The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Poses As ICE Agent to Kidnap Ex’s Wife
Episode Date: April 29, 2025Charlamagne gives 'Donkey of the Day' to a Florida woman who posed as an ICE agent to kidnap her ex’s wife. Listen For More!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.
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La Trance Battle is a 52 year old Bay County, Florida woman.
What does your uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida?
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
And today is no exception salute to everybody who listens to us on 104.5,
the beat in Orlando, dropping the Clues bombs for Orlando.
I was in Orlando majority of the weekend.
Just got back yesterday.
I was in, of course, Atlanta Friday and Saturday
during the day, but I was in Orlando,
Orlando for my daughter's cheerleading competition.
And I figured out what makes Florida crazy.
It's the heat.
Okay, there is studies that show how excessive heat
impacts your mental health.
Okay, by the way,
we in the black community have always known this,
but over the years with climate change, global warming,
the world has gotten hotter.
Therefore, places like Florida have gotten hotter.
So people have gotten crazier.
I'm not debating with you about this.
It's science.
Okay, studies suggest that heat can have a significant impact on mental health, potentially leading
to increased air ability, anxiety, and even aggression.
High temperatures can disrupt sleep, impact cognition, and affect mood, potentially exasperating
pre-existing mental health conditions.
So yes, people in Florida are crazy because it's hot global warming has made people even crazier
Okay, that's all I got but one thing about people in Florida. They are creative very very creative
They do things that make you say wow
That's a unique crime
Okay, I've never seen that before and that's the case with La Trance battle see La Trance battle was upset and her ex-boyfriend
Had a new wife. Now I could play a game of guess what race it is,
but I need to tell you what race they are
for proper context.
La Trance Battle is a black woman, as far as I can tell,
and her ex-boyfriend's wife is clearly a foreigner
based off the facts of this situation,
based off the fact is Florida,
and based off what La Trance did to her.
I can only assume she's some type of Latino.
Now, if you were a black woman, OK, and you're in Florida and your ex-boyfriend's
wife was Latino in 2025 and you wanted to get her out of the picture, what would you do?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Let's go to let's go to news for news for the report, please. Oh boy.
Let's go to news four.
News for the report please.
Investigators say a woman posed as an immigration officer to pull off a deer in kidnapping.
They also claim LaTranse Battle had a police type radio and a business card to persuade another woman she was an ICE officer.
According to the Bay County Sheriff's Office, the victim eventually escaped. Elbattle faces kidnapping and other charges. Ten-ten for her creativity.
Round of applause. She clearly committed to the role. She had a costume, a
t-shirt that said ICE on the front. She had props. She had some type of little
walkie-talkie that looked like a radio. She clearly had the language because she
was able to convince the woman to come with her. She was able to convince the woman that she
was indeed an ICE agent and you needed to come with me. Now where she went wrong
was she clearly didn't plan all the way to the end because this feels very Wiley
Coyote Road Runner-ish. She didn't think about what she was going to actually do
if she caught her. I feel like she didn't have a plan after kidnapping her
unless she was gonna take her to this apartment complex to kill her.
But I'm gonna tell you how dangerous this was for her ex-boyfriend's wife.
Do you know how many Latinos are afraid to have any interactions with law enforcement
because they believe it's gonna lead to them having to deal with ICE and possibly being
deported?
This woman believes LaTranche was an ICE agent because she is currently in the process of becoming a legal US resident. La Trance had to know
that too and that's how she knew she could get this off. That could have ended
up really bad for her ex-boyfriend's wife but hell maybe that's what La Trance
wanted. I don't know. All I know is I have to give La Trance an E for effort and I
have to give her a D for donkey.
And you know what else rhymes with D?
He as in haw.
And that's exactly what I want you to give
La Trance battle right now.
We live in a cruel, cold, hilarious world.
Y'all wanna play again?
We know the race.
Let little Red Rear Reef, let him,if, let him, you know he don't listen.
Sure, sure Envy, you wanna play a game?
Nope, I don't wanna play a game with you.
Oh okay, alright.
I'm sorry.
But they say I don't listen.
I didn't listen, I just turned the mic back on.
I'm broadcasting live, I didn't listen.
What you call Envy?
Lil Red Rerif.
I caught the end of it. I caught the end of it.
I caught the end of it.
You caught the tip.
Pause.
You know what?
Let's open up the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
What's the craziest or pettiest thing you did to your ex to mess up their new relationship?
Cause Lauren, you was looking real happy when I said that.
I mean, if you're going to do some petty, that's a good one.
That is a good one. You know what I'm saying?
What you gonna do?
If you're going to go big, go big.
When they step outside the lane, I mean, just do what you need to do.
Do figure things out.
You know, is there anything that you can tell us that won't get you in trouble?
No word.
I've never done anything.
If I walked away, I've never done anything to ruin an ex's relationship.
If you are in a full relationship after me and I move on, I'm leaving you.
I'm letting you go be with your type.
What about if your ex upgraded?
It never happens.
Your new ex did.
I mean your old ex did.
I showed you that picture and you would dang lie.
I sent you that picture.
Of the white woman?
Everything is given Motel 6 and everything over here is the Four Seasons.
Don't play with me. Talk that talk. 800- not.
585-1051. What's the craziest or pettiest thing you did to your ex to mess up their new relationship?
That is the question. Call us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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It's nostalgia overload as Wilmer Valderrama and Freddie Rodriguez welcome another amigo
to their podcast, Dos Amigos.
Wilmer's friend and former That 70 Show castmate Topher Grace stops by the Speakeasy for a
two-part interview to discuss his career and reminisce about old times.
We were still in that place of like, what will this experience become?
And you go, you're having the best time.
But it was like such a perfect golden time.
Listen to Dos Amigos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Michelle Obama.
To whom much is given, much is expected.
The guilt comes from am I doing enough?
Me, Michelle Obama, to say that to a therapist.
So let's unpack that.
Having been the first lady of the entire country
and representing the country and the world,
I couldn't afford to have that kind of disdain.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. parenting. You got teen boys. This is like the black diamond of parenting.
And of course.
I don't think so honey.
Horror movies.
Okay.
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The latest episode is out now.
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