The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Being Denied Free Refills At Lemonade Stand

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Florida Man Who Was Arrested For Battery After Being Denied Free Refills At Lemonade Stand. Listen For More!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It was very shocking. Like, that could have been my daughter. Like, you never know. I'm Jen Swan. I'm the host of a new podcast called My Friend Daisy. It's the story of how and why a group of teenagers turn to social media to help track down their friend's killer.

Listen to My Friend Daisy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's crazy, it keeps on America. I really got a Bronx trot. It's time for Donkey of the Day. come from the Bronx and all the boys. Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news. If I catch all that's in traffic, I'm with her. But you know, it is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida on the Breakfast Club. Yes, don't hear today for Monday, April 7th goes to Steve Cusimano. Now Steve is from Florida.

What does your uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Okay, there was a brother named James who called up here from Florida this morning. Salute to James. Drop on the clue bombs to James.

Happy birthday, brother. He called up here this morning and told me to stop calling Florida crazy. Why you want me to stop calling Florida what they are? I don't wake up in the morning looking for ways to call Florida crazy. It happens on its own. For example, I woke up this morning and I saw a headline

and the headline read, man arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who denied him free refill. I had to read it twice because I saw lemonade and free refill and my mind automatically went to Chick-fil-A. I don't know why I just thought to myself, why wouldn't Chick-fil-A give them a free refill? But then I read it again and it said,

man arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who denied free refill. A lemonade stand? You mean like a young little girl or boy sitting there with homemade lemonade, selling it for a nickel? It's probably $5 in this economy, but why would you expect a free refill at a lemonade stand? Let's go to the New York Daily News for the report please. A transient man was arrested for getting physical with a worker at a kid's lemonade stand in Florida

when he was denied a free refill. Police in Clearwater claim Stephen Cusimano came across the juice stand being operated by children and up what transient man meant for a second. Explain it please. A person who was staying or working in a place for only a short time. Just wanted to make sure. Just don't get it they could have went somewhere else.

I was confused. I thought he was going that way. Steve really thought the lemonade stand had a rewards program. Okay imagine arguing over free refills with a young girl. It was a young girl. She's out here being an entrepreneur trying to raise some money for a Barbie Dream house and Steve wants unlimited refills on lemonade like he's at Olive Garden. Okay, I want Steve to get beat up. We complicating this life thing.

Okay, no need to waste taxpayer dollars sending him to jail. Steve is 45. Let him square up with somebody who can kick his ass because this is nothing but bullying. First of all, the lemonade stand worker he was upset with is a woman. Like I just Steve is 45, let him square up with somebody who can kick his ass because this is nothing but bullying. First of all, the lemonade stand worker he was upset with is a woman, like I just said, a young girl. And it says the age of the female victim isn't noted in the report. But if it's a lemonade stand, I'm gonna just assume the little girl is young. Steve, you're a 45 year old grown man.

Get your hands off that girl and squabble up with somebody your own size. Okay, what's crazy is we live in a world where Steve might get with some other people who didn't get a free refill and file a class action lawsuit on behalf of 45 year old losers everywhere. And this is why I really don't like this story. This young girl was probably just hustling

to get a new bike, a Roblox upgrade, maybe save up a couple of dollars to go see the new Minecraft movie. Great film by the way. And here comes Steve, 45 years old, upset he couldn't get bottomless lemonade for 50 cents? This isn't Applebee Steve, you mad because life gave you lemons and this young girl is selling you what you should have turned those lemons into?

You grabbed this young lady by the wrist? So says the report because you wanted a free refill on a cup of juice? So do you by someone who probably can't even spell refill yet? You probably wanted to leave this little girl a one-star Yelp review. Okay, no free refills, wouldn't recommend. What's next?

You gonna go to a bake sale and raise hell because they didn't have no gluten-free brownies? Steve, this isn't Golden Corral. You are not at Red Lobster. This ain't bottomless pink lemonade. This is Sidewalk Economics. You gave her 50 cents, she gave you six ounces of diabetes. Transaction over.

What was the joke Gail King quoted from Mateo Lanigan? Don't you. Because that's all I keep thinking about at this moment. Can I say it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please get Steven Cusimano the biggest he-ha. This one over here, can I say it? Oh my goodness. Hey yo. All right. He grabbed a damn hand, he grabbed shorty hand. Know what I'm saying? Not getting a free refill of lemonade. Some people just need to get beat up. All right. Well, thank you. Thank you for that donkey today. Mm-hmm

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Come on Taylor Big Town. So if you're just joining us we're asking ladies do you have an issue with shooting your shot at someone you're into. Taylor you did the same issue with shooting your shot at someone you're into Taylor you did The same shot your shot. Yeah, okay, but we were at my friend's like little function Me and him were like looking at each other and then I just went up to him was like so what's up? How are you? He started talking I think asked asked him a random question.

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He don't run the other way, and he's into it. He thought it was funny. That's love. I swear, I'd call Joe Clam. I love it. I love that. Love when you ask about a zombie breakout, you know run the other way and he's into it Out here shooting shots scoring, okay. Meanwhile y'all out here sitting back in the cut being patient. Okay praying 105 one ladies. Do you have an issue with shooting your a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hey all you women's soups fans and folks who just don't know yet that they're women's MichaelTheBull.com and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine you're scrolling through TikTok. You come across a video of a teenage girl, and then a photo of the person suspected of killing her. It was shocking. It was very shocking. Like, that could have been my daughter. Like you never know. I'm Jen Swan.

I'm the host of a new podcast called My Friend Daisy. It's the story of how and why a group of teenagers turn to social media to help track down their friend's killer. Listen to My Friend Daisy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My husband cheated on me with two women. He wants to stay together because he has cancer. Should I stay? Okay Sam, that has to be the craziest story in OK Storytime podcast history. Well John, that's because it's dump-em week and this user writes,

Last week we had an attempted break-in. I asked my husband who was supposed to be at his mom's to come over and change the locks, but his mom told me he wasn't with her. And it took me less than an hour to find the first two women he was cheating on me with. Did you leave him? Well, to find out how this story ends, follow the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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