The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Refusing To Pay For 'Waffle House' Tattoo

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people.

We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit. The podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast

Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Y'all are main, say the game, don't get out of shape, man. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heat. It's a breakfast club, bitches. Who's Donkey of the Day today? Well, Ed Sheeran, you know what? You got to do that over, right? Hit my Florida intro.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot this was Florida. My bad. I didn't tell you beforehand. Just give us a second. Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida, man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The Breakfast Club, bitches!

Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not me, Duval. It's y'all, okay? Donkey of the day for Wednesday, December the God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not me, Duval. It's y'all. Okay, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, December 13th goes to Max Crescent. Crescent? I think I'm pronouncing that right. Probably not.

He is a 33-year-old St. Petersburg, Florida man. What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. I do not wake up in the morning and say what is going on in the Sunshine State. How are they going to make themselves look foolish today? That is not what I do. They do it to themselves.

For example, Max was arrested on a petite theft charge for failing to pay for a tattoo. Yes, there's a tattoo parlor called Ink Gods and at Ink Gods, Max got a tat. Okay, that tat was 250 now look times is hard i'm not judging anybody for what they do to survive you steal 250 worth of groceries i understand i actually overstand but getting a tattoo that's not a means of survival okay this is the type of thing you know you do at 18 19 early, early 20s, maybe steal a tattoo. But at 33, there is absolutely zero reason for you to be stealing a tattoo. Now, I'm shocked these tattoo parlors don't make you pay before they do their job. But it's Florida.

So I'm not expecting anything to make sense. Now, I could endonk you today right here because being arrested on a petite theft charge for failing to pay a tattoo parlor is hee-haw worthy. But that would kind of leave the people wanting more would kind of feel like a slow news day so there has to be more to this story right of course it is it's florida would you like to know what the tattoo was that max got would you like to know the tat was 250 okay the tat that he decided not to pay for. The tat that he got arrested for not paying for. Would you like to hear what the tattoo was? Let's go to TBC News for the report, please.

A Florida man who received a Waffle House tattoo was taken to jail for failing to pay for it, according to an arrest affidavit. 33-year-old Max Kreskant was arrested on a petty theft charge. Deputies were called to Ink Gods in St. Petersburg after Kreskant, what a name, received the $250 tattoo. Pretty cheap if you ask me. But when it was time to pay, he allegedly did not have his debit card. He reportedly could not provide proof of having $250 in his bank account and allegedly refused to pay the bill after he was given multiple options in his bag he did have six dollars and his driver's license he was booked into the pinellas county jail and released the next day on 150 bond i have no idea where that money came from for tbc news i'm very white max got a 250 waffle house tattoo that he didn't pay for

now i've heard of people walking out on a waffle house bill but a waffle house tattoo this is a new one first of all dropping the clues bombs for waffle house let me tell you something about waffle house you can't tell me nothing about waffle house House. Waffle House is a cultural institution down south. Nothing brings you joy more than when you leave in a club at two something in the morning in a small country town. You're drunk, you on drugs, and you see that giant yellow sign. Okay, good food, pretty decent service, great prices, over 60 years of excellence. You haven't really experienced life until you've had an all-star special okay you're not even really living for real because you never had a pecan waffle i don't even eat

cheese or beef anymore but i remember what that cheese steak omelet from waffle house tastes like and when you put your when you put your jelly on the toast and just enough jelly falls into your grits you just mix it all together eat Eat it! There are words for that. Fantastic, tremendous, remarkable, outstanding, terrific, extraordinary ionithosaurus. And we ain't even talk about the Texas patty melt with them hash browns.

Okay, we don't talk about the patty melt with the hash browns the way Pepper and the Madrigal family don't talk about Bruno and Encanto. All I'm saying is, Waffle House is top tier, grade A. The one, not the two, don't play with them. Drop on a clues bomb for Waffle House.

