The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Pointing Gun Towards Newly Weds At Wedding Reception

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Florida Man Arrested After Pointing Gun Towards Newly Weds At Wedding ReceptionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando Man for attacking a flamingo. It's a breakfast club, bitches. Donkey of the day with Charlemlemagne the guy i don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this somebody bring me a little water please sim if you're available somebody please donkey of the day for wednesday march 8th goes to miguel rodriguez albisu from the great state of florida now what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of florida the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.

See, Miguel Rodriguez Abusu hates love. Alright? He despises love. He does, Portia. He does not like seeing people happy, okay? This Miguel is not the type to adorn you. Alright? He is absolutely, positively what one would call the fun police. And a person who is a proud member of the fun

police should not own any event venues thank you sir especially reception halls everyone in this room okay is married all right envy's married porsche's married i'm married how important is the reception venue porsche when you having a wedding it's everything when else would you have a reception uh after your death huh yeah when you die I thought that was the repast not what and it's at a reception hall okay let's stay focused

how important is the reception after what it's very important mine was very important I had two I had two I was at St. Regis

and at Four Seasons okay yeah we went in and it was it was everything but I if I knew

that the owner was bringing that energy of not having love didn't love love, I probably wouldn't have had it there. Envy, how important is the reception venue to you? Oh, super duper important. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what we get there. The reception sometimes is more important than the actual wedding because there's people you didn't invite to the wedding that you may invite to the reception. The reception is when you- Absolutely not. Really? No, because that's where the alcohol getting served and the food.

That's where the money is and the seats. I definitely have more people at my reception than the wedding. You did? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, damn. But because the reception is where you dance and you drink and you eat. It's the actual celebration of the wedding. And I'm sure there's plenty of people who wish they skipped the ceremony and jumped right to the reception.

Right? Let's get to the celebration, baby. Yeah. I still got to say I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. In front of God. Absolutely.

And the covenant. That's absolutely. And the covenant. Yeah, that's right. And I promise. Well, Miguel is the owner of a reception venue called CeeLo Farms in Southwest Ranches. And in typical fun killer fashion, he decided that he didn't want anyone in his reception venue. But the problem is, this is probably a conclusion you should come to before people actually arrive to the venue for the reception. Let's go to ABC 10 News to hear what happened, please. Oh, baby! Oh, baby! Oh, baby! This is a mess. arrived to the venue for the reception. Let's go to ABC 10 News to hear what happened, please.

This was a mess. Off the top tonight, we begin with a wedding day shocker caught on camera. Couple's special day taking a very dangerous turn when an uninvited guest there shows up with a gun. DJ tells us that man claimed to be the owner of the venue. And he was apparently trying to shut down the reception early. Instead, he ended up in handcuffs. The man in this yellow shirt is waving a gun at a newly married couple during their wedding reception at Cielo Farms in Southwest Ranches. Wedding guests became frantic as the man yells for everyone to get out as he waves a gun around. And I look up and there's a gun pointed at me.

So at this point, I don't know what to think and I don't know what he's going to do. Jonathan Campo, the DJ and cousin of the bride, says this began when a owner of the venue tried kicking everyone out before the last song was over. According to jail records, the gun-wielding man is Miguel Albizu. Albizu is facing nine counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill that would make great tv right porsche oh yeah and he definitely would have had to shoot

a couple of black folks especially if it was an electric slide like we're not gonna stop you're gonna have to shoot me off the dance floor because that's the main part of the reception especially if i pay for it my time is up baby that's it who you think would have did something like that at your reception post? What, a gun? Yeah. The person that comes

to your reception with a gun was sleeping with the husband or the wife, period. Ain't nobody just coming in there with a gun. And this story really escalated quickly. You buried the lead on that

like, damn. You came to shoot the people out of there? Can we get the name of this place? It's called Cee Lo Farms in Southwest Ranches.

Listen, in life, we make choices, and getting married in Florida is a choice, okay? And those choices come with consequences. Alright, this right here is a consequence of getting married in Florida. Everything could go good, but then again, everything can end with you getting chased out your own reception at gunpoint. Now, it's very important to note that

the bride rented the venue until 11.30pm and this nut ass pulled his pistol out and ordered the event to be shut down by around 10.50. So he's already in breach of contract.

Easy lawsuit. Easy win. Not to mention, as you heard in the news report, he's been charged with nine counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

without intent to kill. That has to be a typo. Without intent to kill? It's gotta be. Yes. Because anytime you pull a pistol out and point it at people, we should believe your intent is to kill. Even if that wasn't your intent. Because what other intent is kill? It's gotta be. Yes. Because anytime you pull a pistol out and point it at people, we should believe your intent is to kill.

Even if that wasn't your intent. Because what other intent is there? Yeah. Why you got it out? Exactly. I'm sure they said maybe scare people? Point it in the air? Yeah, but guns are weapons of mass destruction.

