The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested While Wearing ‘I Just Got Out Of Prison’ T-Shirt

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people.

We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on.

So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day.

From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Make sure you tell them to watch out for florida man the craziest people in america come from the bronx and all of florida yes you are a donkey a florida man attacked an atm for a very strange reason it gave him too much money florida man is arrested after deputy say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife police arrested an orlando man for attacking a flamingo. It's a breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Charlamagne Tha God.

I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Yes, donkey of the day for Friday, December 8th goes to 46-year-old Michael Gordon. Michael is from Florida, ladies and gentlemen. What does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no different. Now, insanity is doing

the same thing over and over and expecting different results. And clearly, everybody in Florida is insane. Okay, Florida is a nonstop dramedy. You hear me? The things that happen in Florida are like a scripted comedy.

And this is hilarious. Now, Michael Gordon pleaded no contest yesterday to a misdemeanor obstruction charge and was sentenced to five days in custody and $500. Light charge, is hilarious now michael gordon pleaded no contest yesterday to a misdemeanor obstruction charge and was sentenced to five days in custody and five hundred dollars light charge but michael is a repeat offender see michael is listed as a transient and he was convicted in late july of trespassing after he unsuccessfully tried to enter a parked truck in a parked van in st

petersburg florida he was originally charged with burglary which is a felony he copped to a misdemeanor and was sentenced to 115 days in jail. Michael Gordon has a pretty long rap sheet, which includes burglary, narcotics possession, trespassing, theft, prowling, criminal mischief and obstructing police. Sounds to me like he needs help. OK, not jail time. He needs rehab, not prison. This man should clearly be in somebody's facility getting help for this disease. That is addiction.

That's just, you you know my opinion now michael as i told you earlier got arrested for obstruction charges and was sentenced to five days mind you he just got out for trespassing in fact and i'm not making this up and this is why he's getting donkey of the day and this is also how i know god has a sense of humor michael when he was arrested was wearing a t-shirt that says, I just got out of prison. I'm not making this up. Let's go to TBC News for the report, please. A man wearing a shirt declaring, I just got out of prison, was locked up after police responded to a 911 call about a male suspect entering a parked car and stealing a wallet. Wait a second.

Why would somebody leave a wallet in the car? Why would they do that? That's just asking for somebody to steal it. Anyway, back to the news. 46-year-old Michael Gordon pleaded no contest yesterday to a misdemeanor obstruction charge and was sentenced to five days in custody and fined $500. How's he going to pay it? He didn't get to keep the wallet. Anyway, the criminal count against Gordon stemmed from his refusal to identify himself to deputies probing the reported auto break-in.

A portable fingerprint scanner was used to identify Gordon, who told cops, Call my lawyer. Oh, that's really going to work with the cops. They love that. Gordon's shirt accurately reflected his most recent scrape with the law. Remember, his shirt said, I just got out of prison. His rap sheet includes convictions for burglary, narcotics possession, trespass, theft, prowling, criminal mischief, and obstructing police.

From the TBC newsroom in New York, I'm very white. Shout out to Very White. That was an entertaining yeah this is exactly why no matter how bad the situation is i'm gonna crack me a little jokey joke okay i'm never taking anything too serious because god is the most serious unserious all knowing being ever god created us all right we are all created in the image and likeness of god even the worst parts of us god made a choice to create us and give us free will because God knew, I'm going to make these creatures called humans, and then we, meaning me, Jesus,

and the angels are just going to kick back and watch all this play out. Florida is God's boondocks. I am sure of it. The earth, America in particular, is God's favorite screaming platform, and every state is a different, you know, screaming channel, okay? And Florida is God's bo screaming platform and every state is a different you know screaming channel okay and Florida is God's boondocks

okay only on the boondocks would a man just get out of jail alright be wearing a I just got out of prison t-shirt

and get arrested again let me ask another question what jail in Florida is giving out these t-shirts and why there is no doubt in my mind

that there is a correctional facility in Florida giving these out I just went to jail in Florida and all I got is this lousy t-shirt whose idea was this okay dear correctional facilities if you want to do some actual correcting don't give these folks shirts with sayings that look you know celebratory i just got out of prison that's not a flex okay i'm happy you free but i just graduated law school as a flex i'm cancer free as flex those

are great to wear on your bodies. Please give Michael Gordon the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee haw. Prison with swag bags is crazy. I like it though. I like it.

You need something to wear when you get out. What you doing? What if they give you a swag bag when you go in and they got a big-ass bottle of lube in it? Big-ass bottle of Annalise.

I bet you that'll keep you from calling. Say peace, BET. You right. keep you from calling. Say peace BET. You right. All right, man. Peace BET. Even though it's two in the morning. You have a picture of the guy? Oh, I do actually.

It's on my phone. You want to play a game? We know where he is. Where do you think he is? Black. Why? No. Why?

This ain't screen black to me. Ain't nothing about this green black what is he meth head white capital riot white this man needs help this is i know a meth addict when i see one damn it yes this man needs treatment not prison we should have played a game. Super 8-way. Damn. Super 8? Okay. Now it's Friday, so you know what that means.

It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! Let's talk vasectomies. Let's talk vasectomies. Snip, snap. Let's talk vasectomies. Snip, snap. Let's talk vasectomies. Come on, Amy, why you not dancing?

You said you wanted to get into some things. Who out there has got a vasectomy, man? Snip it. Let's talk. 800-. Come on, Amy. Why you not dancing? You said you wanted to get into some things. Who out there has got a vasectomy, man? Let's talk. 800-585-1050. I like that ad-lib. Do that. Snip it. If you got a vasectomy.

Let's talk vasectomy. Snip, snip. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about the procedure. Or not come on. Let's talk about what you have to do after. Let's talk about it. 800-585-1051.

I got my consultation next Friday to go get my snip-snip. Yeah, what time are we going Friday? Man, stop. We ain't going to eat. We ain't French. Yes, you guys should go together. You guys should go together. I ain't saying we got our whole hands or nothing.

I just said we should go together. It's consultation. We just ask questions together. Oh, God. Double snip. Yeah, two for one deal. Double snip. It's crazy.

When you got hit the shoulder twice, when you double snip. Double snip. Double snip. Double snip. Double snip. Two for one deal. Double snip. It's crazy. When you got hit the shoulder twice when you double snip. Double snip. Double snip. Double snip. Double snip. One deal. You're doing it too fast. Double snip.

You're doing it too fast. Yo. I hate this place. Why did you make that? It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's Freaky Friday. God damn.

The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.

Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running

Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher.

That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect Black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on.

So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit,

the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.