The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Teen Strikes Mother With Pork Chop During Argument

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

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But what if the real work isn't physical at all? I sat down with psychologist, Dr. Steve Poulter, to unpack shame, anxiety, and the emotional pain men were never taught how to name. Part of the way through the Valley of Despair is realizing this has happened, and you have to make a choice whether you're going to stay in it or move forward. Our two-part conversation is available now. Listen to the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your favorite shows. This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather. In 1995, my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune. nature and trees and praying and drugs.

So no, I am not your guru. Back then, I lied to everybody. They have had this case for 30 years. I'm going back to my hometown to uncover the truth. Listen to the red weather on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, hit the Florida, donkey. This is Florida. I'm sorry. Oh, boy.

Hit the Florida. Yeah, pull it up. Give us a second. I'm sorry. Make sure you tell them. watch out for Florida man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of four. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after Deputy's Day. He rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The breakfast club, bitchy. The donkey of the day with Sholomey the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. You got to give Florida crap.

credit for they crazy. Now, donkey today for January 29th goes to an 18-year-old Florida girl named Farah Kernan. What does your uncle Shala always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me, the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Now, earlier today on the show, Invi, you said that being a big back is an epidemic in America, didn't you? Yes. You said these little fat-ass kids is out of control and she'd be

rounded up and sent to Chunky Camp, didn't you? They said by 10 years, half of the popular. will be fat, I mean obese. Well, not only are these kids fat. Damn, they're dangerous. And they are extremely violent with their food. Okay, imagine using your rations as a weapon against your mother. What do you mean, Uncle Shal?

She used her rations as a weapon against her mother. Well, let me read you this headline. Teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chop. According to a probable cause. This is a serious situation. Okay, I'm serious. Sorry. According to a probable cause,

affidavit, a deputy responded to a residence on January 22nd regarding a verbal dispute between a teenager and her mother. At some point during the argument, 18-year-old Farah Kernan slapped her mother across the face with her right hand. Okay, apparently she had been consuming alcohol earlier that day. Then the mother told authorities that before she was slapped, Kernan threw a pork chop at her. What's the snicker slogan?

You're not you when you're hungry? Yeah. Okay. They got to eat the snickers because there's no food around. You got plenty of food in front of you, a phara and you still acting like this? Well, this must be you. So let's discuss.

First of all, if you're out here food fighting, you must be rich. Okay, culinary combat cost. All right, have you seen the price of groceries? Do you know pork chops are $4 to $7 a pound? Depending on the cut. Okay, bone in, boneless loin versus sirloin. Y'all got money like that?

All right, times must not be that hard if y'all out here throwing gravy grenades at each other. Okay, it costs to launch a mass potato missile. All right? I know Uncle Murder and Tony Yale was here last hour talking about having a food fight, but those two brothers got paper. Okay, you all can't afford to have a sloppy Joe showdown. Not to mention.

The headline for this story was teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chop. Okay, to me, culinary combat is not the headline of this story. What should be the headline of this story is that before this woman decided a pork chop was her weapon of choice, she slapped her mother and her mother called the police while her mother's friend was recording her getting slapped. Let's play a game. I can't wait. I want to play this thing.

Yes, what, racies! Right, give me my clues. Farah Kernan, 18 years old. White! Let me finish! White! White! White!

That's it pretty! White! That's it pretty! But White! Farah Kern, 18 years old, got drunk, smacked her mother, and then threw a pork chop at her, and her mom called the police while her friend recorded. DJ Envy! Guess what race she is?

All right. Jess O'Larius Farakernan, 18 years old, got drunk, smacked her mother, and then threw a pork shop at her and her mom called the police while her friend recorded. Yes! Guess what race she is? Black. It's a pork shop. Oh.

Mm. Mm-hmm. Not a bad context clue you used there, Jesselarius. But... Hmm. Sounds very trailer parkish to me. A pork chop? The trailer park people cannot have foot no goddamn pork chops.

They're drinking in the morning and you throwing pork chop at somebody. That's really trailer parkish. One of y'all was right. One of y'all was wrong. I better be me. Einy, me, myny, mom. Catch a fat Caucasian by its toe. DJ NB you are absolutely correct.

Yes, right. Come on, man. Barrett Kernan was absolutely right. You want to see her? Yes, please. Let me see the type of white cheese. Come on, man. That's capital.

Oh, my God, yeah. That's not trailer, Paul? That's not Trail of Paul. This is make excuses for ICE agents killing American citizens white. All right? This is putting mayonnaise on everything, including French fries white. Damn, okay? She looks like she loves mayonnaise with a concerning level of passion.

Damn, damn, damn. This is, I think pepper is spicy white. All right. This is, let's circle back, white. All right? You ain't slapping your mother and living to throw a pork chop at her in a black house. Yes, what are you talking about? They must not have been real pork chops then.

Shut up. Even if the father ain't in the house. He's coming home. You tell you. I'm slapping your mama. He's still coming home. Wow. Please let Chelsea handle a give Farah Kernan, the biggest he-ha.

He-ha, he-ha. That is way too much, Dan Manez. Now, y'all know sometimes our people can act out and slap their mother. I didn't watch so many videos of kids beating up their damn grandmothers. Very few. Very few, but they're there. You don't see them too much. We have some exceptions to that rule.

My algorithm, man. Shut up like that. Not my name. I'm telling you, man, I've seen it. went down a rabbit hole on TikTok these young people beating up their grandmothers. Now some grandmothers be getting with their little ass, but some of them be putting their hands on their peoples

and they are black. What happens after the fact? Yeah, what happened after. Yeah, because... Yeah, the video goes off. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You know what I can hit my grandmother. And we come from a different area.

We ain't recording what I'm about to do to you after you don't put your hands on your mama or your grandma. You're right. I'm sorry I let the blacks down. Let me tell you something about these fruit cups. The food would be cool? I just like the way it makes me feel when I hear that. You like your food cups?

Especially when he He threw back a couple of pieces of them. Big mangoes. He opened that mouth. Why? Why? A little fruit cup of it. You don't need to chew sometimes.

Sometimes it slide right down your tongue. Hey, yo. Yep. He'd be serious eating them fruits. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Up next, Jess Fixed My Mess. 800-585-105-1.

If you have a co-parenting issue, call Jess right now. Of course, Jess has a book till Deaf-Dooy parent. It comes out April 28th. You pre-order it now, but she's taking your calls. Phone lines are wide open. And I wrote the book, y'all. I want y'all know I wrote it. She really did.

Thank you, Shala. Because I read the manuscript, and it was crazy. You know so much editing? Hey, yo! He is lying, please bite. No, he might. Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull

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I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What if mind control is real? If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have?

Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car? When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings. Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you? I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused. Can you get someone to join your cult? NLP was used on me to access my subconscious. Mind Games, a new podcast exploring NLP, aka Neurilingualic programming. Is it a self-help miracle, a shady hypnosis scam, or both?

Listen to Mind Games on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Dr. Jesse Mills, host of the Mailroom podcast. Each January, men promise to get stronger, work harder, and fix what's broken? But what if the real work isn't physical at all? I sat down with psychologist, Dr. Steve Poulter, to unpack shame, anxiety, and the emotional pain men were never taught how to name. Part of the way through the Valley of Despair is realizing this has happened, and you have to make a choice whether you're going to stay in it or move forward.

Our two-part conversation is available now. Listen to the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your favorite shows. This show contains information subject to, but not limited to personal takes, rumors, not so accurate stats, and plenty more. What's up, man, this is your boy, Nal Green, from the Broken Play podcast. Look, it's the end of the season, the playoffs of him. Guess what?

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