He was actually pointing the gun at people. Yeah, he could hit somebody on the head with it. Absolutely. Now, this is the type of reaction, as Portia said, I expect from someone Who is at a wedding And decides to enter the call When the pastor says

Speak now Or forever hold your peace Amen You know Miguel was indeed Holding his peace But you know What were you against

In this moment Man If you wanted them to leave You couldn't wait until 1130 It was 1050 Alright When you decided to Potentially turn a reception

Into a repass What was the rush It was about to be over this is why you gotta have security like i had so much what i had so much security in my wedding like no i was not playing around at all did you invite everybody or even your nemesis on the show and all that i uh well one nemesis i didn't but yeah i invited a lot of people um uh they're not necessarily my nemesis at this particular moment. But back then they were.

Back then they were. I mean, I didn't necessarily extend the invite because, okay, let me tell you something. We were talking about how important is the reception. Well, the ceremony is very important. Yes. My husband and I wanted to make sure that whoever was in that room, whoever we made eye contact with, that those were going to be our village people. Okay. So I didn't want anybody there.

If I hadn't talked to you in a year then you're not gonna come and that included some family members too so no Kenya there was no charrette even though I like these girls both of them are cool with me it's just I didn't have it yeah I have it Nene was there Kim was there candy was there full support so yeah you know just people who I'm connected to make sense well Miguel was not a village person. Okay, so please give Miguel Rodriguez, our Bisou,

the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee hawhaw. Hey.

All right. That's crazy. Portia thought Kenya would shoot up her reception. That's wild. That's crazy. I did not say that. Yes, you did. We're not going viral. Who said that? All right. Well, let's open up the phone lines. Speaking of marriage. City girls up or what?

Speaking of marriage. Play me some City Girls, Joyce. You know I love me some City Girls. It is International Women's Day. You know I love me some JT and Young Miami. Okay. Can we play something? We got questions. Turn up a little bit.

There we go. Now, what's the question you got? What that headline say, Portia? All right. So, the headline says, Young Miami explains. Young said it again. I drank this coffee. He said Young Miami. Young Miami. This Yum said it again. I drank this coffee. You said Young Miami.

Young Miami. This coffee got my lips moving faster than my tongue. Young Miami explains why she doesn't want to get married despite Diddy wedding hint. We have that audio? No, I don't want to get married. I don't want to get married because I feel like men are not faithful. And if I can't marry, that means i'm giving my life away to you so that means like i want to be with you for the rest of my life and if i take everything personal that's for one so if i'm with you and you step out on me

and you know like i'm never going to forgive you i might i'm not going to forgive you i would never forget and i just feel like if my husband cheat on't I'm gonna kill him damn it my I want to bury you for real cuz like now you embarrass me I'm her I'm never gonna get out the ring and I can never look at you the same now everything young Miami is saying is valid except for the killing the killing part yeah the killer that's the most valid thing okay what you Jesus. Excuse me. What? You don't have to kill them just because they cheated. I think she means figuratively.

Okay. But F around and find out, though. Like, don't do that. Don't cheat on your wife. Like, I'm going to need you to be for real when you step across that. Well, when she says never forget, it made me think, right? But what if the person you allegedly want to marry are all of these people that could potentially marry you never forget your city girl ways because her city girl ways have been broadcasted for everyone to see like what right what part i mean it's one thing in the music you

know you know i'll take your man yeah you know i mean you you material girl you're doing things for the money blah blah but the peed on okay you're really hung up on that i'm just saying i played porsche the whole clip porsche never heard the right right can we play that clip we got the clip the whole clip yeah take a shot if you like go to showers i do are you everywhere you like it i just like you freak of the week i'm gonna be honest i've never had to go to shower i've given one oh is that the same thing as yeah thanks well they say that i don't know but i i don't had to go to shower. I've given one. Oh, is that the same thing as Yeah, well they say that, I don't know, but I had to go to shower and I'm like, I'm all about trying new things.

It's fun. You know when you drunk and you just, and they just all over your body you just like, you know, and then y'all still have sex after I'm glad we got big P here this morning big P is here so what's your thought how difficult is it for a city girl to get married if folks have a perception of you because of stuff like that P is in Portia let's be very clear we're talking about PP so let's just put that right on up first okay um hold on before let's do this when we come back. 800-585-1051. What is the question?

How difficult is it for a city girl to get married when you know things like this about them? So erase the Carfax. You don't have to erase it. Some people might accept it. I just want to know how difficult would it be for someone to marry a city girl. Okay. We'll talk about it when we come back. P's going to be talking about P's, so don't move.

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was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name QWard. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police

violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar, and I'm a scientist who studies human behavior. Many of us have experienced a moment in our lives that changes everything, that instantly divides our life into a before and an after.

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or wherever you get your podcasts.