The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Recording Up Women’s Skirts At Disney World

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

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Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Oh, Duval, y'all do it to yourself, man. Donkey of the day for Monday, April 24th goes to a man in Kissimmee, Florida. His name is... Kissimmee. Kissimmee, you right.

His name is Jorge Diaz Vega. I should know how to pronounce that as many times as I've been there. Salute to everybody who listens to us in Kissimmee. Kissimmee. Kissimmee. On 104.5, the beat in Orlando. Orlando's hip-hop and R&B. Dropping a kooz bob for Orlando.

Do strong. What up? That's right. What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida uh yeah salute to Orlando I love Orlando my mom's sister which would make her my aunt has lived in Orlando my whole life I used to go down there all the time as a child now my child is always there for cheerleading competition

so I have a lot of love for Orlando and kiss me me Kissimmee kiss kiss me me what okay kasimi uh but this man jorge is ruining what some call the experience at the happiest place on earth yes i'm talking disney okay the happiest place on earth for kids the most stressful place on earth for adults and this man jorge has added to the stress because he's out here at the tender age of 26 committing crimes that were happening in the mid 1900s okay i'm telling you when i heard the crime this man committed i thought to myself what in the november 5th of 1955 back to the future ass criminality is going on here okay i mean this is something biff would be doing at a sock hop all right kids i know you have no idea what a sock hop is but ask your grandma or granddad they'll fill you in later now in all serious no uh in all

seriousness the crime this man committed is a crime that i didn't even know still existed this is literally the polio disease of crime uncle charla what are you talking about the polio disease of crime you didn't know this disease still existed what are you saying i'll tell you what i'm saying let's go to nbc2 for the please. Orange County deputies say a man admitted to recording upskirt videos of guests at Disney's Hollywood Studios. 26-year-old Jorge Diaz Vega is facing video voyeurism charges after deputies say he admitted to taking videos for around six years, accumulating around 500 of them. The arrest report says Vega worked at the Doc Ondar's Den of Antiquities in Galaxy's Edge. He would allegedly take the videos as guests shopped around the store. A Walt Disney World spokesperson says that Vega does not work for the company.

I did not know this crime still existed. Envy, did you? No. Folks still attempting to look up women's skirts in 2023? That's crazy. Jorge is out here recording up women's skirts in 2023 like some sort of prehistoric pervert this man had over 500 videos on his phone and he willingly showed some of his footage to law enforcement and his reasoning was because he said it's hard to find those types

of videos online i repeat he said it's hard to find those types of videos online jorge what the hell are you talking about okay in 1940 was jorge frozen in some type of government hibernation experiment and he's just being unthawed now is he just waking up with us now you committing crimes that wally cleaver was trying to teach the beaver to do and you're saying that you can't find those types of videos online videos of guys going up women's skirts usually i research uh these kind of things but i don't want that in my browser history because recording up a woman's dress and she doesn't know it is absolutely a crime but sir if poom poom is what you are looking for okay if that's what gets you off there are no shortage of vaginas online i mean vaginas go viral every second of the day have you ever heard of porn hub all right porn

hub is the go-to for so many of us but in researching this morning so I can be accurate I stumbled across porn dude, which shows you not just porn hub, but also over 136 free porn tube sites just like point hub calm matter of fact Jorge After you google porn hub Google other sites like point hub No, like literally type that in. Other sites like Pornhub and you will see hundreds, no, thousands of vaginas, breasts, threesomes, two men, one woman, two women, one man. Whatever your sick, perverted mind can think of, you can find online. Not to mention VR porn.

Okay, virtual reality porn. That's right. You don't have to watch in third person anymore. You get a VR headset or a smartphone fitted in the headgear and voila, you are now seeing a scene from the point of view of one of the performers. Jorge, what you got arrested for is not only criminal, it's literally

like going out of your way to use a payphone in 2023. Imagine sitting in a residence, could be an apartment, a house, a trailer, whatever it is. You in a residence and it's two in the morning and all of a sudden you decide an apartment a house a trailer whatever it is you in a residence and it's two in the morning and all of a sudden you decide you need to make a phone call and there's two smartphones in the house fully charged great plans you can make any call you want but you decide to bypass both those smartphones that may be within six feet of you

to drive all around orlando and kiss me did Did I say it right? Kissimmee. Kissimmee. Looking for a damn payphone to use. Okay? That's the game you are choosing to play in 2023, Jorge. Look, Jorge, I don't know if maybe you're just not up on all the current technological trends. Are you just one of the biggest perverts we've seen thus far? But what I do know is that donkey of the day was made for people like you.

