The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested After Throwing Grits In Her Mother's Face

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

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Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to behold. Is it a reason? He gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. People need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them.

It's time for donkey of the day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne to go. Damn, Charlemagne. Who you give the donkey of the day to now? Well, donkey of the day, Sexy Red, for Thursday, February 15th, goes to a the dossier today to now? Well, don't give the date. Sexy Red for Thursday, February 15th goes to a woman named Jaquilla Mobley.

Jaquilla is from Florida, ladies and gentlemen. And what does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, Jaquilla has been arrested for battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Marion County Jail, where she is being held on $2,500 bond. Okay, she is a woman who has multiple battery arrests, but does not have any convictions. I actually have a lot of empathy for this woman because she told police she's been sleeping on the streets. And the victim of her crime, which we will get to shortly, is a woman who happens to be her mother.

Yes, Jaquilla's own mother is the victim. She's 64 years old. To kill is 28. Her mother's name is Isla Johnson. And Isla said to kill her has been drinking and using drugs. And that when she does this, she becomes aggressive towards her. So her mother knows her better than anyone on this planet. And her mother is clearly saying she has a drug and alcohol problem.

So there is a part of me that has a lot of empathy for jekyll or jekyll okay sleeping on the streets dealing with drugs and alcohol but those reasons are the reason why she's getting donkey of the day number one there is never a reason to do what she has done to her mother okay and number two is because of a word from the bible and that word is waste not, want not. And the thing that was wasted here was food. See, if you're sleeping on the street and you got a drug and alcohol addiction, the one thing you shouldn't waste is food. Food is one of the basic necessities for survival, along with clothing and shelter. OK, those are signifying factors in determining a sustainable, healthy community. And if you're sleeping on the street and have a drug and alcohol addiction problem, shouldn't be wasting food now how did jekyll and mobley waste food she wasted food

by doing to her mother what many a scorned woman has done to a man oh we all have a story in our family of a woman who decided to weaponize some quaker instant some pearl milling some bob's red mills some palmetto farms from charlest Charleston favorite stone ground. What I'm talking about, ladies and gentlemen, is grits. All right. The number one breakfast food in the history of America. I'm from South Carolina, the low country, 843. Argue with your mother, but don't argue with her the way Jaquilla did and end up throwing hot grits on her the way Lisa did Carlos, simply because Medea told her to. Jess, have you ever heard of anybody getting hot grits thrown on them in real life?

No, not in real life. No, I have. You, Envy? No. Okay. Jess, have you ever heard of anybody getting hot grits thrown on them in real life? No, not in real life. No, I have. You, Envy? No. Okay. I definitely have. This is egregious. Okay, hot grits on your skin is torture. Alright, I understand why women do it to men. They get mad. They're upset. They're emotional. They might even be defending themselves in certain situations.

But there's never a reason to put hot grits on your mother. Okay, grits goes with a lot of things. Shrimp, scrambled eggs, fried fish, but not your mother's skin. Now, we have the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee. Where's he at? He's walking in. It's going to take him some time.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Big Mac. Big Mac is here. Big Mac. Big Mac is here. Round of applause for Big Mac, man. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Big Mac is the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee. He finds this despicable. Mac, the floor is yours. First off, shout out to all the people that sound like they breathing heavy, but they really sleeping, snoring. Yeah, this is upsetting to me. Okay. First off, we all know that our parents told us, number one thing, don't play in my kitchen. Right.

You know what I mean? Food is a love language. It brings people together. That's true. If you're beefing with your girl or whatever, the first thing you text her is, you hungry? You want something to eat? Yes. And that fixes all the problems.

That is true. At least it gets you into a better place. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So how can you be in the kitchen and there's food cooking and you mad and you upset? I don't care what type of drugs or alcohol is being taken place. I know when I take drugs, that's when I'm the most hungry. You want to eat.

Yeah, that's true. So how can I be mad when this is going on? If I'm high and drunk, I'm waiting for that food. Do you know how upset I would be if I was in the bedroom and I smell grits, bacon, eggs, and I come down and somebody takes a shower with me? Well, listen, I was told that bedroom and I smell grits, bacon, eggs, and I come down and somebody might need to shower me. I mean, you might need to shower, Mac. Well, listen, I was told that I smell like breakfast before. He just said grits.

He didn't say bacon and all that. He told us that was grits. Right. He took it too far. He took it too far. But it's impossible to smell all that and then be in the same room knowing you are minutes away from that and then get into a fight. Yeah.

And now, you're not even just smelling like grits because if they throw it on you, you know, it got the butter, the salt, the pepper on it because a little bit of cheese depending on where you are. Would you wipe it off or lick it off?

