The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested For Kicking Child During Youth Football Game

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Florida Woman Who Was Arrested For Kicking A Child During A Youth Football Game. Listen for more! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the god. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. It's not me, Duval. It's your people, okay? Donkey today for Thursday, May 7th goes to 34-year-old Renee Lynn Lambert of Fort Myers, Florida. Renee has been booked on suspicion of cruelty to a child without great bodily harm and resisting an officer.

and I personally believe disarrest was a waste of taxpayers' dollars and I'll tell you why, after I tell you why she was arrested. Okay, Renee played a very dangerous game. And that game is putting your hands on other people's children. Okay, whenever I see adults do things like Renee did, I think to myself, she don't got no kids because when you've got kids,

you don't tend to play with other people's churn, okay? Because you know how you are down to die about yours, so why would you ever want to be on the receiving end of somebody down to die about this? Okay, well, Renee was at a youth football game. All right, it doesn't say, you know, how young. It just says a youth football game where witnesses reported seeing an adult female reportedly kicking a juvenile male in the middle of the field.

Let's go to NBC News for the report, please. A fight between youth football players and Fort Myers caught on camera over the weekend. A mother with the Fort Myers Falcons can be seen kicking a 13-year-old player on the ground. Get your head. Don't. Lee County deputies say that was Renee Lambert and arrested her for child abuse. Curtis Jones recorded the fight. I think she was just trying to generally just hit the kid for no reason.

Other parents and players say this was not the first time it got tense. Alexander Rosario Gonzalez tells me she was also recorded in this escalated moment at a different game with the Port Charlotte's Bandits a few days before. The mom was really aggressive towards everybody to coach. coaching staff, the other parents, and especially the kid on the field. The Fort Myers Falcons sent me a statement saying they are extremely disappointed and that she has been permanently banned from all of Fort Myers-Falcon's events. Lambert told deputies she fought back because a child hit her with the helmet. But they later found out that wasn't true.

I don't know if she was a parent or not. Maybe she was a parent, but some parents got to stay home. Okay, it's football. Your baby going to get hit. All right? If you can't handle that, then get them off the teeth. Okay. But you know why I said her arrest is a complete waste of taxpayers' dollars?

Because in situations like that, police just need to be referees. Okay, what do I mean by just need to be referees? If you decide to put your hands on someone else's child, then that child's village should be allowed to put hands on you. Okay, we have to establish a different standard out here, man. Okay, if you put hands on my child, everyone in that child's village should be allowed to jump you. Okay, and it should be gender specific. If you're a man and you put hands on my child, all of men in that child's village,

should be allowed to jump you. Okay, they should initiate the jumping. And if the women in the village want to get some licks in, they should have that right. And vice versa. Okay, if you're a woman that hits my child, all the women should be allowed to jump you, and the men shouldn't be allowed to get some licks in,

but the men should be allowed to hold you while the women in the village handle their business, okay? And the police, such simply be the referees that make sure things don't get too out of hand, okay? Some of our problems in our society, we don't always need the law to intervene. sometimes good old-fashioned asswhipins are better than the law

and the reason we need these ass weapons to commence is because people have to be afraid of putting their hands on other people's children. I've read this story three times and still have no idea why this woman decided to run out there on that field and kick that child.

A witness identified as Andrei Valdez backed up the players claim that he was on the ground when Lambert allegedly kicked him in the leg and guess what? I have no idea why Renee did that. Okay, Renee said she was hit first. How? You weren't in the game. Okay, you weren't out there practicing.

Okay, you lied and said you got hit with a helmet. All right, the kerfuffle happened in the middle of the field. How did you end up in the middle of the field, Renee? How did he hit you first when he was in the middle of the field minding his business playing? Not to mention, you're 34 years old. You sound like my daughters. He hit me first. Why isn't he in trouble?

Can we hear some of that? You are being pointed out as being a son. aspect right now. You are detained. You are detained. So where's number nine? Go get number nine. A kid? You're an adult. Yo, you mad at them for hitting me? I'm maddened an adult for attacking a kid. Stop. You're detained right now.

Ma'am, that is a child. You're supposed to be an adult, okay? The voice of reason, a peacemaker. But instead, you run on the field attacking football players, like you're trying to earn a roster spot. What has society become when we have 34-year-olds beefing with folks whose bedtime should be 8.30 p.m.? Okay, this is exactly. I mean exactly why Jesus is not coming back. Imagine Christ returning, setting it off. Rapture just to see a grown woman in Allo Lagans

trying to tackle number nine from the Falcons youth football team. It's not happening. Okay, salute to the youth football organization because you heard in the news report, they banned her permanently from all events. And I agree. You can't be around kids if your emotional maturity is the same as the child.

Please give Renee Lynn Lambert, The biggest he, he? And I watch dumb-ass lightskin over here. Watch her, I know him. I know him. I know this man well. Watch him. Watch him.

Watch him. Go ahead. Go ahead. Don't. Put some bad justification on it. Watch. I'm just saying. I don't know what happened in this situation, right?

But imagine little Ash. He's playing football. Yeah. Right? And one of them big, overweight linemen, bigger than your son. Hit your son in the back and he's not paying attention. Damn. that knocks him out.

Right? It's football. It doesn't matter. There's certain things that are illegal and you can't do. A kid is playing dirty. We've all seen dirty kids play football. We've all seen dirty kids play basketball. And if you're a parent, you know what I mean.

Like that one kid that's dirty that's going to elbow your son and intentionally injure your child or try to. See, why you had to put it like that? I'm just saying that now. I'm just saying that because I've seen that before. He puts sauce on this story that don't even exist. I don't know. This is not the story.

I don't know if that's the source. But if you hit my son illegally and damn that, try to take my son out? In that situation? I understand. I do understand, but is that this situation? No, it's not this situation. I don't know. You heard the news report. The woman said she got hit with a helmet by the child and everybody said that was a goddamn lie.

But here you go with your baby's justification for things that don't make no damn thing. I'm just saying if you're a parent and your kid plays football or basketball, you've seen that before. And maybe you wanted to jump out there and yoke a kid up too. This waffle color justification. I'm just saying. I saw it in his eyes. You did.

You knew. I've seen. before. And I might or might not have jumped on the court before. I haven't touched the kid, but I might have almost. Because you elbowed my kid the one way purposely. Yeah. I felt the way. Yeah.

Well, that situation, that's different. I'm just saying. I'm going to be out there. Oh, right. I can't be a 13-year-old. These 13-year-olds big fat. We don't even know the age. You said 13. I did not say 13. I didn't say any age. I actually said I don't know the age. See? Bage rage. You'd be ready

to give all type of details that don't exist. I know there's parents I've been to understand. They've seen it before. I understand too. All right. You really are the son of a DA, boy. You just be ready to give all type of D.A. No, you're the nephew of a D.A.

Somebody D.A. Please check them for a YR earpiece. Lord. God. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Up next, Jess, fix my mess. 800-585-105-1.

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Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and Headwere writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the Look Back at it podcast. From 1979, that was a big moment for me. 84 was big to me. I'm Sam J. And I'm Alex English.

Each episode, we pick a here, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. 84 was a wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people.

Listen to look back at it on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that. excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.

This is a place for raw unfilled of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hardway with your favorite therapist and host Kear Games.

This space is about black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men carry a suit or armor? It signals to the world that you're not to be played with. And just because you have the capability that does not mean that you need to. Listen to learn the hard way on the IHard radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Thank you.