The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Left Kids In The Car That Caught Fire While She Was Shoplifting At Dillards
Episode Date: June 6, 2023Florida Woman Left Kids In The Car That Caught Fire While She Was Shoplifting At DillardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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You make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
Yes, you are a donkey.
A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife.
Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. It Breakfast Club, bitchy. Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne Tha God. I don't know
why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. No, Duvall, y'all do it to yourself. Donkey of
the Day for Tuesday, June 6th goes to a Florida woman named Alicia Moore. What does your uncle,
Charla, always tell you about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from
the Bronx and all of Florida. And today's story is solidifying Florida as the craziest state in America. Now, Jess, I'm
sorry this woman's last name is more. I don't think she's in any relation to you because
you are a wonderful mother. And this woman is a terrible mother. All right. She was allegedly
shoplifting inside a Dillard's department store. Sidebar. It is amazing how throughout
history things do not change. When I was in high school, I knew women who would shoplift out of Dillard's and then sell Tommy Hilfiger for the low.
OK, now I don't I don't know what Alicia's hustle was.
I don't know if she was shoplifting to sell back to people or shoplifting for herself.
But what I do know is shoplifting almost cost her the life of her children.
What do you mean, Charlemagne? Shoplifting almost cost her the life of her children.
Let's go to W.E.S.ESH NBC2 for the report, please. Three children were rushed to the hospital after this car fire on May 26th in the Dillard's parking
lot on Oviedo Mall Boulevard. Investigators say 24-year-old Alicia Moore had parked her car,
left the children inside, and went into Dillard's. The arrest report says while inside Dillard's,
loss prevention observed Moore and another unknown male began to shoplift items.
They were watched by security for approximately one hour. The report also says Moore began to
leave the store and saw that her car was engulfed in flames. Police say she dropped the stolen
merchandise prior to leaving the store. One child attempted to get out of the car. A shopper
assisted in rescuing the children. One girl suffered several first-degree burns, specifically to her face and ears.
Moore is charged with aggravated child neglect.
Investigators say that Moore is also charged with arson.
Since the car fire happened during the commission of a felony,
she pled not guilty to both charges.
This is the worst definition of a fire sale I ever heard, okay?
Let me tell you something.
I understand some of y'all are kleptomaniacs.
You like to steal, but you're not going to make me believe that stealing is so important that you have to leave your kids in the car while you go steal.
I would think walking in Dillard's with a few kids is a great distraction.
You look way more innocent walking in with a few kids than you do walking in by yourself
or walking around with some guy.
But the fact that whatever you wanted out of Dillards had to be stolen so bad that you left your kids in the car and then
that car burst into flames i'm gonna be honest with you i feel like there's more to this story
i feel like there's some foul play here i feel like when they find out the cause of the fire
it's not gonna be something that just randomly happened to the car i don't you know know who
did what i don't know who caused this explosion but i feel like it came from somebody but forget my conspiracy theory let's go back to alicia uh she walked
around the mall for an hour with an unknown man shoplifting in dillard's who the hell shoplifts
for an hour okay you spend an hour in a store when you are shopping legally not when you boosting
maybe it was her first time shoplifting because we all know the motto for stealers is get in get out quick okay
spending an hour shoplifting means you either a wanted to get caught or b needed an alibi because
you knew another crime car exploding was about to occur now i'm not accusing her of being in on the
car exploding because look she may have just had a terrible car which brings me to my next point
alicia if you have the kind of car that is in such bad shape that it just explodes in a parking lot of Dillard's,
then you, ma'am, were shoplifting from the wrong place.
You should have been stealing from AutoZone or O'Reilly's Auto Parts.
Okay, because you obviously have car issues that you have been neglecting.
Please let Remy Ma give Alicia Moore the biggest hee-haw.
Hee-haw, hee-haw.
You stupid mother f***er.
You dumb.
You know what I thought to myself this morning?
What's that?
That women like Alicia are the reason Fashion Nova will never have a brick and mortar store.
Only to find out Fashion Nova has five brick and mortar stores.
