The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Uber Eats Driver Keeps Delivering After Realizing His Son Was Missing From Car

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to A Florida Uber Eats Driver Who Keeps Delivering After Realizing His Son Was Missing From Car. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Sholomey the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. Yes, it's not me, Duval. It's Florida. Donkey today for Thursday, October 23rd, goes to a 35-year-old Florida. man named Jeremy Jaron Rouse. Okay, what does your Uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida?

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Now, Jeremy is an Uber Eats driver and we the people need our Uber Eats drivers to do two things for us. One, make sure we get our food in a timely manner and two, which is probably the most important,

don't F with our food, bro. Okay, we trust you not to put your penis on our pastry. So I respect people who take their job as an Uber Eats driver seriously. Drop on the clues bombs for all the Uber Eats drivers out there. Jeremy definitely takes his Uber Eats job seriously. Okay, anybody who cares about their delivery rating is my kind of Uber Eats driver.

How do you get a great rating being an Uber Eats driver? Well, it's a few things. Okay, you must focus on efficiency and customer service. You must be prompt. Okay, you must be polite. You must be professional. You must communicate effectively with the customer and restaurant. You have to follow delivery instructions.

Okay, you should verify the order and you should keep the customer informed throughout the process, okay? That's how you get a good rating on Uber Eats. And Jeremy takes that very seriously. Okay, he is determined to get a good rating by any means necessary, but I would like to also tell all the Uber Eats drivers out there

that there is some things that should come before your Uber Eats delivery rating. See, we know how, you know, hard times is. out here right now. Okay, folks can't afford rent, they can't afford food, and they can't afford child care.

Okay, it's damn impossible for some people to be able to take care of all three of those things. So some people have to bring their kids to work. Okay, Jeremy is one of those people.

Jeremy had to bring his child to work and Jeremy bringing his child to work led to a headline that I read this morning and the headline said, Uber eats dad, realizes his son is missing from car and keeps doing deliveries to prevent rating from going down.

I can't make this type of stuff up. Let's go to Fox News for the report, please. Altamont Springs Police arrested Jeremy Ruse. Police say they found his nonverbal juvenile son, who has autism running naked on the westbound on ramp of I-4 at State Road 436. Happened around 11 o'clock Thursday night, police say Ruse admitted to them.

He realized his son wasn't in the backseat of his car, but kept driving to make his deliveries. officers say Ruse even drove by them as they cared for his own son. They say a woman picked the boy up after nearly an hour. Police say hours later, Ruse called them to share his side of the story. The report says he told them he kept driving toward Winter Park miles away because he did not want to negatively affect his Uber Eats rating. Police say he told them he didn't go pick up his son because he feared being arrested and said if he were to be arrested, he preferred to be arrested, he preferred. to do it later. Every now and then a Facebook post pops up and it says, the more I get to know people, the more I understand why Noah

only let animals on the ark. I agree wholeheartedly. Drop one of the clues bombs for Noah, okay? And I would like to give that more of an updated feel. The more I get to know people, the more I understand why the tech roles want to replace y'all with robots. AI everything.

I am sick of humans in their decision making, okay? Virtual. reality at all y'all don't deserve real oxygen okay keep people in the house we can't be trusted around each other all right the fact that his uber rating means more than him than his special needs child okay little boy autistic running around naked okay and you don't even realize it all right hey jeremy how about scriven to be a five-star father okay you don't want to get a thumbs up on being a dad all right i think it's a damn crime to label this little boy special needs and not check

to see if the needs of the father are special too. Okay, like something is not right. This batch of humans, I really believe, aren't created by God. There's just a certain batch of humans that God had nothing to do with it. I think at some point, God left the ingredients for humans, but whoever was in charge of making them, they changed the recipe. Okay, because common sense is just the thing of the past. All right, I know life be lifing, but how you just forget your child?

And then when you remember, you forgot your child, You say, let me finish these Uber eat drop-offs first. Okay, now selfishly, if I ordered food, thank you. But damn, man, I want you to love yourself, Jeremy. There is no way you really love yourself because taking care of yourself is part of taking care of your kids. And the reason that you don't know your child was missing is because you're missing so much within yourself. Please give Jeremy Geron Rouse the sweet sounds and hamletones. The donkey of the day

Of the donkey of the day E-ha-a-ha-ha-ha-ha This is a shame, man It definitely sounds like the dad-ass autism too Yeah Like how he didn't know the little boy Wasn't in the back scene no more Because I know a little boy was making noise

Yeah I know he was making noise He didn't realize how quiet it was Once the little boy wasn't in the car no more. Right, he might have thought he took a nap for something. This is crazy, this is crazy. This is crazy. Definitely had to know.

And the sad part is it probably happened before. It's not the first time because you lose your autism, son, and you're just like, all right, well, I got to do these deliveries. That means that must have happened before. And you're like, he's all right. He'll figure it out. Oh, Lord. How old was the kid?

I don't think they said. Oh, it didn't say, okay. He didn't say. He was 35, though. Yeah, yeah. Him. Poor little boy. All right.

All right. Thank you for that don't care today. I'm going to play game Yeah No Please why You always want to play games No

Because I don't want to play a game Why? What does it matter I want to play game What do you mean why is what it's He was irresponsible Okay

I want to play game The only reason why you don't want to play is Because you already know the race God did the story He always knows the race I know the race too You know what the race is No let's play game

Let's play game Let's play game Let's play game Go on the take show with the races. I'm gonna text y'all. Can I text y'all? No, let's play a game. Come on, man. I'm gonna text y'all with the races. We got, I want to play?

No, we're not playing? Hold on. I'm gonna text y'all with the races, man. Hold on. He is so paddy night. What you mean? Uh-uh. And don't you say it out loud either. You just shut up.

Oh my God. You know what? Hey, chat. No, no. No, no. We live on Breakfast Club AM Twitch. Chat, tell me what the race is. You know what?

The chat is saying. I'm not even going to say it when the chat said. I just want to know. What y'all think the race is, chat? What if his father is training him for that dog? You know what? You know what? Up next, just fix my mess.

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Power up at Lenovo.com. Lenovo, Lenovo. Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime. and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off.

It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, hey, I'm Kyle McLaughlin. You might know me as that guy from Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, or just the Internet stand. I have a new podcast called What Are We Even Doing, where I, Embark on a noble quest to understand the brilliant chaos of youth culture.

Each week, I invite someone fascinating to join me to talk about navigating this high-speed rollercoaster we call reality. Join me and my delightful guests every Thursday. And let's get weird together in a good way. Listen to what are we even doing on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts

with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the

IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.