The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Elementary Teacher Showed Students Her Nudes

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

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Hey, it's Nikki Glaser. So I hosted the Golden Globes at Hollywood's biggest party. Honestly, you've probably seen all the headlines this week, but like any good party, there's a lot of wild stuff that goes down behind the scenes that you don't know about. And since I hosted the Golden Globes, I'm letting my podcast listeners, my besties, in on all the behind the scenes tea. Stuff that didn't make it to the live TV taping, what went down in rehearsals, who said what at the after party.

You're going to hear it all. Listen to the Nikki Glaser podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the consumer electronics show, Tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defecta and the writer Edward Ongweiso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards' Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis,

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Girls. This January, join me for our third annual January Jumpstart series. Starting January 1st, we'll have inspiring conversations to give you a hand in kickstarting your personal growth. If you've been holding back or playing small, this is your all-access pass to step fully into the possibilities of the new year.

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Go to ReallyNoReally.com and register to win $500 a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition signed Jason Bobblehead. The Really No Really podcast. Follow us on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the... Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news? If I catch all ass in traffic, I'll whip her, my genie out, y'all don't suck it. It is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.

On The Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey today for Thursday, January 9th goes to a 60 year old substitute teacher named Gail Wessel. Now, Gail was a substitute teacher for some elementary school kids at Park Avenue Private School in Lake Wells, Florida. What did your Uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. We was just having this conversation yesterday about the parental paranoia we all feel when we send our kids out into the world.

Okay, we are sending them to school every day with the hope that the teachers and administration of the school, they are attending, treat our kids like their own. What a gamble that is. Okay, now I get on this radio all the time and tell you that every day of our lives, we are trying to avoid crazy. Okay, how do we know we not dropping our children

off to the crazy though? That's why parental paranoia, the anxiety that you feel as a parent is such a real thing. And this story with Gail Wessel is absolutely not gonna do anything to make your parental paranoia feel better. Because see, Gail exposed some of these elementary school kids to something

they ain't got no business seeing. And that something is her naked. Let's go to CBS 10 Tampa for the report, please. Substitute teacher in Lake Wales is facing charges. The kids are showing students explicit photos of herself. This happened in November at Park Avenue Private School, but police have now found and arrested her. They say she tried to delete the photos while detectives were speaking with her,

but later admitted to showing them to the elementary school kids. Investigators are asking you to come forward if you know anything about this case. Lock her up. Lock her up. These are minors, elementary school kids. I know we live in a world where they see worse on social media, but that's what discovery is all about, okay? Little kids being curious and seeking out nude photos on their own is completely different than a big grown ass woman showing them nude photos of herself. Not to mention Gail is not attractive. Okay somebody print me out a picture of Gail. You want to see what Gail look like? Yeah. Hold on let me show y'all what Gail look like real quick. I meant to print out a picture. This is Gail y'all. Oh no. Okay. All right. No. Gail looks like her memoir would be

titled 12 years of meth head. Well she's 60 so actually probably 40 years. Okay look, Gail is 60 but she looks like she just turned dead. Okay and she looks like she's been dead for a couple of weeks. What I'm trying to say is the woman is aging like milk. There is no reason for her to be showing her spoiled ass titties to kids. Okay it's wrong period to be exposing mine as the new pictures of yourself as a teacher but the delusion to think you are even showoff worthy. Okay, and I'm going to tell you, all right, you are corrupting these kids in ways you may not understand because I'm going to tell you something that a lot of men don't talk about.

Well, at least I've never heard it discussed publicly. And that is the first time we ever laid eyes on a naked woman. That is a very pivotal and important point in a man's life. Okay, every man remembers the first time we saw a woman in the nude. Doesn't matter if it was in real life or a porno or a pinhouse magazine or playboy. See, y'all generation got it easy. Okay, we would have to sneak a peek of someone's playboy or pinhouse magazine. Nowadays, you can just go on Pornhub.

Hell, you can just go on X. This generation will never know or understand what it feels like to just stumble upon somebody's porn stash. Okay, oh, the 1900s was the time your uncle, your big brother, your dad, your granddad, you just in their room looking for something else and discover a nudie magazine. What you talking about? Okay, a nudie magazine filled with the hairiest of goodness. Okay, I remember when I got my hands on a penthouse and I put it in my trapper keeper and we would gather around that trapper keeper often and look at those vintage 80s bodies every man Remembers the first nude woman they saw envy. Do you remember? Yeah, I knew woman you ever. Yeah talker

I don't know if it was a HBO or Showtime back in the day at night HBO and Showtime used to have them sex scenes He's revenge in a nice What you talking about or cable like back in the day day cable, like the high channels used to have nothing but porn all day. So if you put, if you like go up and down fast, like 135, 136, 135, 136, you get to see it clear. Ooh, Red, do you remember the first woman you ever saw, Red? Yeah, the same, cable had it.

