The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Calls 911 On Herself To Legally Steal A Car

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Donkey of the Day for Monday, June 10th goes to a 37-year-old Florida woman named Christy Turman. Now, what does your Uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. In fact, today is so nuts, I'm still trying to figure out the why. See, Christy woke up and decided

today is the day she wanted to steal a car. Not just steal a car, she wanted to steal a car from an actual dealership. Her reasoning for wanting to steal a car from an actual dealership was so she could do it legally. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to News Channel 8 for the report, please. And deputies responded to a call from a female stating that she was attempting to steal a vehicle from the dealership parking lot and wanted the police to know so she could do it legally. Take a listen to the 911 call. Because I'm trying to

steal a car that's not legally mine. So y'all gotta come make a report. I'm reporting this. Deputies arrived on scene and observed 37-year-old Christy Lee Turman exiting the driver's side of the stolen Corolla. According to Turman, she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car but called 911 in an attempt to make her carjacking legal. Turman was arrested and charged with trespassing. Her history includes a variety of charges such as petty theft, robbery and aggravated battery. I still don't know what the hell is going on here. Steal the car from the dealership so she could do it legally? There's no such thing baby. Where did you think you could steal a car legally?

Where you learn that from? YouTube? You heard the phone call. Christy told deputies she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car, but called authorities to make her carjacking legal. I'm concerned that deputies did not find any drugs. Okay, you know when you hear a story like this,

you know, you waiting to hear that the person was on drugs or had some type of mental issues none of that okay none of that here this is just pure uncut florida all right because i'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine so y'all better come make a report i'm reporting this i don't even know what that means all right i literally did some research and by research i mean i had my folks uh ask chat gpt and chat gpt said it's not possible to legally steal a car just in case you needed to know all right it said stealing a car is a criminal act and is punishable by law if you are interested in acquiring a car you should consider legal methods such as one purchasing uh buying a car from a dealership or a private seller two leasing leasing a car from a dealership which allows private seller. Two, leasing, leasing a car from a dealership, which allows you to use the car for a set period

while making monthly payments. Three, renting, renting a car for short-term use from a rental agency. And four, financing, getting a loan from a bank or financial institution to buy a car. If you have any questions about these processes or need advice on acquiring a car legally, feel free to ask.

That's what ChatGPT told us, okay? The moral of the story is, there is no legal way to steal a car illegally, feel free to ask. That's what ChatGPT told us. Okay? The moral of the story is there is no legal way to steal a car. This young lady said she was being trained in a game of Black Ops. I didn't even know they steal cars in Black Ops. I thought that was Grand Theft Auto. Okay? This is like getting caught with kilos of cocaine and saying you was being trained in a game of Narcos

Rise of the Cartel. Look, man. I don't know what else to tell y'all. Okay? But there is no legal way to steal a car and christy was arrested and is facing trespassing charges and what bothers me the most about this is i took the time to google and do chat gpt just to make sure i wasn't missing something because hey christy may know something that we don't know but guess what i'm mad at myself now because i knew better my spirit the spiritual being that I am, 100 percent knew that there was no legal way to steal a car. But the human in me just couldn't accept that.

So I went digging and I couldn't find not one solitary reason for her to do this other than she's from Florida. Please give Christy Turman the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not.

No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Pertenti.

And I'm Jumae Jackson-Gadsden. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts. If you're early in your career, you probably have a lot of money questions. So we're talking to finance expert Vivian Tu, aka Your Rich BFF, to break it down. Looking at the numbers is one of the most honest reflections of what your financial picture actually is. The numbers won't lie to you. Listen to this week's episode of Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record Podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records.

You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. When I smoke weed, I get lost in the music. I like to isolate each instrument. The rhythmic bass, the harmonies on the piano, the sticky melody. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Careful, babe. There's someone crossing the street. Sorry, I didn't see him there.

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