The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Attempts To Eat Counterfeit Money During Arrest

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man. The craziest

people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. You are a donkey. A Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.

The Breakfast Club, bitches. Donkey of the Day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It ain't me, Lil Duval, it's y'all. Donkey of the Day for Friday, December 1st, goes to a 38-year-old Miami, Florida woman named Zipporah Abraham. Now, what does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And don't assume that Ivy Rivera is from the Bronx just because, you know, she's not. She's from Brooklyn. Still crazy, nonetheless. But that's neither here nor there. Now, I think I can confidently say that Zipporah is 100% grade A city girl. And you know a city girl going to do one of two things. She either going to F on a scamming ass, rich ass, or she going to commit a scam herself.

See, those big Birkin bags that hold five or six figures don't buy themselves. So a city girl going to make a way. Wham, bam, thank you, scam. And Zipporah, big zip, 28 grams of pure scam made her way. Okay? She didn't even aim high. Young Zip wasn't even looking for no new jewels to shine her out. She wasn't looking for no shopping sprees to fly her out.

She wasn't in Calabasas trying to buy a house. Young Zip was in Walmart. Okay? Young Zip was in Walmart trying to figure out a way to walk out with $850 worth of items. $850 worth of items from Walmart. She wasn't trying to scam a new coupe with the paper tag, same color as the Birkin bag. No! $850 of household items from Walmart. And how was she trying to do it?

With counterfeit bills. Oh boy. See, Young Zip don't got time for you fake assholes talking out loud in your fake ass clothes. But she definitely got time for some fakefeit bills. Oh, boy. See, Young Zip don't got time for you fake assholes talking out loud in your fake ass clothes, but she definitely got time for some fake ass bills. Let's go to CBS News Miami for the report, please. A woman is in custody. She allegedly used then eight counterfeit money

at a Walmart in North Miami Beach. Officers received the report from customer service. They recognized the suspect, Zephora Abraham, from a prior incident. Abraham also allegedly tried to leave the store with a bin full of items worth more than 850 dollars when stopped by an officer police say she tried to eat some of the counterfeit money she is facing felony charges including grand theft how the news reporter just all nonchalantly said she used and ate fake money here's how you know florida is nuts now what kind of city girl attempts to have a money fight with fake money

okay city girls told broke boys fall back if their money ain't right so the same rules have to apply for broke girls broke girls fall back if your money ain't right and young zip you need to fall all the way back because the only thing worse than no money is fake money. Now, the fact that Zipporah tried to eat this money lets me know that she has swallowed worse. Okay? When that's your go-to move, then you done swallowed whole blunts. You done swallowed crack. You done swallowed some heroin. And that poom-poom of yours has definitely done been a stash box for all types of narcotics.

Jesus. Okay? Your name is Zipporah, but I bet they call you Big Zip around the way because you could hide a whole zip of kush in your poom poom. Okay, make the loud pack go from smelling mustard to smelling like the kitchen at Red Lobster. Canine dog would just pass out if he ever got a whiffed it. It was a display for me.

Jesus. Look, Zipporah, in the words of T.K. Kirkland, who raised you? Okay, I love Walmart. If you read my first book, Black Privilege, then you know how much I love Walmart. I consider Walmart holy grounds, a cultural institution. When you grow up in a small town in the country, rural America like I did, Moncks Corner, South Carolina, drop on the clues, bombs in Moncks Corner. Okay, you know there's not much to do except roam around a 24-hour Walmart.

So I consider what you did blasphemous. But we also know that Walmart is usually the first place folks learn to steal from. So I know 38 is pretty old for a scammer in Miami. By 38 in Miami, you know, a city girl should be all maddened. Okay, you should be an all-maddened scammer. At the very least, all pro. But you're moving like a straight rookie because let's just say you know let's just say you was a pro okay a pro would know

850 dollars worth of items you just take that to the self-checkout scan a pack of gum about 30 times so you get a long ass receipt walk out greet it just go and glance at the receipt keep it moving wait that sound like you did that before never did it but i guarantee you jt and young miami somewhere right now listening to me and they thinking to themselves period okay all right trina know what i'm talking about i'm not saying it's right i'm just simply saying zapora you're not ever gonna get a crocodile birkin from the everglades moving how you moving not to mention those counterfeit bills not dying for you. I know we live in a world where everything is GMO and we all eating fake counterfeit processed everything for the most part. But the attempt to swallow $200 in fake money, counterfeit bills.

