The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Barking Like a Dog In Store For Over An Hour

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

Chalamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Florida Man Who Got Arrested After Barking Like a Dog In Store For Over An Hour. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You've got to be a fake ass Charlamagne. You only want Charlamagne. Charlamagne. Damn Charlamagne, who you give a dussy of the day to now? Man, sexy red. Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, February 11th, goes to a 29 year old Damn, Charlamagne. Who you give a ducky the other day to now? Man, sexy red donkey today for Tuesday, February 11th goes to a 29-year-old Florida man named

Jonathan Navis. Let me tell you something, man. The world is a strange place because I don't know if it's people's behavior that we should be concerned about or the context of their behavior. Let me explain. Jonathan Navis was arrested after he was observed barking like a dog in a Georgia auto parts store. That's right for more than an hour. What I repeat, Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like a dog. Stay strong, brother. Stay strong.

We got a new board out. He's chilling in because somebody had a flat tire. It's a lot, y'all. But yes, Jonathan was arrested after he was observed barking like a dog in a Georgia auto parts store for more than an hour. Okay, this is what happens when you ask somebody, where my dog's at, all right? Don't ask that question if you don't want an answer.

According to an incident report, the owner of an advanced auto parts store called to complain that Jonathan had been in the store and had been barking like a dog for an hour. Okay, Jonathan told police officers that he had no idea his barking was causing any issues. Now let's discuss this for a second. First of all, why did it take an hour? A whole hour went by and a grown ass man, 29 year old man is walking around the store, barking like a dog, and nobody says anything? One hour, 60 minutes, 3,600 seconds of nonstop barking and nobody says anything?

And at what point do you know, at what point do you, who is not barking, realize something is wrong? Okay? I'm not playing with people in 2025. If I'm out somewhere and someone starts randomly barking, that person and I will not be sharing space for 3600 seconds. A whole hour? I am calling the proper authorities immediately.

I don't know if it's the police or animal control, but somebody is getting called. Now this is where I'm also torn Okay, I've watched a human bark for an hour in be you have to okay I've been around a human who randomly barks in be you have to That human went by the name of Earl Simmons. Oh, yeah, aka DMX drop now you can drop on the clues bombs to DMX Rest in peace to the dog. Now listen to me. I use the word human to describe DMX,

but DMX was a spirit. He was a spiritual being living a human existence. And this is what I mean when I say, I don't know if it's people's behavior or the context of their behavior. Because in context, a person barking isn't concerning if we know why they barking. We knew why DMX was barking, okay?

He was the dog. I never met a person like DMX in my life, a one-on-one. The reality is he may not have been from this planet. He may have been dropped off here by extraterrestrials. So to see another human randomly barking in an advanced auto parts store, the first thing I'm gonna do honestly, is think the person is related to DMX.

You got to be from the same place as DMX to be acting like that. And I'm not talking about Yonkers, okay? I'm talking about whatever Planet X came from. Actually, I want to give the folks in advanced auto parts, I wanna give them a little grace. If I heard someone barking, I would think they was imitating DMX.

We all did it at one point in our lives. I would think he was just doing his own remix of Rough Rider's Anthem or something. When they asked Jonathan where his ID was, he said in his car. When they went to search his car, they found a clear baggie containing syringes in the passenger seat and a search revealed a bag full of a clear crystal substance that was later confirmed to be that cotton candy, that, that white cross didn't cookies, commonly known as meth. Navis also told police officers

that the syringes contained blood. It's Florida, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know why people are just walking around with syringes of blood, but he was. Flesh in my flesh, blood in my blood. Navis was arrested and remains in the Monroe County Detention Center with a $5,000 bond.

No word on if he's still barking. Please give Jonathan Navis the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. If you're sitting around confused about that story, just understand it's Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Don't try to rationalize it.

It's Florida. What's his name? Jonathan Navis. Jonathan Navis. But tell the truth though, if you're somewhere for an hour and somebody just walking around barking, you gonna say something? I would have left already. Okay.

Unless it's DMX. Unless it's DMX. Right. Or one of DMX kids. Right. I have no business in a store with a person barking for an hour. I might bark back just for f-ish. Come on.

And then you gonna bite it, right? No. Then you gonna bite it. Cause if you already walking around barking, you not wrapped too tight, you could be capable of anything. You can do anything, you can have anything in your pocket. Somebody say something, you stab him up, anything. So let him go ahead and have that establishment.

But that's my point, why wait for an hour to call the police? Yeah. I'm calling immediately. That wasn't suspicious to you after the first 30 seconds? The first minute that's all i'm saying yeah and i feel you all right well thank you for that donkey of the day donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney michael the bull lamonsoff don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side if you're ever injured go to

michaelthebull.com that's michaelthebull.com and when you mess with the bull you get the horns Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians people like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home.

I'm Gabe Lenners from Imagine, iHeart Podcasts and Lenners Entertainment. Listen to Obscurum, Invasion of the Drones, wherever you get your favorite podcasts. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts, the untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm A.J. Stevens, vice president of client strategy at Athletes First, introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who

have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tunga-Vai Loa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you ask two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Mini Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, and now Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeart Radio app, Apple

podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.