That ain't all that. What? But I'm not getting no Waffle House tattoo. Okay, on a niggatry scale of one to the Zeus Network, getting a Waffle House tattoo and not paying for it is a strong 8.5. Now, as you heard in the news report, or maybe you didn't hear in the news report, Max claimed he could not pay for the tattoo because he did not have his debit card with him. He also failed to provide proof that he had $250 in his bank account and refused to pay the money after being offered multiple payment options. When police searched his bag they found six dollars

and his driver's license there's only one thing left to do we must play a game guess what race it is max kredge camp 33 years old of florida got a tattoo of the waffa house sign refused to pay for it then said it was because he didn't have his debit card and couldn't provide proof of $250 in his bank account. Lauren LaRosa, guess what race he is? He is bonnet black. Ooh. Damn, damn, damn. Ooh.

Said that with a lot of confidence. Lauren, what makes you think he's bonnet black? Um, I just don't, I just feel like we just, just We Waffle House to us Is just That's just where it's at Okay The way that we felt About Waffle House When I was at Del State

Somebody would've got a tattoo I don't know how people White people feel about Waffle House DJ Envy Max Kreskant 33 years old in Florida Got a tattoo With a Waffle House sign

Refused to pay for it Then said it was because He didn't have his debit card And couldn't provide proof Of $250 in his bank account Guess what race he is Southern Black Southern Black Then said it was because he didn't have his debit card and couldn't provide proof of $250 in his bank account. Guess what race he is? Southern Black.

Southern Black. First of all, I'm Southern Black. What the hell that mean? That's Bonnie Black. That's you. Yeah. Well, let me tell you something, Queens, New York. And let me tell you something, Delaware, Delaware. What the hell is Delaware?

Wilmington, Delaware. Wilmington, Delaware. Delaware. Let me tell you something, Delaware, Delaware. What the hell is Delaware? Wilmington, Delaware. Wilmington, Delaware. Delaware, Delaware. Let me tell you something. Max Kretzschkant is Caucasian. You stereotyping, profiling ass people. Okay? That's heroin white, too.

He is Caucasian. All right? He's Caucasian. Okay. On the census. He's from Florida, which means he's a nigger. Okay. Everybody in Florida is a nigga.

Okay? Alright. Alright. Please give Max Kretschkant the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. I like Waffle House over AHA. What? I think it's so weird that people in New York prefer AHA over

Waffle House or anything. I have seasoning, couldn't even touch Waffle House. I don't even have a conversation. I'm not having no conversation with no New Yorker about no Waffle House. You wouldn't understand. The fact that y'all drunk go to IHOP willingly is just like, bro. I don't like IHOP. The pancakes are fluffy, nice.

That's like me discussing that chopped rat meat sandwich y'all be eating. What's the rat meat? Chopped cheese. Chopped cheese. There you go. Yeah. Why y'all don't just go to Philly and get a cheesesteak? We want to drive two and a half hours to Philly after Philly and get a cheesesteak? We want to drive

two and a half hours to Philly after a club to get a cheesesteak? It tastes better. I'm not talking to nobody. We go to the bodegas. We'll do a chopped cheese.

We go to bodegas. We get bacon, egg, and cheese. We get sausage, egg, and cheese. I'm with the bacon, egg, and cheese. And the IHOP is no Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruity? Bacon, egg, and cheese

in Melba's is like those are my favorite things to eat. Breakfast club? I said breakfast club. Breakfast sampler from IHOP Nah bro Pigs in a blanket

But they put the sausage IHOP ain't got enough seasoning They put the sausage In the pancakes And roll it up And put a little What did you do at Norfolk You didn't go to Waffle House

I went to Hampton ma'am I went to Hampton University I forgot You went to the wrong school And we had an IHOP IHOP is great I'm not mad at IHOP But it ain't no Waffle House

IHOP is There's something about Waffle House grease That soaks up alcohol In a different way Sobers you right up And it ain't no Waffle House IHOP is it's something about Waffle House grease that soaks up alcohol in a different way sobers you right up why the floors in Waffle House

always slippery for when a fight breaks out it's actually a security method y'all ain't know that two things that y'all know about Waffle House

Waffle House doesn't have locks on the doors cause it's always open and they keep the floors slippery on purpose to keep people from fighting

they also always keep the tables purpose to keep people from fighting. Oh. Yeah. They also always keep the tables there to keep you humble. But you should believe me when I'm lying. All right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today.

Now, when we come back, we have Senator Nina Turner. She'll be joining us, and we're going to kick it with her when we come back. So don't go anywhere. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own?

I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,

where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners,

for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost

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