The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Fugitive Found Hiding In Drawers Trying To Evade Deputies

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

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I was donkey of the day, baby! Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I'm called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today?

Well, Jeff Hilarious, who's actually here this morning. Donkey of the day for Wednesday, October 18th goes to a Florida man named Johnny Yates. What does Yonkershala always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Now, nobody likes going to jail. If you've ever had a warrant or been wanted for something, that feeling of evading the police for as long as you can is a very stressful feeling. OK, I don't care how cool N.O.Rr-e made being on the run sound it is not okay no matter how much you

eating it's not all right especially knowing that at any given moment them boys in blue could be coming for you and that's the predicament johnny yates found himself in johnny is 41 years old and he was wanted by the polk county sheriff's office for aggravated battery false imprisonment and tampering charges deputies showed up to his house around 2.45 p.m. on a Saturday after getting a tip that he was inside. Oh, somebody told on him. There was a reward out for his arrest, or somebody didn't like him, okay? One of the two.

But when they got to his house, they noticed a dry eraser board in front of a window. Y'all know the dry eraser board that you write on? The police pulled up, and they saw it in front of a window, andall know the dry erase board that you write on they the police pulled up and they saw it in front of a window and written on it it said johnny yates does not live here i promise you there is nothing stupider on this planet than a man who gets caught or should i say a man who gets caught but doesn't want to accept the reality that they've been caught i don't care if you get caught by the police or if you get caught cheating, even though black men don't cheat. Other men can get caught butt naked in the poom poom mid stroke. Your woman catch you and a man will make up the stupidest lie on the spot.

Mid stroke. You looking at him. He will tell you it ain't me. OK, this is my cousin. And you know what? I feel like it's our parents fault. OK, when you grow up in a certain environment, you train to lie. It started because of our parents. Parents train kids to tell stupid-ass lies at an early age. I grew up Jehovah's Witness. On a Saturday, walk up to somebody's house. You can see the family in the house. Sprinkles is running. Car's in the yard.

You see the dad through the window drinking a beer. Knock on the door. A little six-year-old opened the door talking about their home alone. You know what I'm saying? You in the house as a child around 10 or 11. Phone rings. You pick it up. You know, it's the bill collector.

Your mama whisper loud as hell, tell him I ain't here. You get back on the phone. My mom said she ain't here. She want to know if you can leave a message, though. Or you go to IHOP. You know kids eat free at IHOP. You know what I'm saying? You get one.

What did it say? IHOP kids eat free under 10 or something like that? I don't think it's 10, but yeah. Is it 10? I thought it was under 10. I thought it was 8. But go ahead. But either way, you be in IHOP with your parents.

You're clearly going through puberty. But your parents will tell you. And the way to ask you, tell them you nine. Oh, my God. Mom, I drove here. OK? I'm 15. All right?

I got my learner's permit and my mustache coming in. The moral of the story is it's parents' fault that we like this. Little white lies as kids turn to big lies on a whiteboard as an adult. And I want to know, Johnny, what was your end goal? Did you actually think they were going to read the sign and say, damn, we missed them, guys? All right? Johnny doesn't live here anymore. Can somebody get the new address?

Now, Johnny didn't go out without a fight either because somebody walked out the house and confirmed, no, Johnny is in there. Okay, so cops surrounded the house for an hour. And then they tried to smoke him out, literally. I didn't even know police did this. Did y'all know they got something called surrender smoke? No. They dispense surrender smoke inside the house and then they smoke you out? No.

So four people came out the house, but none of them was Johnny. So let's keep counting here now. One person came out and told him Johnny was in there. They smoked four more people out. That's five people in this house. All right? Five people. I want to play a game of guess what race this is.

Oh, my God. But clearly, say it, Jeff. Mexican. It's clearly Mexican, ain't it? Right? Oh, my God. So they called out for Johnny some more. They did another round of surrender smoke.

Still no Johnny. So they let the dogs out. K-9 unit went in and they found Johnny hiding in a modified dresser. Like the dresser, you know the dresser? Yeah. He was hiding. In a dresser. In a dresser.

We definitely don't got to play a game against what race it is. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's several generations of a family living in a two-bedroom house. He could fit in a modified chest. That he built. And he wrote on a whiteboard, me know him. Come on now. He write no me know him.

Come on now. He write me know him. Please give Johnny Yates the biggest hee-haw. That is not no me, no hair. He did not write me no hair. I'll get me up. Say peace, B.T. Peace, B.T.

Me no hair. Me no be to me Me no here Me no here today Me no here tomorrow Alright And I just want to tell y'all If you purchase an adult entree Kids get a free kids meal At HiHop between 4pm and 10pm

So it's no more kids eat free It's no more kids eat free at HiHop No this is purchasing an adult entree And get a free kids meal At HiHop Daily from 4 to 10 So kids eat free No age limit I said no you said an age limit You said kids under 10 an adult entree and get a free kid's meal at IHOP Gala through 4 to 10. So kids eat free? No age limit.

You said kids under 10. You just said kids. When you purchase an adult entree and you get a free kid's meal. Between 4 and 10, yes. But that's not free until 12. I can read right. I can read correctly. Okay, Lord Hampton. Okay. I hate Lord Hampton. Okay.

I hate y'all. I hate y'all. I hate y'all. I hate y'all. All right. Up next is Just Fix My Mess. 800-585-1051. If you need just to fix your mess, call us up right now.

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