The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Pulled Over After Going 107 Mph Speeding For Barber Appointment

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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This is an I-Heart podcast. Hi there, this is Josh Clark from the Stuff You Should Know podcast. If you've been thinking, man alive, I could go for some good true crime podcast episodes, then have we got good news for you. Stuff You Should Know just released a playlist of 12 of our best true crime episodes of all time. There's a shootout in broad daylight, people using axes in really terrible ways, disappearances, legendary heists, the whole nine yards. So check out the Stuff You Should Know true crime playlist.

Hi Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The murder of an 18-year-old girl in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved for years, until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story. America, y'all better work the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns. Listen to Graves County on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad-free, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Short on time, but big on true crime.

On a recent episode of the podcast, hunting for answers, I highlighted the story of 19-year-old Lechay Dungey. But she never knocked on that door. she never made it inside and that text message would be the last time anyone would ever hear from her listen to hunting for answers from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app

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The common sense, logical human in me wants to give it to 57-year-old Michaelston. Nick, Michael is the Florida man, ladies and gentlemen. And what does your Uncle Shala always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, Michael was doing 107 miles by hour. Okay, I know he deserves donkey here today because there is never a reason to be speeding like that on the highway. All right?

In fact, I don't even know why vehicles make cars that can go over whatever the speed limit is. Okay, what's the point of having 100 plus on the dash, especially in America? America. I know the Audubon in Germany, that highway in Dubai, I think it is. They let you push it to 100 plus. But also, why? Why do you need to be going 100 miles per hour? You're not in NASCAR? Okay, hell, Marty McFly only had to go to 88 to initiate time travel. But Michael was doing 107 miles per hour. Not to mention if you crash doing 100 miles per hour, you dead. There's no if and the buts about it. And if you do survive, you will have long term physical and emotional trauma. So, I just don't see the reason to ever be going that fast. But what does it say about me? That when I first heard this story, I said he was tripping. But then when I heard the reason he was speeding, I kind of understood, okay? Hear me out.

See, Michael was pulled over for going over 100 miles per hour. And he had a reason that I'm sure a lot of men can understand. What are some reasons a man could be speeding? Late picking up the kids from something. late for work late picking up your your wife you know your significant other

all of those are valid reasons to be speeding okay not 100 but if you were doing 100 plus I wouldn't agree what you're doing it but I can understand why you would be doing it but there might be a sleeper reason

on that list man and this is why Michael Stinnick has me slightly conflicted this morning and I know this story of Florida I know I know but what he told police I think it's going it's going to you know be some men out there

that can relate. We have the actual dash cam footage from Michaels to Nick after being pulled over for doing 107 miles per hour. Listen to his reason. Why don't you hop out for a second? Reason for the stop. We're going 107. Why are you going so fast?

I have a appointment with my barber. You have an appointment with your barber. New Sierra. And New Summerna. So you go 107 miles an hour. I'm sorry. Leaving in and out of traffic. putting other people's lives at danger.

Now you get to go to jail for the night. Damn, for the night? For the night, yeah. Florida's a criminal to go over 100 miles an hour. I did it ever. Well, yeah, right? Now you're probably towed. Now you're going to jail.

Let's just play the beginning back from me, right? Just the beginning. I need y'all to understand. Why was he doing 107 miles per hour? He was honest with the police officer. He had an appointment with his barber. Listen. Why don't you hop out for a second?

The reason for the stop. We're going 107. Why are you going so fast? I have a friend this night, by that. You can stop.

Listen, come on, my brothers. I don't care what race you are. We're talking about our barbers here. Barbers are essential workers. Barbers are as important as doctors, therapists, dentists. You have to have a primary care barber.

Okay? And when you have a primary care barber, They are usually in demand, so you have to respect their time because you want to be there when it's your appointment time. Sometimes you even get there a little earlier because he might be running late or another client might be running late. So you get to cut into that person's time. Okay, now I'm not making excuses for Michael, but if a man is speeding to get to the barber, that means he has some important things to do that day and the haircut is the foundation of it all. Okay, that's what folks don't understand.

The way Fleece Johnson feels about booty and prison, is how free men feel about haircuts. Okay, there is nothing more important when you have something to do. I don't care what outfit you got on. I don't care what you're driving. I don't care what's on your feet. If you don't have a haircut, it's all for nothing.

