The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Jumps In Ocean To Avoid Arrest After GF Asked For Phone Passcode

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news? I don't know. If I catch y'all ass in traffic, I whip her, my genie out, y'all gonna suck. It is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida. On The Breakfast Club. Oh, man. Oh, Kodak. Doggy of the Day for Thursday, July 18th goes to a Florida man simply known as AJ.

Now, what does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, I saw some body cam footage, okay? There's some body cam footage that was released that shows two female Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission officers questioning a man identified as AJ and his girlfriend on a boat somewhere in the Florida Keys. It all started because the two officers told the couple they were searching the area for a

different vessel in their jurisdiction. And lo and behold, cops discovered that AJ and his girlfriend didn't have IDs on them and the boat he was operating was breaking a number of codes. So AJ starts to get agitated and ask the officers if they're just out here trying to catch people breaking laws on the water. The cops replied and just let AJ know, Hey, we're just doing our job. AJ starts to get pissed off. So one of the officers asked AJ, say, bro, you got a warrant out because people only start acting like this because they've got a warrant. AJ's girlfriend tells him to relax.

You're freaking out. So AJ, being the Florida man he is, tells the officers, so what happens if I jump in the water and just swim away? The officer tells AJ, I'm going to follow you. I'm telling you you're not free to leave. Then the cop looks and realizes AJ does have a warrant out. So AJ says, I'm going to swim home. AJ's girlfriend says, AJ, I swear to God, if you

jump in that water, I'll be gone tomorrow. Then AJ's girlfriend did something that is one of the greatest sources of anxiety for men all around the world. She asked for the password to AJ's phone. In the middle of all this? Yes. What happens next is insane.

And 99% of the country, but it's just a perfectly normal Sunday in Florida. Let's go to ABC News 25 Columbia for the report, please. A Florida man jumped into the ocean. Why? To avoid getting arrested for priors and, more importantly, being jailed permanently by giving his girlfriend his phone passcode. Oh, goodness.

Now this video from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission shows AJ's girlfriend repeatedly trying to get him to calm down with his attitude, leading the officers to try and arrest him for an outstanding warrant. He said he'd rather not go to jail on a Sunday because he'd have to spend the night. His girlfriend then pulled out his phone and repeatedly asked him to unlock it, telling him she can't help him unless it's unlocked.

So what does he do? Well, he grabs the phone, then feet on the edge, bend at the knees, back stiff as a board, and spring, he dove right in the water where he proceeded to try and swim home cops jumped in handcuffed him and passed him off to a police officer waiting on the shore the thought of that florida man aj having to give up his passcode turn that man into michael phelps okay i read stories like this and all i think to myself is damn it feels good to be a faithful black man drop one of clues bombs for us faithful black men don't have those problems and don't want those problems. Nothing makes you feel more free than just handing your woman your phone with no worries

or guilt. You'd be like, baby, look at this video and just hand her your phone. Video can be a whole minute, 30 seconds, sometimes even two. When you a faithful black male, you don't care. You walk out the room, let her walk, let her look at it, come back. If the phone locks while she's walking, when she asks you what's the passcode, you can't wait to tell her. In fact, if you're really doing it right, she already know your passcode. Okay?

But if she don't, you say it loud and proud like Mike Jones used to say his phone number. 2-8-1-3-3-0-8-0-0-4. Okay? When you a faithful black male, you are excited and happy to share the password to your phone. The same way those of us born in the 1900s was proud and excited to share the Contra code up, up, down,

down, left, right, left, right. B a start. Okay. B a select start.

It's B a B a select start. B a B a select start. Damn. I'm still lying about my past. Think about all the sharks, stingrays, gators, name wars that could have been in that water,

and he would rather the gators eat his ass than have his girlfriend catch him eating some ass that's not hers. Last time I saw a man jump in the water with no hesitation like that was the young brother from the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl. Drop on the clues bombs for that, young brother. By the way, he might not have been cheating. He just didn't want his girlfriend to see his web browser history. That alone can be a red flag, okay? You heard him say nobody wants to go to jail on a Sunday, right? Because he wouldn't get out until Monday.

That's very true. Nobody wants to go to jail on a Sunday. But in that moment, he had to weigh his options. Spend the night in jail, okay, with some mentally ill person nicknamed Stink Shank. Or give your girlfriend the four-digit pin to get access to your phone that man chose swimming with gators and sharks okay all right he didn't want option a or b he had other plans god bless and we don't have to play a game against what race it is because we know black men don't cheat and black men can't swim psych psych okay that is a false stereotype

we came out to penis swimming. All right, I've been swimming since I was a sperm. All right? Please give AJ from Florida the biggest hee-haw. All right. Did they break up? Oh, yeah, she gone. They said that in the news report.

Damn. They so nosy. You sure that was a select start in that country? I don't remember no select. I think it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. It's B, A, B, A, select start. Nah, I think it was just B, A, start. It's B, A?

It's B, A, B, A. I don't think it's no B, A, B, A, bro. I think it's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B-A, start. It's definitely select start. What y'all talking about, like, pagers and beepers? Is it B-A-B-A? Nah. It's B-A-B-A select start. I don't think it's two B-A's, bro.

It is two B-A's. I don't know. Not to get 30 lives in Contra. Yes, it is. What are y'all talking about? A video game? The Contra code. It came out before you was born.

Something in the 90s. What year was you born? 19. What year was you born, Jeff? 92. The Contra Code. It came out before you was born. Something in the 90s. Were you born? What year were you born, Jeff? 92. When Contra came out. Contra might have came out in the late 80s. Yeah, it's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. This is not right. This is where you got it from.

No, you never want to be right when I'm right. It was never. It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B-A, start. I don't remember no B-A, B-A, select, start. No, it's B-A, B-A, select, start. No, it's not. It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B-A, start. I don't remember no B-A, B-A, select, start. No, it's not. It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B-A, start. I bet somebody.

I'm going to put my video game out later. I can't remember now. Now you confuse me. All right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Mm-hmm. And if you're on social media, please hit me up.

I would love to know if it was the right one. The code to get 30 lives in Contra was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. Some things you don't forget, like your house phone number growing up. I still remember that. You know what I'm saying? Your grandma phone number growing up. I still remember that. And the Contra code.

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The Breakfast Club. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence,

and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part Two, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes. And we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool

and find lasting love, we want to help. Listen to I Do Part 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove,

The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap is another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.

Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world

and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.