So growing up, and then my uncle had a stash. He had like a stash of like 15 Playboy books. Come on now. In the bathroom, I knew exactly where it was at. Never forget it. Come on now. He said, I never exactly what was that. Never forget it. Come on Why am I bringing this up because Gail Wessel is not the first naked woman any young man should be exposed to Okay, see a woman like Gail naked. Oh could easily turn a young man gay nothing wrong being gay. Okay, by the way I'm just simply saying we don't need this in the classroom Governor DeSantis

Signed the don't say gay bill The law says public school teachers may not instruct on sexual orientation or gender identity in grades kindergarten through third grade. I am saying that someone like Gail has found a way around that because she knows if she shows young men her nudes, they would never wanna touch a woman. Okay, I'm looking at her mugshot.

Look at her mugshot once again, yo. Just look, just look. If I see that naked, I would never. Come on, man. All I can think to myself on top of her other charges, showing obscene material to minors is one of her charges. She also needs to be charged with a hate crime. Okay, she looks like an old Republican senator.

All right, just close your eyes and imagine a moose knuckle covered in plain nonfat yogurt. That's how Gayle looks. And I personally think because of Florida's Don't Say Gay laws, Gail was planted in that classroom and exposed those disgusting news to those kids so she can make those young men not want women. Her name is Gail. And you can't spell Gail without gay. And can none of y'all tell me I'm wrong because Facebook doesn't do fact checking anymore so my conspiracy theory going

fly! But seriously, what Gail did is disgusting and very perverted, and this is why more and more parents are choosing to homeschool their kids. Please let Kathy Griffin give Gail Wessel the biggest hee-haw. Please give this giant jar of mail the biggest hee-haw. Oh my gosh! Come on, man. Cut it out.

That's Michael Rappaport, man. Cut it out. Come on, man. Look at this. This is a different mug shot with her with short hair. Oh my gosh Did you imagine seeing that naked for the first time you might not never want to touch a naked person Didn't I just say that I'm just saying it again. That picture looks even worse. I'm trying to tell you Jesus What happened? What happened? That's not real. That's not real.

There's no such thing as onlymans.com, right? I don't know. There's onlymans.com? I have no idea. It's not something I've searched before and I wouldn't want that in my search history. But now it's in your search history. It says onlymans.com is coming soon.

Really? Well, our producer, Mac, says that there's some pictures of Caitlyn Jenner posing on onlyans.com is coming soon. Really? Well, our producer, Mac, says that there's some pictures of Caitlyn Jenner posing on OnlyMans.com and that's what this mug shot look like. He's stupid. So he must got something that we don't know. It's coming soon. All right, Mac.

Mac must got something we don't know. Something exclusive. Man. He's got something new on his five sticks. All right. All right, well thank you for that donkey of the day. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury

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Hey, it's Nikki Glaser. Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Golden Globes, I'm letting my podcast listeners, my besties, in on all the behind the scenes tea. Stuff that didn't make it to the live TV taping, what went down in rehearsals, who said what at the after party, you're going to hear it all. Listen to the Nikki Glaser podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, Tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown

of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defecta and the writer Edward Ongweiso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards' Robert Evans, it could happen here's Gare Davis,

and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from. Do you want a shortcut to the best version of you? Here it is. Feed the good wolf. I'm Eric Zimmer, host of The One You Feed. Every week I talk to brilliant minds and brave souls about the art of small powerful choices. Our listeners say it all. This is a lifeline.

Transformational. The best antidote to a bad mood I've ever heard. Join the pack and start feeding your best self. Listen to the one you feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, I'm Dr. Joy Harden Bradford, host of Therapy for Black Girls. This January, join me for our third annual January Jumpstart series. Starting January 1st, we'll have inspiring conversations to give you a hand in kickstarting your personal growth. If you've been holding back or playing small, this is your all access

pass to step fully into the possibilities of the new year. Listen to therapy for black girls starting on January 1st on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together our mission. On the Really No Really podcast. Is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions.

Like. Why the bathroom door doesn't go all the way to the floor? What's in the museum of failure? And does your dog truly love you? We have the answer. Go to reallynNoReally.com. And register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition signed Jason Bobblehead.

The Really No Really podcast. Follow us on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.