What Haitian woman in Miami put that thing on you? Put voodoo on you that made you think you have goat and you can eat paper. Please give Zipporah Abram the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw. Yes, indeed. All right.

Now, say peace, BET, so we can talk about why Dr. Umar might be a little upset. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey. The day ends. Here we go. Here we go. Say peace, BET. Peace, BET.

Now, I just heard some slightly disturbing news about one of my favorite nieces, Ivy Rivera. Oh, my God. Welcome to the show, Ivy. No. Ivy has to know me and Dr. Umar wouldn't have approved. Well, what did you hear, sir? I don't know. Do you want to tell us, Ivy?

I don't know what you heard either. I am totally against it. I heard you recently got ghosted. Nope. Yo. Not me. I hate this show. I hate this show.

Buy a ghost. I hate this show. I see what you're doing here. I hate this show. see what you're doing here I hate this show I am totally against it But I'm here for it So what are you saying Charlamagne? What's the question?

I heard y'all Don't act like I'm making this up I walked in and heard y'all talking about it I don't know what you're talking about I'm in total denial Some things are made for behind the scenes Oh that wasn't supposed to be on there? No

Oh never mind Go ahead It's too late now I mean since we're here. Since we're here, we're already here now. Might as well go all the way with it. I mean. Ivy got ghosted by a Caucasian.

I did not. Oh, my goodness. I didn't mean to go all the way with it. I was supposed to. It's you. All right. First of all. First of all.

500 lashes for conduct on becoming a black. Hold on, guys. Before we get ahead of ourselves. What happened, Ivy? We need the rumors to be clear. Hold on, guys. Before we get ahead of ourselves. What happened, Ivy? We need the rumors to be clear, right? Shout out to Big Mac because he's really spiraling my story out of control. What happened?

I went to dinner with a man. Was the food seasoned? It was. It was delicious. I had a bronzino. It was a two-hour conversation very fruitful um the day after we had a nice conversation expressed that i wanted to see him again and i didn't and he was white and he was white play some white music tell me why.

Tell me why. Tell me why. So what is the question? What are we asking this morning, guys? Right. I don't know what the question is. I just think it's funny as hell that I got ghosted by a ghost. That's all you care about. You don't care about my feelings.

He don't care about my feelings. Are you a black woman or a Latina woman who has ever been ghosted by a white man? Huh? I was going to say, have you ever dated outside your race? But that sounds even better. We know that already. No, I think the question is, have you ever tried something outside of your type and it failed tremendously?

Well, Dr. Umar tried to warn you. You ain't listening. Oh, man. What's wrong with this? Here I am. I'm living my truth. This Taylor Swift what who's this no addition is it in sync and see backstreet boys backstreet boys listen to me man that is a good

question that ivy posed you know have you ever tried something new okay in the relationship relationship it didn't work out that's right backfired 800 585 y'all can relate to ivy story there's a lot of y'all black women out there and Latino women out there who tried to date outside of your race, and the white man ghosted you. He thought it was going to be different over there. I'm just making a PSA. I'm back to black. You're back?

I'm back to black, baby. 800-585-1051. That is the question. Have you ever dated outside of your race? You tried something new, and it didn't work out for you. He thought the grass was going to be green on the other side but there was no color over there at all. Not at all. No seasoning at all.

Can you turn this off? I was just joking about play white. No, can you turn that up? That actually slaps by the way. But yes, let's discuss. It's really crazy. I feel attacked. Who sings that? Because I miss you. Avril Lavigne.

That is not Avril Lavigne. That is not Avril Lavigne. Play Avril Lavigne next. Taylor Swift. It's not? Oh, my gosh. Ariana Grande. This is getting a little sticky. That's Britney Spears.

All right, we'll play that. It's definitely not Britney. It's the Breakfast Club of More. The Breakfast Club. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q-War. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher.

That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence. And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,

the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post-Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living.

Yeah, things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girl's trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living. It's kind of a mess. Yeah. Well, with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living. It's kind of a mess. Yeah.

Well, you get it. Got it? Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone.

Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus. Nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history,

you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.