Once again, not making excuses for why Michael was speeding, okay? He was doing 100 miles per hour. That's insane. But it has to be a certain level of understanding amongst men when it comes to these type of situations, okay? Also, I understand police officers have a job to do. But can the man get a break for? his honesty. By the grace of God, nobody was hurt from his speeding. He told you he was trying

to get to the barber. If you're a male officer, you got to understand a little bit, right? Provide demand an escort. Get him to the barber on time. Don't take him to jail and mess up his day. You already see he's speeding, trying to get somewhere on time, and here you go, making him even more late. No, no, no, no. That's not how that should go. Okay, God bless those police officers, because if they hadn't have stopped Michael, he may have killed himself, or even worse, killed someone. Okay, listen, kids.

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. If you're not in a rush to die, don't act like it when you get behind the wheel. Please give Michael's to Nick the sweet sounds of the hamletones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.

You are the donkey. of the day Yehaw NB, you look very stupid in beige in the face God, I can tell when he wants to say something stupid I'm not working with this guy for 15 years Go ahead, Envy

I know how that went It went just like this I need a haircut I can get you in if you could be to me by 2 o'clock That's right, that's right If not, I'm not open until tomorrow and I got a flight He hit that gas

And he hit that guy. A hundred and seven, though. You got to get there. You got to get there before, too, because he got another cut at 2.30, and you need that cut before your flight or before your date or before whatever you got to do. Even with you being slightly remedial, would you even say to the cop, y'all got to have to be honest. What would you say? I ain't like the remedial stuff.

I'm sorry. Because I would just say retarded. I don't use that word on the radio. But anyway, no. No. No, I wouldn't say a haircut. Why lie? Like, even you wouldn't.

What? Because I stopped. Nah. So your black ass would say, I got an appointment with my barber. No, he would say, I got a wax. He would say, I got a wax. I got a wax of three. It can't be late.

I got a colonoscopy. I'm on time for stuff like that. But I would have just told the truth because you're probably going to jail anyway. So you probably got a better chance of telling the truth. To barbara? And not going to jail. Yes, because he told the truth. I got an appointment with my barber.

Nah. No. Oh, yo, you can say, yo, my wife is in labor. I'm racing to her. He can check that one. He can check that one. Big lie.

You can check that one. By the way, the only other reason to be speeding like that is if you're about to shard on yourself. That's happening. But you probably won't realize it's the reason to speed until you've sharded on yourself.

And I've sharded on myself while driving so I know that I would never be in that position again. If I would have hit the gas, it's a little bit more. I probably would have got to my destination. But I thought you then fart in your clothes. And that's one of the reasons why I don't Oh, from then on, it's been, no, I can't

Yeah, but that wasn't a part, though, that was a sharp. Sharts are uncontrollable. Lose booty! All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. That's what happened when you're getting bottomed out. Oh, ho, ho, ho, oh. I do kegles.

Okay, so it helps the elasticity. I only know what that means. Oh, you don't know. I don't think you're supposed to have an elastic booty, is it? Yes, that's the whole point. Your booty is like a rubber band. Is it? I don't know

Why are we going Why? And when it gets stressed out Too much It's hemorrhoits time I don't know I think your booty Should be more like a tire

Oh no What What the hell are we talking about? Hard and durable Yes Oh my God Shouldn't be able to penetrate your tire Oh my God

Yo Uh uh uh uh uh All right Well thank you Keep it going All right Now when we come back Let's open up the phone lines

800 58515 101 All right Now uh Cam Kim Newton was talking on this podcast and he was talking about body count it's hard to go from booty to this I know but this is what he had said

I wanted to know her list of who she f***ed I want to know I needed to know I have to know because before I sit up here and really keep moving and elevating our relationship

I want to know who got one up on me and if I'm willing to take on that burden because if you had any type of relationship intimacy, experiences with people that I really know, I need to know that. I'm old that. Because if you don't give me that, you got me.

Hey, y'all. This is my girl. All right. So the question is, I wonder why he thinks somebody got one up on him. Right. They came before him. Right. Exactly.

Pause. But we'll talk about it when we come back. 800, 585, 105.1. Do you want to know your partners, your significant others' body count and names? Like who they were with, when they were with that person? This is a tale as old as time. I feel like we asked this. question every couple

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Stuff You Should Know just released a playlist of 12 of our best true crime episodes of all time. There's a shootout in broad daylight, people using axes in really terrible ways, disappearances, legendary heists, the whole nine yards. So check out the stuff you should know true crime playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The murder of an 18-year-old girl in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved for years. Until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls, came forward with a story.

America, y'all better work the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns. Listen to Graves County on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season, ad free, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Short on time. Big on true crime. On a recent episode of the podcast, Hunting for Answers, I highlighted the story of 19-year-old Lechay Dungey.

But she never knocked on that door. She never made it inside. And that text message would be the last time anyone would ever hear from her. Listen to Hunting for Answers from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.