Now they do, yeah.
Yes.
They do now.
On the West Coast, right?
In California.
They said that the kids were playing with a lighter inside the car.
And I don't know.
How old were these kids? They were playing with a lighter? They were playing with a lighter in the car and I don't know. How old were these kids?
They were playing with a lighter
in the car.
And the whole car
caught on fire.
The shoplifting from Dillard's though.
Oh, that was a thing
back in the day.
At least go to Saks.
Yeah, back in the day.
Back in the day,
in the 1900s,
I knew mad women
who shoplifted from Dillard's.
But now?
Dillard's and Macy's.
Dillard's and Macy's.
Yeah, Dillard's and Macy's
was the place.
But now in 2023?
But like you said,
an hour.
An hour.
Elevite.
All day.
Dane want them kids.
I don't care.
You ever shoplifted?
Hell yeah.
I mean, yes.
Back in the day.
Yes, I have.
From where?
Nordstrom's.
I ain't never been to Dillard's, child.
Nordstrom, I used to go up in Burlington.
You too bougie?
You too bougie?
You too bougie?
I ain't never shoplifted.
I ain't never shoplifted.
I ain't never shoplifted. I went to Dillard's, but I only went up in Burlington and dance. Oh, you used to shoplift it? You used to bougie, bougie and shoplift it? I ain't never shoplifted by the Dillards. I ain't never gone to Dillards.
I went to Dillards,
but I only went up there
to buy some stuff.
I ain't, you know, I, uh-uh.
So you buy from Dillards
but still from Dillards?
From my mother, yeah,
from my mother.
But yeah, I used to steal
out of Macy's.
They used to give.
And Burlington,
Ross used to have some stuff,
Marshalls, they the ones.
The way I like,
Marshalls ain't the ones.
And I, yeah,
but North Shore, but North Shore Rec was the ones because I used to, ain't the ones And um I like Marshalls But North Shore
But North Shore rack
Was the ones because
I used to
You know
But this one
But it had the ink
Yeah
And it would bust
All over your hands
It got tricky
It got tricky after a while
No
Yeah and Walmart
Dumb
Real dumb
What'd you take from Walmart
Crab legs
Hey yo
Shut up
Shut up
No this one
I was in high school
And I was with one of my
White friends man
And she was scared
And she said that it was me
What'd you steal What was it A whole bunch of clothes Girl I was real fresh In high school Coming in was with one of my white friends, man, and she was scared and she said that it was me. What'd you steal? What was it?
A whole bunch of clothes. Girl, I was real fresh
in high school coming in there with that No Boundaries.
No Boundaries was given from Walmart.
Y'all to this day.
Alright, well thank you for that donkey
of the day. Yes, indeed. Alright,
shout out to BET BET. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET.
Everybody else, let's open up
the phone lines. 800-585-1051.
We were talking
behind the scenes
and Jess Larry
says she's 31
she's dating a young man
that's 10 years
under
first of all
that's not what I said
what'd you say
he's 3 years younger than me
why you try to act like
I thought you said
several years
no I said he's 3 years
younger than me
I need y'all to relax
and cue 3 years
yeah
yeah
that's not a big deal
no it's not
alright
but my thing is like do you prefer
somebody younger with stamina and energy or someone older with experience and wisdom to me
i feel like it depends on where you are in your life um i feel like i'm okay with my you know
yeah yeah my younger man ain't no little don't put little okay all right very much big what you
mean and i'm talking about height. I'm talking about height.
I'm talking about other things too,
but definitely a height.
Look how happy she looks.
I'm going to close the month with that tall Mexican out there.
You know what I'm saying?
He's a...
Don't, don't, don't.
Tall black and Mexican.
Tall black and Mexican.
Can you play some music, please?
Thank you.
Please, man.
Is his last name black?
Is his last name Latino?
No.
Okay.
He got the black last name.
So we're opening up the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
What's the question, Jess?
Do you prefer someone younger with stamina and energy or someone older with experience and wisdom?
Okay, that is the question.
Call us up right now.
800-585-1051.
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