The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Runs To Police After Attempting To Rob Someone's Home

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

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Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.

It's a breakfast club, bitches. Donkey arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The Breakfast Club, bitches! Donkey of the Day with Charlemagne the God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It ain't me, it's y'all, Duval. Down in Florida. Donkey of the Day for Monday, May 6th goes to a young man named Terry Jennings of Pompano Beach, Florida. Uh, I know

I probably pronounced that wrong. There's somebody out there screaming at the radio right now. It's Pompano! It's Pompano. It's Pompano? Mm-hmmompano. It's Pompano? Mm-hmm. Okay. Pompano Beach, Florida. What does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

I was just in Orlando yesterday. I was there this weekend. Saturday and Sunday, okay? Salute to everyone who listens to us on 104.5 The Beat. My daughter is a cheerleader, so I was down there for her competition. Salute to the licking in Orlando. Drop on of Clues bombs for the licking in Orlando. The one in Florida Mall. Appreciate all the hospitality, Saturday.

See, the thing about Florida is that Florida is like anywhere else. Don't start none, won't be none, okay? Every day of our lives, we wake up and our job is to avoid crazy. Very hard to avoid crazy in Florida, but not impossible if you simply just mind your business okay terry jennings is from florida and did not receive that memo see terry jennings 24 years old was arrested after attempting to commit a burglary according to police records he broke into a man's home but he didn't realize the resident was there clearly the resident was somebody terry wanted zero problems with.

He wanted no smoke because when he realized the resident was home, he hauled ass. Something scared him so bad that he took off, okay? And he took off and he saw a parked police car after fleeing the scene. And he came running up to the police car demanding help. Now, the officer quickly determined the man was running away from a resident after the resident found him trying to break into his home. Now, remember when my guy, comedian Andrew Schultz, who sold out the garden this weekend, we just told y'all that twice by himself,

the garden, not the theater, where the Knicks play. Remember when he once said breaking into Diddy's house must be terrifying? That's what this whole scenario reminds me of. Let's listen to what Andrew had to say first. This is the only reason I think he might be guilty. Every celebrity in L.A. has had their home robbed except Diddy. And I thought about it. It's like, bro, robbing Diddy is terrifying because what if he's there?

You break down the door. He's butt naked on the couch. Meek Mill sitting on his lap, petting him like a maltese cat just meat milk crying oh no wait a minute i thought you was finished he's like can't stop won't stop you try to run out you run out the door is locked you turn around all of a sudden you hear, you ain't going nowhere. You ain't going nowhere. I can't be stopped now. It's your ass tonight.

What if that's how this went down with Terry in Florida? What if Terry walked in on a man who was in there starbuck naked, masturbating to gay porn? The man sitting there on Pornhub, shaking hands with the milk milkman, he's starfish gazing, praying for some ass, and here comes some bussy through the window. I've been waiting for you. Only thing that's gonna make a man run from a house he's breaking into is if the person got a pistol or a penis in his hand. Either way,

you don't want to get shot. Okay, that is the only thing that can spook a man so bad that he will go from criminal to victim that fast. Now, Terry has been arrested for this before. He once entered an unlocked car in a gated community and removed a wallet from the center console. The wallet had just $20 in it. Okay, the victim's driver's license and association ID. Terry couldn't say it wasn't him

because he was found in the backyard of a resident and he had the victim's driver's license and $20 bill in his pocket. And according to police, he was unable to explain why he had those items in his possession. Police be so damn funny. They be wanting you to explain things they already know just for their amusement. You know damn well why he had these things in his possession. Because he stole them! Terry is currently in the Broadwood County Jail on a bond of $6,000.

And one thing about jail, when a man is in there with a penis in his hand, when the bad boy for life beat drops, there is nowhere to run. Can't beat stop now. It's your ass tonight. That's right. Please give Terry Jennings the biggest hee-haw. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's Florida.

Wow. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey joke. Well, it's funny, y'all. I said thank you for the donkey today. Oh, yes, sir. Jesus. You just blacked out, Lord.

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