The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Trying To Put Pen!s In Horse's Nostril

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Florida Man Who Got Arrested After Trying To Put Pen!s In Horse's Nostril. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Give it to him! On The Breakfast Club. In the words of Shalemane the God, he's a donkey. He ain't give a damn, don't throw it home. Oh, man, Shalemane, you giving donkey the day to who now? Well, Busta Rhymes Donkey today for Tuesday, January 14th goes to a 53-year-old Florida man named Donald Calloway. What does your uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida?

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Now Donald is an animal lover guys. Okay. Yes, an animal lover. He's getting donkey today. Tell everyone at Peter to gather around an animal lover is getting donkey today today. Okay. I'm fully aware of what an animal lover is when I say animal lover I mean one of those people who has a fondness for animals and cares for their well-being

Okay, Donald is very fond of animals. Some animal lovers may also be concerned with animal rights and the protection of animal species I don't know if Donald cares about animal rights, but I would assume he does because of the love and fondness He shows animals. Okay, Peter Peter folks. That's what it's all about. of the love and fondness he shows animals, okay? Peter, folks, that's what it's all about, right? The love and fondness of animals. I'm interested to see what Peter thinks of Donald because you know Peter goes hard for animal rights, but I've never heard of anyone in Peter showing love to animals like Donald does, okay?

I was looking at Peter's position on pets, and Peter said, "'It loves and respects the animal companions "'who share their homes.' "'Well, Donald loves the animal companions "'that are that are all around him and he shares a lot with them Not just his home. Okay. See a lot of y'all talk about your love for things, but are you willing to put it all on the line? Okay, are you willing to put it all on the line for these things? You claim the love would you die? For your love of animals, would you be willing to give your life for animal rights? Is that too much? Okay, well, are you willing to go to jail for your love of animals? Because Donald Calloway is in fact

ready to go to jail for his love of animals. Okay, he loves animals so much that he was willing to take a penitentiary chance for one. Do you want to hear what he went to jail for? Well, I will let a police officer from Florida explain what happened. Let's listen. I've done this job my entire adult life and occasionally you run across something that you go, come on man that really didn't happen. But it did. I mean he even admitted it. And here's what happened. He said, well you know I had just some sexual frustration. It was really stupid. It was a dumb thing to do. Donald Calloway, who's 53 from Lake Wells, admitted that because he was trying to do the wow thing with a horse. Oh, a mare. The mare was 28 years old. She said, Naaaaaay! We tried to interview the horse. She said, in my 28 years of being a horse,

no one's ever done anything like that to me before, and I hope it never happens again. That's right. He tried to engage in inappropriate conduct with a horse, which is clearly against the law. Right now, he's out to pasture in the county jail. Florida is the most unserious serious place ever. That was an actual police officer from Florida. Who interviewed the horse?

He was talking to TMZ. Okay. Every boy in the city. Adonald was sexually frustrated so he attempted to have sex with a horse. Let me give you a little bit more details. First of all, I'm glad the horse was of age. The horse was 28 so it's a grown ass horse.

Okay, but things were still happening to this horse without the horse's consent as far as we know. We all watch Mr. Ed growing up as a child. If you were born in the 1900s, maybe this horse could talk. Okay, and she was an adult horse that knew what she wanted. Maybe Donald Calloway had the same powers as Dr. Dolittle, and he can understand animals, and they can understand him. So the horse whose name was Raven fell for his ribs. Whatever it was, you know, made Donald pull his penis out and started boxing the one-eyed champ. Then he started tapping that beef whistle

against the horse's nose. Then he attempted to penetrate said nostrils with his penis. Yes, he tried to put his penis in the horse's nostrils. Ladies, I blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn, I gotta see what that's nostrils. Ladies, I blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn, I gotta see what that's hitting for. But this was a woman horse, so that didn't make no sense.

Now, a human female body has three perfectly good holes to insert your blood sausage in, right? Mouth. Booty. Booty, okay, if it's a special occasion. And the vagina, right? A mare grown female horse has the same. Wouldn't trust the mouth, okay.

Horse got teeth. Might mistake your baloney for a carrot. And you need a ladder to mount that thing from the back, unless it's laying down. So I guess that just leaves the nostrils of the horse. Look, I'm not judging. Times is hard out here. Maybe Donald has had enough for humans,

and he's trying to get with the horse because he heard people in relationships with horses have Stable relationships. I don't know. I just know that animals as far as we know can't give consent Right as far as we know no means no in Donald's case knows means knows But when it comes to horses may means nay, so please give Donald Calloway the biggest he-huh. Ah! Raise. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Some things are obvious. This is meth head white. All right, look at that. Oh my God. Exactly. Yeah, he look like he was on a set of Shameless. Exactly. Yeah.

He definitely looked like he walked off the set of Breaking Bad. Absolutely. He looked like four different type of cult leaders, all in the one. Damn. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Yeah, that's just crazy. That's disgusting.

Yeah, nobody putting no penis in nobody's nostrils. And the nose, though. You know what I'm saying? Aw. Mm-mm. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.

If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. And in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and In Your Ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now.

Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You should probably keep your lights on for Nocturnal Tales from the Shadow. Join me, Danny Dre and step into the flames of fright. An anthology podcast of modern day horror stories inspired by the most terrifying legends and lore of Latin America.

Listen to Nocturnal on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.