The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Five Men Arrested After Blocking Traffic While Twerking At Intersection
Episode Date: March 13, 2025Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To Five Men Who Were Arrested After Blocking Traffic While Twerking At Intersection. Listen For More! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPo...wer1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Damn, Solomon.
Who you give a dustier today to than them?
Well sexy red, Donkey of the Day for Thursday March 13th goes to five Memphis men, Mikkel
Sanders 18, Rashawn Bryant 22, Jordan Smith 19, Mondrej Comaze 18, and Desmond Subbery
18.
All of them have been arrested.
And your Uncle Charlamagne needs to let all you YNs know
something. Please, please, please stop with the organized crime. Seriously, man, if you
can create a criminal enterprise and you also have the brains to start some type of small
business. I'm just sick of hearing about young people coming together to form drug rings
and fraud schemes, even organized stuff. If you can put so much time and energy
in doing the wrong thing,
then you can put that same time and energy
into doing the right thing, okay?
You youngins are not applying yourself properly,
and you could be, and that's what frustrates me the most.
Okay, unity and group operation is a must,
but why do we only seem to see unity and group operation
when folks is coming together to commit crimes?
And this country not playing with you, okay are ready at all times to introduce you to their
good friend Rico and these five Memphis men sadly are the latest example of that would you like to
know what the criminal behavior was would you everybody take a deep breath come on
take a deep breath because this type of organized crime is triggering let's go to the Miami Herald
for the report please Tennessee cops say traffic came to a halt
at a downtown Memphis intersection
when five men leapt from their car
and began twerking before baffled motorists in Tennessee.
It happened Monday, March 10th,
about three blocks east of the Mississippi River.
And the dancing was still in progress
when a police lieutenant drove up.
What the officer saw was a 2016 Chevy Malibu
blocking traffic at a green light
and four men twerking around the car outside. A fifth man was spotted dancing on the car's hood.
The five men were taken into custody so the offense would not happen again
and they were charged with obstructing traffic. The men ranged in age from 18 to 22.
A motive behind the stunt was not released. Five Memphis men got together to disrupt the lives of law abiding citizens just trying
to go about their day.
A vehicular blockade caused by booty.
That's what this was.
Hey, McHale, Rashawn, Jordan, Mondre, Desmond, when you were scrubbing the ground, cheeks
to concrete, did you think about the ambulance you may be keeping from getting to the hospital?
The person who just got a job, first day of work, and they're about to be late because
of your traffic tampering through Twerk Terrorism.
This should be an episode of Law and Order Twerk Victims Unit.
Not only is this a criminal enterprise, it's a whole production.
You all probably had Glorilla blasting, cameras out, just a synchronized routine of reckless
rump shaking.
Why?
First degree felonious fraggle maggotry. That's what this is.
Okay, the unlawful act of throwing it back in a way that disturbs the peace, blocks traffic,
and disrupts people's everyday lives. Why? We cannot let the ass cartel get away with this.
Are we really going to sit back and allow an underground network of professional rump shakers
to disrupt society?
People like this don't think of anybody but themselves.
The only real luxury any of us have is time, people.
Okay?
Because it doesn't come back.
So imagine you running late for something important.
Rushing to pick your kids up.
Trying to make your Brazilian wax appointment.
I have one today, by the way.
And you're stuck in traffic because five grown ass loose booty bandits decided
to turn the highway into Magic City Monday?
They are all charged with obstructing a highway or a passageway, but I feel like this should
be a freco case.
This is a freco case.
Okay?
There has to be a stiffer punishment for this organized booty movement because this was
a coordinated effort to weaponize the wobbling public.
Where is President Trump to sign an executive order to stop discrete scripting syndicate?
If he doesn't intervene, this could get out of control.
Men will mimic this behavior all over America.
This could get out of hand.
Do you really want criminal organizations dedicated to twerk-related infractions popping
up all over the country?
Do we really want booty trafficking?
Diddy, don't you answer that.
The illegal transportation and distribution of reckless twerking across state lines, do we need that?
Let's do better.
Please give Michael Sanders, Rashawn Bryant, Jordan Smith, Mondrej Colmaze, and Desmond Subbery the biggest he-huh?
I have a question. Now if this was back in your day and five women back in my day, like you wasn't born
in 1977.
If five women were twerking in front of you, would you mind?
Would you call the police back in your day?
I don't have time for your hypotheticals.
Let's deal with the reality of the situation.
That's what's wrong with people nowadays.
They don't never want to deal with the reality of things. Let's deal with the shared reality
Somebody's gonna show you this mugshot. Look at that. Don't get bricked up over there. Can you see this Jess?
Can you see it
Somebody's sitting this picture to Jess. I don't want you to get bricked up over there. I'm not bricked up
I'm nowhere near bricked up. Don't get bricked up over there. Even if it was women. I mean if you try and get somewhere
That's it. That's, like what are we doing?
This ain't got nothing to do with the gender of nothing.
Why are you disrupting traffic, stopping people's day?
Okay, we got things to do.
You just hopping out of a 2016 Chevy Malibu,
the twerk in the middle of the street for what?
In 2025?
Come on, stop.
This ain't got nothing to do with gender.
I ain't keep looking at the picture. Cause I'm trying to figure out what they all identify
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The Breakfast Club.
In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. 7,000 bodies out there or more.
A forgotten asylum cemetery.
It was my family's mystery.
Shame, guilt, propriety, something
keeps it all buried deep until it's not.
I'm Larisen Campbell and this is Under Yazoo Clay.
Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you?
Why is my cat not here?
And I go in and she's eating my lunch.
Or if hypnotism is real, you will use a suggestion in order to enhance your cognitive control.
But what's inside a black hole?
Black holes could be a consequence of the way that we understand the universe.
Well, we have answers for you in the new iHeart original podcast, Sign Stuff.
Join me or Hitcham as we answer questions about animals, space,
our brains and our bodies.
So give yourself permission to be a science geek and listen to science stuff on the iHeart
Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hi, I'm Bob Pitman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media.
I'm excited to share my podcast with you, Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers
of Marketing.
Make sure to check out my recent episode with legendary musician and philanthropist, Jewel.
I didn't want a million dollars.
I wanted a career.
I wanted a way to figure out how to do something that I loved for the rest of my life.
Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important
creative spark, the magic.
Listen to Math and Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeartRadio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, it's Amartines.
The news can feel like a lot on any given day, but you can't just ignore las noticias
when important world-changing events are happening.
That is where the Up First podcast comes in.
Every single morning in under 15 minutes, we take the news and boil it down to three essential
stories so you can keep up without feeling stressed out. Listen up first from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
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