It was made for people like you to get the credit they deserve for being stupid. And this in 2023 is indeed stupid. Please give Jorge Diaz Vega the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, no, you are the donkey of the day. The donkey of the day. Yeehaw. Strange world we live in. It is.

Strange world we live in. It is. He's only 26. If he said 56, I might understand. Super crazy. You know what I mean? And let me just tell people out there Kissimmee is a place Maybe about 15 minutes

Outside of Disney Where a lot of people Get their Airbnbs from It's a great community So if you ever want to go to Disney And you want to get an Airbnb Or you want to stay someplace It's a great place to look

It's Kissimmee It's like 15 minutes from Orlando The drive is not that Yeah south of Orlando I love Kissimmee What? I love Kissimme me i will kiss yourself kissing me all right it's kasimi all right well thank you for that donkey today sir

and shout to bet everybody on bet will see you guys tomorrow everybody else let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 like a little pause you took after we got to take a pause got a little week no no we got to take a pause i have to take a pause. We got a little week. No, no, we got to take a pause. I have to take a pause. You produced yourself really good. You see, I did that. I got to take a second. I kind of, boom. Absolutely.

I wish you would pause yourself more often. You deserve it. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you, man? What is wrong with you? What are you talking about? You was in Atlanta all weekend. You've been kinky all morning. It's nothing.

Listen, Atlanta ain't got nothing to do with me. I'll go to Atlanta and mind my business. Okay? All right. All right. Let's open up the phone line. We're talking to Polo G's mom. And Polo G's mom said this about her kids.

Coming from a person in an impoverished community, I never had a station. Right? So I wanted my children to have a station. I wanted my children not to know the struggle. I wanted my children to know what support was i wanted them to know that many times we are hardwired to think that in order to be successful we gotta go through some you don't have to go through some live your life be my child i'll figure out the rest it doesn't have to be all that now the question is station mac by the by the way Dropping a clues bomb for Station Mack Manager extraordinaire

Handles all the business Now we're asking 800-585-1051 Do you agree? Do you agree that your child Should not have hardships? Do you agree with your child Maybe shouldn't have to

Do the things that you had to do? Yes Now if you look at Shaquille O'Neal A couple of months ago Shaquille O'Neal said the opposite Shaquille O'Neal said that's his money he gonna make his kids work and they're gonna have to do whatever they gotta do no no no he said he wanted his kids to finish school he said he wanted his kids to finish school he said you know i touched none of my money unless you get a degree

oh he said that okay i agree with station mack yes i do too now i i do think yeah hardships yeah build character and all that other stuff do they I don't know if they do or not. I just know that's the only way I knew how to. I went through things because of the circumstances I was in. But I will say this. Life is not about being rich and making money. That's not what life is about. Life is about enjoying the moments.

People have been dying so fast. People have been dying so early. So if I could bust my ass so my kids don't have to go through the stuff that I had to do and work the long hours that I had to do. That's right. I don't have a problem with it. Life is about being happy. Yes. And that's all I want my kids to be happy.

And I say this over and over and over again. And I think you guys out there, if you have kids, you should think about it as well. You just want to be happy at the end of the day. And I tell my kids all the time, I don't care what you want to do in this world. Just be happy. That's right. And success is subjective. Yes.

You know what I'm saying? There's somebody out there right now making $30,000, $40,000 a year, but they got a place to stay and they got food on the table and they are happy. And on the flip side, there's somebody out there

making $40 million a year and they waking up stressed out with all types of problems and, you know, they depressed and got anxiety, all types of stuff. You're right. So it's all about being happy

at the end of the day. So let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Do you agree with Station Mac? Let's talk about it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

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