I mean, first off, again, waste not, want not. Is that what happens? Yes. I'm going to lick it like...

Jesus. You're going to probably lick some of your skin off too. Well, you know what I mean? It's just... It's the body of Christ. You know what I'm saying?

You know, it's okay for you to lick a little skin, pause. Everybody did it on Valentine's Day yesterday. You do not have a body of Christ. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's okay for you to look a little skin-paws. Everybody did it on Valentine's Day yesterday. You do not have a body of Christ. I have multiple bodies of Christ. They say he embodies multiple people.

You are the holy trinity. Amen. Let the church say amen. Amen. And this is Florida, too. So, you know, that's, like you said, you're from the south. So, them grits, I know they were seasoned right. That's right.

So, please give Jaquilla Mulvey the sweet sounds of the hamiltons oh now you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day maybe tequila was half right and her season her grits wasn't that good. Oh, you want to play a game? Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is! Tequila Mobley of Florida threw hot grits on her mother because she was upset.

Jess Elias, Guess What Race It Is! According to Tyler Perry, she's black. Down, down, down Okay, okay, DJ Envy Tequila Mobley got mad at her mother And threw hot grits on her And she's from Florida Guess what race she is

Black Down, down, down Big Mac Tequila Mobley from Florida Got mad at her mother and threw hot grits on her Guess what race she is Damn, damn. Big Mac, Jaquilla Mobley from Florida, got mad at her mother and threw hot grits on her. Guess what? Racist.

See, with a name like Tequila, I'm sure she's... Jaquilla. Everything ain't about food and drinks, Max. I'm sure with a name like that, she's half blast, half Negro knees. Damn.

Damn, damn, damn. It was just a clean sweep of blackness. Y'all just... Yeah. Y'all just think Jaquilla Mobley black, huh? Yeah. All of y'all are wrong. No. Oh, my God. We don't believe you.

Show me a picture. Jaquilla? Are you serious? Jaquilla. There's no white Jaquilla. There's no Asian Jaquilla. There's no Latin Jaquilla. Okay.

Hold on. There's none. There's not? No. No. What is that? Who is that guy? That is nigga. Oh, my God. There's a difference, y' What is that? Who is that guy? That is nigga.

Oh, my God. There's a difference, y'all. Y'all know this. That brother handsome. No, that's black. She black. She black. She black.

I was going to say, stop playing with us right now. No, she black. She black. She black. Yeah, she definitely black. Damn. Damn. Damn.

And she's a stud. Jess was right. When you hear somebody get grits thrown on them, that is very Tyler Perry. Absolutely. That's one of the blackest things you can do. Uh-huh. Okay? All right. When you hear somebody get grits thrown on them, that is very Tyler Perry. That's one of the blackest things you can do. Okay? It is. But the whole review of all of this,

all these fat comments, I really, really do feel bad for Lizzo. Because for everything you just said, I do. Because everything you just said, this girl is in court for. Uh-huh. And you came in here to shout out to all the people that breathe heavy, but you just sleep.

Yeah. Like, and this girl is, this hot career is on the line for things like this. Well, because it's people like the man to the right of me who body shame us. I don't body shame nobody. Every time. I just make observations. Nigga, before you walked in there, you said boom. When I walked in, he said boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

I was beat by him. Jiggle, jiggle, in there, you said boom. When I walked in, he said ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom. I was beatboxing. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. You make noise. Jiggle, people walk. I'm not going to let you jiggle, jiggle by yourself. Every time I got a ghost on here. Every time you come in here, Mac, you make noise. That's it.

You be hyping him up. Who was here yesterday? They say he want that. Somebody was here this week, said I need Mac. Killer Mike. Killer Mike. Killer Mike. That's right.

Because he part of the Fat Lies Matter too. No, he not. Yes, he is. Both of us look down. We don't know what shoes we wearing. That is not true. Mike, don't do Mike like that. No, Mike not. Yes, he is. Both of us look down. We don't know what shoes we wearing. That is not true. Mike, don't do Mike like that. No, Mike did stand up and say, I put on the wrong shoes.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. Yo. I hate y'all. All right. Thank you for that donkey today. When we come back, it's time for Jess Fix My Mess. If you're having relationship problems or any type of a problem, you can call Jess right now.

800-585-1051. Once again, Just Fix My Mess. It's all about relationship problems or issues. If you're having problems, well, Jess is going to fix it for you. So call her now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

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Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. Get out! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,

the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you

met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called or wherever you get your podcasts. by tuning in to Historical Records. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.