The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Handing Over Meth Covered License During Traffic Stop

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

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Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, donkey of the day for Tuesday, January 23rd goes to a Florida man named Robert Brush. Now, what does your Uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. See, Robert Brush is on drugs, ladies and gentlemen. Narcotics. All right, he is an addict, a user, a fiend, a junkie, a druggie, a space cadet.

Yes, and not just any drug. Robert is on that speed, that crank, that ice, that chalk, that scooby snack. Yes. Robert Brush does meth. Yes. He loves chicken flipping. OK. He gets fried. And the reason I know he gets fried is because of how he got caught. See, deputies pulled Robert over and asked for his license because they noticed the tailgate on a on a on his pickup truck that was covering the license plate. So they pulled him over. Now, when they asked for his license and he handed it over, deputies noticed a white crystalline substance on it. See, some of y'all have watched enough movies or had enough real life experiences to know that cards like driver's license are often used to break up drugs. OK, not just driver's license, credit cards. All right. used to break up drugs okay not just driver's license credit cards all right amex visa playing

cards everything from the big joker to draw four is used to break up drugs especially powdered ones now when cops saw the white crystalline substance on the card they tested it and it came back positive for meth then robert did what most humans would do in that situation and that's a lie okay and he told deputies he didn't know there was drugs on the license and there was nothing illegal in the car welp we'll see how smart you are when the canines come and that's exactly what happened all right dogs came sniffed the car and tucked between the driver's seat and center console cops found a baggie filled with what appeared to be a large amount of the same substance on the license and it was 14.23 grams of that no-dose 14.23 grams

of cookies 14.23 grams of that Christina now it's not lost on me that this man's name is Robert brush okay he Robert brush had a brush with the law and that brush with the law resulted in his arrest all because Robert brush didn't brush the drugs off his license now I know it's probably Robert brushes desire to stand up and brush himself off because he made a mistake and he wants to ask for forgiveness. That's what life is about. OK, when at first you don't succeed, brush yourself off and try again. But Robert Brush, you must first go get treated for your disease. OK, addiction is a disease and it's a disease that jail can't cure. I don't care if you're a black person addicted to crack're a black person addicted

to crack or a white person addicted to meth prison is not where you should be but we all know america does not know how to solve problems so being that we don't know how to solve problems we will never never never never never ever be able to assist people in properly overcoming their addiction so we will continue to criminalize the disease of addiction and send people to jail when we should be sending them to rehab and even though i can sympathize with robert brush and his disease it still won't stop me from giving him the credit he deserves for being stupid even if it's a legit reason for him to be please give robert brush the the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

Yee-haw. Now, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said, amazingly, it's not the first time someone has handed over their license covered with an illegal substance. And that doesn't surprise me because I've had the same exact experience. What do you mean? I've told you all this a million times. You've heard this story, okay? A million times.

I'm that uncle that will tell you the same story over and over. Tell us again. Okay, it's even in one of my books. Okay, I don't know if it's Black Privilege or Shook Ones. Both available wherever you buy books right now. But I was riding with someone in Fort Lee, New Jersey, and I was with that person the night before as well. And we got pulled over twice by the police in Harlem.

This was 2007 or 2008. I don't recall. Now, being that we got pulled over twice in Harlem, by the time we got pulled over for the third time in 36 hours in Fort Lee, New Jersey, I was like, these guys are pros.

Okay? When the police came to the window, I told the police, trust me, officer, they know the procedure. License and registration, right? Hand it over. So the driver gave him his license and registration.

And the cops is like, step out the car. Let's search the car. Still normal. Very routine thing to happen when you black. Okay. No need to debate or argue about it. And me being the Kiki Palmer ass Negro that I am, never taking things serious. Always want to get a little hee haw, a ha ha, and a kiki.

Okay. I'm telling the officers excuse me officer why are you harassing us searching us for no reason a murderer just drove by oh another car just drove by trunk full of guns and cocaine next thing i know all i heard was put your hands behind your back oh okay i'm like damn i didn't went too far with the kikis okay come to find out the driver had handed him his license and registration and insurance and like this little plastic thing and also in the plastic thing was five grams of cocaine so they took us all to jail because he didn't claim it until we got to the jail so i've been in that situation

all right yes much more much more normal occurrence i think last week a couple days ago we reported that 50 cent is is practicing abstinence in 2024. So I guess there's a lot of people that go through this phase where they practice abstinence or celibacy. So we're asking 800-585-1051. Does abstinence and celibacy actually help you in your life? Whether it's work, whether it's love, whether it's friendships friendships that is the question

helps you to focus absolutely 800-585-1051 let's discuss so you've been through that been through what not having sex for a while uh yeah but i mean i think that it just helps it helps with uh discipline i mean that's like even when people you know uh do ramadan and they fast like you know sex is one of the things that you abstain from it just helps you to focus so you've done it before and it helped you with your focus how long have you abstained for i mean i've done ramadan before yeah what's that i forgot how long ramadan is i ain't done in so long 30 days i don't know how long is ramadan how long is ramadan you know i don't know ramadan anybody no no yeah absolutely i know i know people that do stuff like that all the time oh okay and people practice the 30 days? I don't know. How long is Ramadan? How long is Ramadan? I don't know. Is it Ramadan, anybody? No? No. But yeah, absolutely.

I know people that do stuff like that all the time. Oh. Okay. And people practice the not ejaculating. Remember Kevin Gates talked about that? That's right. Yeah. I've never done that.

I got six kids. It just keeps going on and on. All right, but we'll discuss when we come back. 800-585-1051. Does abstinence and celibacy actually help you in your life? It has to. Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

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This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh, my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose

with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.

Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because, in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you?

Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.