The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Touching Himself And Groping EMS Worker During Transport

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to behold. Is it a read? He gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. You need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them.

It's time for donkey of the day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne to go. Damn Charlemagne, who you give the donkey of the day to now? Well, sexy red, donkey of the day for Monday, March 18th goes to a 34-year-old Florida man named Frederick Lloyd Day. Now, what does your Uncle Charla always tell you about the great state of Florida?

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, Frederick was booked in jail and charged with battery on a specified personnel because he's an extra horny human. Yes, it's all fun and games until someone gets a boner. I just told you that. What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte? It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner. Well, let me read the headline for you from News Channel 8.

A Florida man was arrested for touching himself and groping EMS paramedic during transport. You see, Frederick was arrested after allegedly masturbating and groping an EMS paramedic inappropriately while he was being taken to the hospital. See, police were called to the Cancer Center Alliance of Naples after they received multiple reports that a man refused to leave the building and locked himself in the bathroom. When police arrived, they found Frederick Lloyd Day in the bathroom standing next to a pile of paper towels okay that's a telltale sign that he was in there scratching

yoda behind the ears yes he took his talents to south beach and the arrest report shows that the officers saw frederick scrapped into a stretcher with a noticeable erect penis showing through his basketball shorts you know what they say there's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. And this was a nightmare for this EMS worker because the report goes on to show that Frederick was poaching the egg, shaking hands with the milkman

while the EMS paramedic was taking his blood. Well, I would say the EMS paramedic was taking blood from the wrong place, okay? They should have been taking blood out of his penis. You take the blood out the penis, then voila, no hot custard slinger. Now, the paramedic tried to get this cockasaurus Rex to stop, but it has been scientifically proven that when you are trying to get a homo erectus to stand down, they simply can't.

So he attempted to reach for the victim's leg. The victim, okay, the EMS paramedic told him, do not touch me. But Frederick looked into the victim's eyes and continued double clicking his mouth. So the victim grabbed Day's hand and repeated, do not touch me. Man, drop one of the clues, Bones, for that EMS paramedic. Respect to that victim because the last thing I'm touching on this dude is his hands. Okay, you've been boxing the one-eyed champ all night, so I know your hands is covered in knuckle babies. All right, nut butter and penis pudding everywhere. I'm not touching that man's hands. Now, according to WBBH,

a Naples Fire Department lieutenant saw the interaction and stated that Frederick continued to try and touch the victim by removing medical equipment and even unbuckled himself from the stretcher. Mind you,

he's with the paramedic because he was complaining about foot pain and claimed that he was bitten by a bug. And when he arrived to the hospital for treatment the staff didn't allow him in due to disorderly and destructive behavior i'm gonna tell you something man when you read this story when you hear this story all i could think to myself is

the ems paramedics should have let him die i don't think he was facing anything life-threatening but if he was if you can't let your perversion take a back seat in order for you to get the medical help that you need then why should i as a paramedic care more about you than you do about yourself i know i know paramedics are public servants they have to treat people regardless of personal feelings but damn what if the paramedic that's treating him has been molested okay or sexually assaulted all of this could be triggering for that person you asking a lot of humans when you asking them just to bypass their personal feelings i'm supposed to help you while you sexually assaulting me if the paramedic chose

to not help them would they be wrong huh huh huh something to think about please give Frederick Lloyd Day The biggest hee haw That's crazy Alright It absolutely is I'm convinced he just look up Gayest crimes that happened Over the weekend From my dad

There was no gay in this I don't think Unless the EMS paramedic was Male No he just always be like, boners. Speaking of boners, I need a boner. A man who had a boner come to the front of the congregation. I didn't know your story in Just With The Meth had boners in it.

Yeah, but why you even had to make that transition? Because it was a good segue. Oh. I was already talking about boners. You were talking about boners. Yeah, I was like, boom. Well, she didn't. Justin didn't say anything about boners. You just said boners. Yeah, like boom well she you just didn't say anything about boners you just said boners yeah you was thinking about gilbert arena

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