The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Passes Out 3X During Traffic Stop Police Find Marijuana, Oxycodone Pills & A Gun

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

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The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the... Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news? If I catch y'all ass in traffic, I whip her, my jimmy out, y'all gonna suck it. It is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida. On The Breakfast Club. Catch y'all in traffic, I whip my jimmy out, y'all gonna suck it. On the Breakfast Club. I love Orlando. I've been in Orlando so much my whole life. My mom's a sister. My aunt lives in Orlando. My daughter is a competitive cheerleader, so they have all-star worlds in Orlando every year. I've spent a lot of time in Orlando, okay? Love that place.

But what does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and I promise you today is no exception, okay? And listen, Florida, I don't wake up looking for Florida stories. They find me. And this man, Anthony James Jr., was arrested for speeding. But, of course, he's not getting donkey of the day for just speeding. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

The show started during the traffic stop. Let's go to Fox 35 Orlando for the report, please. A speeding driver stopped on I-95 in Flagler County. And to the deputy's surprise, he passes out three times during that traffic stop. Take a look. Deputies say they could smell marijuana inside that car, and Anthony James Jr. appeared to be nervous. Deputies say he confessed there was marijuana in the vehicle, but that wasn't all. Deputies actually found oxycodone pills and a gun.

Once arrested, he said he felt sick and couldn't stay standing up. He was taken to the hospital where doctors discovered that he was suffering from some type of severe medical condition. He will be treated there and then face multiple charges. First of all, we don't condone driving under the influence. This man could have killed himself and others just because he was high out of his damn mind. So it's a blessing that this man turned a traffic stop into a rest stop, okay? Marijuana, oxycodone pills, and a pistol? Marijuana, oxycodone, and a pistol? That's what they give you in Florida

when you graduate elementary school. Now, if he was smoking indigo and oxycodone pills, no wonder he couldn't stay awake, all right? He was speeding, because if he slowed down a little bit, he might fall asleep. What I don't understand is, if you feel the need for speed, you might as well do some speed, okay? Coming down from speed takes days, from what I heard, okay? In fact, it causes poor sleep and exhaustion. So this young man was clearly on the wrong drugs, okay? You just got arrested for speeding, and now you had a traffic stop passing out, not once, not twice, but three times during the stop?

You out here risking lives, Anthony James Jr., speeding on the highway, and your response is to take a nap during a traffic stop? FYI, news outlets in Florida, he wasn't taking a nap. This man was passing out, okay? He was gone to the moon, all right? That man was high and had no idea what was even happening to him, all right? When he got pulled over, he probably couldn't even hear the officers over the sounds of the highway.

The white noise of the highway was probably just too soothing for him. All right, you ever hear those stories of people being so high and drunk, they pass out anywhere? Are you one of those people who can sleep any damn where? Anthony James Jr. is Exhibit A, okay? Police probably thought he was auditioning for a damn NyQuil commercial or something. All right, I think this man knew he was going to jail. He said, F it.

Let me get a few quick naps. So when I get in this cell, I can have enough energy to fight for my butt if I need to. Now, Anthony did say he felt sick. Okay. He was taken to the hospital with doctors discovered he was suffering from some severe medical complication. And I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, but I bet you the complication was some type of overdose. I bet you the complication came from the drugs that this man was ingesting. I don't know how much oxycodone he took, but it was probably

too much. And Anthony will receive treatment before he faces multiple charges. And that's all I got for Florida. Please give Anthony James Jr. the sweet sound of the Hamilton's. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

Envy. Corny dads who do radio joke. Okay? You ready? Go. Yep. What do you think his favorite song that we play every hour on the hour is? Snooze!

Snooze! I want to do my joke, but you heard the answer, but I put it in the group chat, man. What? I didn't see my group. What was it? Oh, good. No, no. Don't look.

Don't look. Okay. When 50 Cent gets hungry, what does he do? When 50 Cent gets hungry. Does this got to do with the donkey today? No. I just acquainted. Oh, come on.

I ain't with the donkey. Okay. Hold on. When 50 Cent gets hungry, what does he do? Hold on. When 50 Cent gets hungry hung i don't know 58 you're laughing i'm somebody out there's laughing somebody out there's laughing you're laughing this guy's on oxycodone this morning i'm oxycodone guys guys on marijuana

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