The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Accused Of Impersonating Police In ‘Booty Patrol’ Vehicle

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

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The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida Yes, you are a donkey A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason It gave him too much money Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home In an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo

Put the breakfast club, bitches Donkey of the day, with Charlamagne Tha God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. And Amy Duvall is y'all. Okay, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, November 1st is going to Gabrielle Luviano. I think that's how you pronounce his name. Gabrielle Luviano.

He's from Southwest Florida. What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, Gabrielle is in Southwest Florida impersonating law enforcement, and I can't stand folks who impersonate law enforcement.

Even here in the tri-state area, especially in Jersey, you got these people who be riding around with the red and blue emergency lights. Envy, you told me once there's a way to tell if the emergency lights are actual law enforcement what is it or usually blue lights are firefighters those are the usual ones that they use when they fake it but and then when it's red it's usually police officers so red and blue is police remember somebody tried to rob me like that they try to pull me over using one of those police lights so it's the red and blue i thought it was a light in the middle too well they spin so when they spin you don't know what's in the middle yeah gotcha well i don't know if gabrielle was actually impersonating law enforcement or if gabrielle was just looking for a good time what do you mean charlamagne you don't know if

he was impersonating law enforcement or just looking for a good time let's go to nbc news two for the report please southwest florida man is accused of impersonating a police officer all because of his white chevy truck outfitted with red and blue flashing lights. Even has decals that make it look like a U.S. Border Patrol vehicle. But instead of saying Border Patrol, it says Booty Patrol. Meet the man behind the Booty Patrol, Gabriel Lovano. He's the proud owner of this tricked out Chevy pickup truck. I was just bored, you know, just to have fun, you know. So far, it's just been fun and games for the 18-year-old from Bradenton.

But after an event in Arcadia, he met a DeSoto County deputy who wasn't laughing. Deputies writing him this ticket for improper display in his rims, including the prohibited red and blue lights. His fine? 113 bucks. While this is his first ticket he's received, Gabriel says he doesn't plan on writing any fake ones. local in desoto county gage golden nbc2 how can you not love florida drop on the clues bombs for florida the man gabriel is riding around in a car he calls the booty patrol because he said it's the

closest you could get the border patrol and still have to be in it gabrielle you a damn lie you could have said burger patrol barber patrol bingo patrol basket patrol banana patrol you chose booty on purpose you know what you was doing okay booty patrol is very specific all right that actually actually would be an amazing tv show remember reno 911 remember that uh show used to come on comedy central yeah that was about all the police officers. That was funny. They could do a partially scripted, like unscripted comedy series called Booty Patrol. Jess Hilarious, you got a good eye for talent. If you could do the casting for the Booty

Patrol comedy series, who would star in it, Jess Hilarious? Dwight Howard. Oh, boy. Saucy Santana. Oh. Newly recruited DJ Academics academics You gotta stop Or Wayne Brady Either one

You know Stop Wow Bobby Lights Okay Okay You can see that Hmm

That's all I got right now That's all I got right now That's all you got right now Okay I like that I like that's a good casting Andrew Gillum I can't We can't leave out

Girl stop right now Cut it out I know That was your friend I know that's your friend But I'm sorry Good TV I like that casting Let's get but I'm sorry. Good TV.

I like that captain. Let's get a round of applause for the captain. Good captain. Good captain. If you're in the booty patrol, your uniform comes with assless chaps. All right? The same pants Prince used to wear. Cheeks just out.

They got penis-shaped pistols. All right? When they hit the siren on the squad car, it sounds like this. Don't put more weight in that. when they're in danger they are trained to not shoot first and bust everywhere we appreciate that instead they are highly trained to pull out their long nightsticks and beat it up they fully support the stop and frisk policy and will enforce it on you when need be. And the regular police motto is to protect and serve. The booty patrol motto comes from the great black

philosopher John Schaaf. What is their motto, Red? It's my duty to please that booty. That's right. You sound like you would be a good director of this show. You got it all figured out. I'm a director. You're going to cast. We both going to EP. Please give Gabrielle Lovignano the sweet sounds and the hamiltones please oh now you are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

Yee-haw. Could you imagine the booty patrol behind you? You would get so nervous. Yo, if they pull up, if they only arrest from behind, if they only pull up from behind, it's crazy. I just got a text from

the president of Black Lives, the Fat Lives Matter community. What'd he say? He says the booty patrols downstairs in me they got a warrant for your arrest oh they want you to come out with your face down and your ass up oh wow that was so corny like you really built the suspense up just for that like i thought we was in trouble i thought i cursed. I thought something happened. It was trash. It was trash.

He be having fun with these booty stories. Do you want to do a citizen's arrest, Charlamagne? Yeah. No. I do not want to do a citizen's arrest. I want the booty patrol to come do their job. What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with this place? All right.

BET. We'll see you tomorrow. Peace, BET. Peace, BET. Anybody else We'll see you tomorrow. Peace, BET. Peace, BET. Anybody else? What's wrong with him? I don't know. He's so corny.

It's horrible. Guy called him today and said he was so funny on The Daily Show last night. And then he does this. I don't know. All right. Anyway. I thought it was hilarious. Just Fix My Mess is up next.

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quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.

Flash, slam, another one gone. Fast, bam, another one gone. Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to

Historical Records. Because in order to make make history you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy

Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge.

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