The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Man Stabs His Brother In The Neck For ‘Talking Over The Food’

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Florida Man Who Stabs His Brother In The Neck For ‘Talking Over The Food.' Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Absolutely. I had become donkey of the day. At the breakfast club, bitchy. We're donkey. Yeah, it's donkey of the day. At the Breakfast Club, bitches. We're Donkey. Yes, Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, November the 12th. Go to a 20-year-old young man named Alexander Rodriguez. OK, sidebar, do Dominicans even attempt to name

their kids something else? Like, I know Rodriguez is a very common surname, but after A-Rod came out and became the great Hall of Fame player that he is, do Dominicans with the last name Rodriguez even think to name their kids something different. Even the young ladies get named Alex. But discuss among yourselves. Now, Alexander Rodriguez comes from a beautiful city called Miami, Florida. Drop on the Clues bombs for everybody who listens to us on 103.5, The Beat in Miami.

What does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Jess Helaris, you like to cook as you eat right now. How do you feel about people talking over the food you are cooking? How do you feel about that? You don't know what's going on in the back of somebody's throat so don't ever talk over my food. It's just like coughing because you don't know the last time they brush their teeth

if they floss anything. So that is like coughing. Cause you just, you don't know the last time they brushed their teeth, if they flossed, anything. So that is like a big pet peeve of mine. How do you handle those people when they're talking over the food you're cooking? I give them the food and then I put them out. Got you, got you, got you, got you. Yeah, you can't be around me like that. Everything you just said sounds quite logical to me.

And that is the way a person with high emotional intelligence would handle it. But Alexander Rodriguez does not have high emotional IQ because he was in the kitchen cooking and his brother started chatting over the cuisine. And Alexander Rodriguez, well, let's just say he ended up in jail. See, Alex was arrested on charges of attempted felony murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Why? Well, when the detectives interviewed Rodriguez, he said he was cooking, right? Sazon. Sazon. That's what it's called, Sazon? Sazon. Sazon. Sazon. Sazon. And Goya on everything. Okay? Goya. Polly cooking Mufongo. Okay? What? And that's how you pronounce it? What is it called?

Mufongo. Mufongo. Okay? And his brother came in talking over the food. And you know he a Dominican man, so he was just going off. Let me hear how Dominican men shout. It's going crazy. No! How you know that was Dominican? How you know that man is Dominican? You know Dominican's staying close together while they're talking to each other and they speak very quickly. Like we've all witnessed the Cardi B rant, you know, okay? We know how fast those words come out when they go off. We've seen DJ Envy get upset and how fast he starts talking.

I'm not Dominican. Dominicans get to speaking faster than Japanese people. They start swallowing all their syllables, dropping the letter S at the end of words. And Alex said, the brother irritated him with all that you can hear that right like this one irritates you play it again right? And you cookie? You got your mofongo? You know?

I don't know! I'm not Dominican! You do know! Stop looking at me! Okay? For a Dominican to tell another Dominican you're talking is irritating me my god I can only imagine how that Spanish was traveling at the speed of light now they must have been arguing and I believe we all know well at least the stereotype is that Dominicans are

quick to stab you okay well you know my motto it's not a stereotype if it's true so Alex Rodriguez brother was talking over the food irritating Alex and there was a kitchen knife nearby and Alex said he was worried his brother would grab the knife so he grabbed it first and he stabbed his brother in the neck. When the brother took off running Rodriguez followed him and cut him on his arm and face. The brother survived all praises due to God and when officers arrived they found him holding clothes on his wounds and he was taken to the hospital where he is now in stable condition.

Now some donkey of the days just sell themselves. There is never a reason to stab somebody unless it's in self defense or if you're protecting someone you love. And there's absolutely never a reason to stab somebody over food. And there's oh God. What? There's never a reason to stab someone because you're talking over your food. I object your honor.

Oh Mac. Big Mac is in the room. Yeah. Okay. All right. It's always from skinny people. Y'all don't understand. You absolutely have to stab somebody for talking over your food.

Jesus. Why? Nobody was eating them spitting grits. Crazy. Jesus. What I look like ordering hot cakes and hot breath. I'm going to be so upset. Okay.

If you see me in a BLT, BLT stands for bruh. Lay off talking. Relax. Crazy. They have salsun, salsun, and saliva. That's disgusting. Salsun. Salsun. And saliva. Nobody wants that. I disagree, Mac. What you mean you disagree? That's because, see, imagine, and Charlamagne is a talker imagine him saying all them s words over your phone You right, you right You right, you right now You're not right Messed up the whole meal for everybody What that mean I should get stabbed? Okay a slap maybe but a stab?

I see the s's right now I see it all over my phone It's tough already Please let Remy Ma give Alex Rodriguez the biggest he-ha Hee-ha, Hee-ha You stupid mother f***er are you dumb and they were brothers? Yeah, brothers man. He stabbed him in his neck and then ran and ran after and he was Dominican Dominican all that fast talk, you know his breath was stinking

His breath was humming over the hummus Just disgusting. Ah. Hey, be young and you know what? Alright. Clue dollar Dominicans out there dropping clues. What? Now salute to all of them. That's messed up.

Oh, no. Hola to all my Dominicans out there. That's crazy. Did I say that right? What do you mean all mine? That's your family. That's not. I'm not Dominican.

Okay. Alright. Well, thank you for that donkeyah. Olah. That's your family. That's who you are. I'm not Dominican, man. OK. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed. You get the horns. Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey everyone, this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Leighton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was

introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Marie.

And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is, not everything not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is, not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living. Yeah, things like JLo on her third divorce. Living.

Girl's trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living. Living. This kind of mess. Yeah. Well, you get it.

Got it? Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going.

That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi everyone, I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes and we are, well,

not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we wanna help. Listen to I Do Part Two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.