instead you give birth to a cultural awakening. She probably named the baby woke. Now she's gotta go buy books like Brown Baby Nursery Rhymes and other diverse children's stories. It's just a mess. And this isn't like getting your order wrong at a fast food restaurant where they can just give you what you asked for. This is a baby.

Okay? If you don't like it you can't just give it back. Imagine coastal fertility clinic like, well, ma'am, I know this isn't what you ordered, but what's wrong with it? It works. She said it hurt to give the baby away because in light of history,

she thought she should be able to sell it. Christina, I am sorry you had to go through that. Okay, you bonded with the baby and I know the hardest part wasn't the mix up. It was explaining to your husband why their baby was born with a full lineup. Please give the Coastal Fertility Clinic the biggest y'all. That is wild.

That is wild. Now what about when you have a baby and the baby comes out looking nothing like you but it's actually yours? I'm dealing with that. Can anybody deal with that in this room? You're a clown. Oh, what happened? You're're a clown. What happened?

You're such a clown. It's crazy. What are you talking about? Don't ever play with me like that. What are you talking about? Ha ha ha ha ha. What are you talking about? First of all, my daughter got my eyes

and we got the same blood type. So don't ever play with me. Yeah. I believe the blood type. Then my eyes is chrissis. How did you see that? That face is chrissis. Yeah.

That skin is chrissis. Yo, I know that white lady was like, what? Could you imagine they put that baby right on her chest and she's like, whoa. She said she had to give away her sign. I know that black fan, I know she was like, y'all ain't gotta take me to court, please take the baby. Take the baby, take my baby. The only thing that would have made this story better is if she was actually racist.

I know, right? I know. That? I know. That would be wild. Damn. What did she name the baby? Because she had to name the baby something. Coon-Tuh. Shut up. I never made that up.

I don't know what she named her. But you're also idiot for the cravings too. Because not Popeyes, Black and Mouse and what else? I didn't even say anything. Cajun, collard greens, yes you did. Some of them, that's why I can't say out of Popeyes. Baby, please. Please.

All right. All right. Well, thank you for that dog kid today. What you sucking your teeth for? This guy, Mac, so stupid, man. What did Mac say? Mac, come here, Mac. What did Mac say?

Oh, god. What? Seriously, I'm not talking about Popeyes, all right. Mac's so dumb. What you just said, Mac? Mac be texting me. Oh Dumb what you said Mac Mac be texting me while you listen What you said Mac imagine you prepare for that baby you bought all this sunscreen now you got about Vaseline Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney, Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthubull.com.

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In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, Anti-Racism Spin Class, and mandatory Ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us? Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last.

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