The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Barges Into Stranger’s Home Claiming He’s A Ghost; ‘You Can’t See Me’

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

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This gon' be a donkey, cause right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey today? Please tell me. Absolutely. I have become donkey of the day. It's a breakfast club, bitches. You're a donkey.

Mic on red, there you go. Donkey of the Day for Monday, June 5th goes to a man in fort myers florida named kevin now what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of florida say it with me people the craziest people in america come from the bronx and all of florida and today's donkey of the day is no different now i don't know if this man's name is actually kevin but that's what he said his name was and i don't know if that's really his name because this man made some other claims that make me feel like i don't know if we could believe anything that comes out of his mouth and because this man is just running around saying things that we don't know if we can believe

we the people need to get this man off the street and get him some help now i know what you're saying i know what you're saying charlamagne since when do you want to get people from florida some help well that should let you know the severity of the level of donkey we are dealing with. Would you like to know what Kevin's claims were? Let's go to NBC2 for the report, please. Here at the McCaslin household on Shadily Road, it was all but a typical Thursday evening. We were eating dinner with myself and my two daughters, and we heard a noise at the door. Oh, but nobody was knocking.

Instead, this random man was inviting himself in for a bite to eat. Brian got up from the table and found this guy standing right in his living room. He was in. He was in the house. He started telling me that he was a ghost and that I shouldn't be able to see him. That's right. This guy thought he was a ghost. He was shocked that I could see him. He thought he was walking around and that nobody could see him. Brian is barely able to believe what he's seeing. I could tell his behavior was not normal. Who knows what this person might

do, you know, if they had a chance to think. After causing this scene inside, this guy who claims his name is Kevin came running outside to where a crew was cutting down a tree. He hopped up in one of their trucks and locked himself inside so at this point this man barged into brian's home he thinks he's a ghost and now he's locked inside a tree cruise truck i think it's all wild after coaxing the man for a while the tree trimmers were finally able to get him out where he then took off wearing nothing but his bathing suit let me tell you something man uh if you come to my house with a bathing suit no shoes or anything else on and i'm in there eating with my daughters and you are advancing into my house you get into my house and you come to my house with a bathing suit, no shoes or anything else on, and I'm in there eating with my daughters and you are advancing into my house,

you get into my house and you claim to be a ghost, I promise I'm going to make your claim come true. That's right. You may not have been a ghost when you entered, but you shall be a ghost when you leave, okay? F you, die slow, my 4-4, make sure all your kids don't grow. Look, man, here's the thing.

I know this man is probably dealing with some form of mental illness, but in that moment when someone invades the peace that is your house, you in there with your kids, the first law of nature is self-preservation. I got to protect me and mine. And at this point, I don't know what your angle is, but if you're coming in talking about you a ghost, I don't have no choice but to defend myself because you might be trying to make me one. Okay, I don't know if're a friendly ghost or a demon we don't know if you casper or freddy krueger slimer or

samara morgan from the ring you're breaking somebody's house talking about you a ghost then you deserve to get sent to your maker and become the ghost of christmas past they said he was wearing nothing but a bathing suit no shoes or anything else hmm you know another way to look at it that's not a ghost that's a crackhead okay maybe meth all right maybe bath salts maybe fenty beauty by fenty i mean fentanyl all i'm saying is i know drug head behavior when i hear it this man was fiending for a hit so he was doing what drug heads do breaking and entering and stealing stuff looking to make money to get his next hit see what happened is he didn't expect for these people to be home and i have to commend the father here because he knows rule number one when dealing with a full-blown crackhead

okay you must remain calm all right it's like if you saw a bear or ladies when you see that guy you left on read claudia you can you understand that right you just just remain calm yeah that's right but the moment kevin realized he wasn't invisible and could be seen, that's when he knew maybe just maybe he probably was still high. OK, yes, this man was clearly still under the influence, because whenever I'm high, you can't tell me I don't have superpowers like invisibility or mind reading. But that's a whole other topic. Now, I agree that we need to find this man some help. All right. But first, we have to find him. So they are asking if you have any information that might help investigators you can submit an anonymous tip to SWFL Crimestoppers our call 1-800-780-TIPS but I am a person who loves to see things from both sides and I've lived long enough to know to

always be skeptical but listen so Kevin says he's a ghost as I take a step back I think to myself what if we are the ones tripping What if he's not a crackhead And he is indeed a ghost Who you gonna call That's all I'm saying Who you gonna call That's right

Maybe he identifies as a ghost Maybe he identifies as a ghost That is factual Absolutely right That's right You know what You're absolutely right Please give this man

Who identifies as a ghost Kevin The biggest hee haw Alright And we can't deny him If he wants to identify as a ghost Who are we to say He can't be a ghost

What does it end on I don't know. That's a good question. That's crazy. That's a good question. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Shout out to BET. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

Peace, BET. Peace, BET. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. During the rumors, we talked about Drake having his credit card decline while he was on live. So we're asking, where's the craziest place your credit card got declined? I know what's happened to you guys out there. It's happened to all of us.

800-585-1051. You know yours? I have a gambling problem, so it's always at the casino. Jesus Christ. I'm really starting to believe you. You think these are not jokes? You sure you're not related to Michael? I might be.

Damn. I'm a known face at every single casino. Not for my 25 years in the business. It's for my gambling. Do you win, though? Sometimes. It's about the adrenaline rush. Envy, don't judge me.

I feel like you're judging me with your judgmental eyes right now. I feel you looking at me like that. 800-585-1051. Where's the craziest place your credit card has got declined? It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.