The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Chicken Wings At His Wife

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

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Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne Tha God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Well, Duval, it's not my fault. Y'all do it to yourself. Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, April 18th goes to Robert Francis Audit. He is 39 years old and he hails from Wildwood, Florida. What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today's donkey is no exception.

Now, this man, Robert, was arrested and charged with assault. The person he allegedly assaulted was his wife. We all know how serious domestic violence is, but everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Of course, if he's guilty, he will get the credit he deserves for being stupid but today he's getting donkey of the day because of the alleged weapon of choice that he used uh pretty v could you do something for me could you please read this headline what was the headline a florida man has been arrested after police say that he threw chicken wings at his wife during an argument okay now according to the suspect's arrest report the victim told police that the defendant and uh the defendant and him had been arguing over

the defendant having a lover okay and because of that the victim said the defendant threw the wings at her with some hitting her on her shoulders and under the chin okay she was thinking for leaps he was thinking wing stop. Now there was some evidence left behind. What was the evidence, V? Officers at the scene said they saw chicken wing sauce on the victim's chin. There was sauce on the victim's chin,

neck, and shoulder. I know what you're thinking. What flavor was the sauce? Was it hot honey rub? Was it hickory smoked barbecue? Was it mango habanero? V, what flavor you think it was? I know my favorite flavor, lemon pepper. Of course.

Of course you would think it was lemon pepper because you are Lady Lemon Pepper, the first woman to wing stop. Okay. Now, I'm not trying to make light of this situation because the woman said she ran away from Robert. And according to the arrest affidavitit there was an audio recording of this incident and when the victim didn't open the door the defendant is heard yelling I'm a beat your effing ass and begin violently banging on the door which could be clearly heard on the audio recording and during questioning Robert admitted getting mad and throwing the wings but that he did not intend to hit the victim with said wings not only do we not condone this type of

aggression towards women we don't condone this type of aggression towards women we don't condone throwing out wings okay waste not want not y'all complaining about the price of steak at money bag yo restaurant when wings ain't cheap either okay tyson all natural fresh chicken wings at walmart 368 a damn pound okay 1678 for a five-pound pack. V, how much does six-piece at Wingstop cost? Well, honey, it's a bonus. So the 70-cent wings, that's about $7.79. Mm. Of course you would know that.

Okay? The moral of the story is inflation is through the roof. The groceries are too damn high. Who are you, Robert, to not only threaten your wife with violence, but to waste some perfectly good chicken wings that some people can't even afford? Please give Robert Francis Audit the biggest hee-haw. Come on now. You want to play a game? All right, let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is!

Robert Francis Audit, 39 years old from Wildwood, Florida. All right, let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right. Robert Francis Audit, 39 years old from Wildwood, Florida. He was arrested for assault for throwing some perfectly good chicken wings at his wife. DJ Envy, guess what race it is. Dude, this one is tough. Why is it tough? See, because black people ain't going to waste no wings. Okay, you answered your damn question.

They're going to eat it, but you said Florida. And Florida is going wings. Okay. You answered your damn question. They're going to eat a butt. You said Florida. And Florida is going Florida. Damn. I can tell you all that. I'm going to go with white. Okay. All right. Pretty V, Robert Audit, 39 years old from Wildwood, Florida, got arrested for assault

for throwing some perfectly good chicken wings at his wife. Guess what race is hispanic hispanic i'm gonna go hispanic uh uh v you are wrong dj and b are absolutely correct In the face Alright Such a stupid show They like enchiladas Why is this such a stupid show? I don't know How has this show been on so long?

I don't know Alright Well thank you for that donkey of the day And thank you for watching us on B5 When the question is Ladies Tell us a time a man talked himself out of getting sex. Oh, so this is coming from yesterday's situation with Taylor.

Okay, since you want to say names, yes. When the man called up here and said that he was supposed to get with Taylor because they met on OK Stupid. No, not that one. There's another situation. Okay, so let me tell you what happened. Shout out to Taylor since you said her name. I wasn't going to say her name, but I was just going to say her producer up here. But since you want to go all out.

Oh, I didn't know it was a secret. Y'all ain't tell me it was a secret. All right, so we have a producer up here named. Taylor made it. Taylor made it. All right, now Taylor made it. She met this gentleman. Okay.

She was feeling him and they went out for a date. On what dating app was this? No, this was in person. Oh, in life. In life. Like real, real, real life. So she met him out they went out and they they vibed and she was good the next day he calls her and was he was drinking he got off work and was like hey i'm gonna slide through the crib and she was like this has only been one day you're not sliding through the crib

but whatever she said no if you're in brooklyn give me a call i heard this story i didn't hear like this though i'll putting a little sauce on it I'm putting a little sauce so it's the driver actually he was drinking and you know

he went to you know he called her up and was like you know was like I'm not in Brooklyn but hey

I want to I want to munch I want to munch okay so that's the part I heard alright okay so he says you know he says hey

you know I'm lit and she goes how lit are you he says lit enough where I want to munch you might need to put some sauce on this then. Put some sauce on the munch.

We want to. Okay. Why you say put some sauce on it? It might be a little dry. I don't know. I'm just throwing things out there. Taylor, you let him tell the story on you? You gave him permission to tell the story?

You started the story. I wasn't supposed to say his name. Oh, okay. It's okay, Taylor says. So what's the point? So, come on, Taylor. Now you might as well come to the mic now. What am I saying? Taylor, we at the part where he said he was lit, and you said how lit, and he said lit enough to munch.

Yes. That turned me off. And, you know, he was right there at, you know, the vagina walls. Whoa! Oh, wow. I didn't want to hear all that. But I don't like when a guy comes aggressive

like that, so he walked himself right out of that situation. As he should. Yes. As he should. So let's open up

the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Ladies, has a man ever talked himself out of Pum Pum? That is the question. Because I roll

with an Afro puff, so look, it ain't even gonna work. Man, what is going on? What's going on in here, man? I'm calling all y'all mamas. I'm confused here.

I'm calling Mama V and Mama Taylor. What the hell is y'all talking about? I got bees at the end. I got bees at mine. What? You don't know how to wipe them. That sounds like bees. What is going on this morning?

Jesus Christ. That is the question. Let's talk about it. 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good Christ. That is the question. Let's talk about it. 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your phone. Call in right now. Call me. Add your opinion

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