The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Pulls Gun In McDonald’s Drive-Thru Over Missing Menu Item

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo the breakfast club bitch donkey of the day with charlemagne the guy i don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this well duval uh donkey of the day for monday march
Starting point is 00:00:33 20th goes to a 26 year old florida woman named quavy young okay quavy young of coco florida now what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of florida the craziest people in america come from the bron Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, Quavy got arrested. Okay, she's accused of brandishing a gun in the drive-thru window of McDonald's. Okay, we hear these stories ever so often of people who are upset because some fast food restaurant got their order wrong,
Starting point is 00:00:59 but this right here isn't one of those times. Okay, see, in this case, McDonald's didn't get her order wrong. They didn't even have what she wanted, period. Let's go to News 6 for the report, please. Bard County, a woman is accused of threatening a McDonald's employee with a gun because the meal she wanted was not on the menu. According to the arrest affidavit, this woman, Quavi Young, was at a Coco McDonald's when she ordered something that wasn't on the menu. Police say Young then drove up to the window and threatened the drive-thru worker with a handgun and demanded that worker take her order.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Young was arrested on aggravated assault charges and has since been released. Now, what was on the menu that Quavy tried to order? Quavy tried to order what you call a cheeseburger bundle. You ever heard of it, Jason Lee? No, no. Ever heard of it, Envy? No. A cheeseburger bundle. You ever heard of it? No. No. Ever heard of it, Envy? No. A cheeseburger
Starting point is 00:01:45 bundle from McDonald's. She went to McDonald's and tried to order cheeseburgers the way she orders hair. Okay, let me get three bundles of that Brazilian body wave. Matter of fact, let me get three bundles of that unprocessed Peruvian body wave, Weevy, please. Now, I didn't know McDonald's was doing this, but apparently at select locations, they offer bundle meals. Okay, I did some research this morning. And by research, I mean Google. And I saw that they have a Big Mac bundle, a Chicken McNugget bundle, and a Cheeseburger bundle. The Cheeseburger bundle consists of two cheeseburgers, two medium fries, and a 20-piece Chicken McNugget.
Starting point is 00:02:17 How much? $11.99. Great deal. But my LDL cholesterol just went up reading that reading that okay what i don't understand is why should this lead to violence of any kind all right understand the historic love folks have had for the golden arches i get it it's an amazing amazing comfort food but never in the history of life has a combo meal ever been good enough for me to get the prison bundle you know what the prison bundle is right oh first you get arrested for the crime, then you get a bail.
Starting point is 00:02:45 In this case, it was $7,500. She already bonded out, but now you got to hire a lawyer to help you face charges of open carry of a weapon, knowingly driving with a suspended license, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Okay, the last charge being a felony.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Ain't no value in that, all right? Bail, lawyer fees, stress, nobody got time for that. That's a lot of money. And I promise you that bundle at McDonald's is not worth it. Please give Quavy Young of Cocoa, Florida the biggest hee-haw.
Starting point is 00:03:17 What? You want to play a game? I guess. Would you like to play a game of Guess What Race It Is? All right, give me my clues. Quavy Young of Cocoa, Florida went to McDonald's trying to order a meal that they didn't have. She wanted a cheeseburger bundle meal. Jason Lee, Guess What Race It Is? She's black.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Wow. Wow. You said that with no hesitation. Not Quavy. Okay. Okay. Okay. I understand. I can understand why you would think that. She's black Wow Wow You said that with no hesitation Not Quavy Okay Okay Okay I understand I can understand why you would think that
Starting point is 00:03:49 DJ Envy Yes Quavy Young of Cocoa, Florida Went to McDonald's to order a meal that they didn't have It was a cheeseburger bundle meal Guess what Right she is Black
Starting point is 00:04:00 Why? Black people don't play about their food If you say it on the menu You better give it to us. That's the way we want it. And the name. I also gave y'all a big clue. What's that?
Starting point is 00:04:09 I said that she ordered cheeseburgers the way she ordered them. It's her hair. I missed it, but I still got it. But wait, white women are wearing bundles now, though. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that part. But DJ Envy and Jason Lee
Starting point is 00:04:25 Both of y'all are absolutely wrong What? She's not black She's not black What is she? She's an N-word guys Come on You want to say it
Starting point is 00:04:33 You want to say it You want to say it You want to say it Hey, hey, hey Nigga Wow, wow, wow That's Quavo's sister Quavy Quavo
Starting point is 00:04:43 Wow, wow, wow Jesus, alright Can I hit Uncle Ruckus right? He's not in there? Wow. Wow. Wow. That's Quavo's sister, Quavy Quavo. Wow. Wow. Jesus. All right. Can I hit Uncle Ruckus right? He's not in there? No, he's not in there today. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Yeah. Jason Lee said it right. This is N-word behavior. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, thank you so much. You know McDonald's is getting slushies now?
Starting point is 00:04:58 I heard that this morning on the news. What do you mean getting slushies? They're going to have a slushie machine, so they're going to try off with Coca-Cola slushie. So now you're going to have two machines that don't work? The ice cream machine not going to work? All the slushie machines? Fanta slushie. And it was one more, red slushie.
Starting point is 00:05:11 They're going to try three slushies in certain locations. Why do they even do the flavors? Why don't they just call it by colors? That's how we order things. Red slushie. You know what I'm saying? Orange slushie. This whole segment made me gain weight.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yeah. Because you think of like McDonald's now slushies that's just way more sugar just too much so I just got my cholesterol
Starting point is 00:05:30 back down to 100 it was 139 the LDL now it's 100 I gotta get it lower but ain't got time for that alright
Starting point is 00:05:37 well thank you for that donkey today yes indeed you didn't play the damn damn damn we ain't play nothing to sound effect I don't know what happened
Starting point is 00:05:43 somebody just hit me was like where's the damn damn damn I don't know what happened. Somebody just hit me and was like, where's the damn, damn, damn? I don't know what happened. All right. All right. Well. Adam in post, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:05:49 That's right. When we come back, 800-585-1051. Let's talk about the four-day work week. Now, there's some new studies that say that the four-day work week is actually good. It helps with productivity. It helps with health. And it even helps with finances. Now, there's 11 companies that
Starting point is 00:06:06 are doing four-day work weeks. DNS Filter out in D.C. if you want to work for them. Do Big Things in Mill Valley, California. Kickstart is doing four-day work weeks. Hollywood Unlocked. America, Washington, D.C. New Leaders in New York.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Panasonic in Newark, New Jersey. Denver, Colorado has Samba Safety, Poll Everywhere in California, ThredUp in Oakland, just some of the businesses that are doing a four-day work week. Yeah, my staff posted that because we had put it on Hollywood Unlocked. They put it on their personal Instagram.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Oh my God, this is amazing. I said, I will relocate the business to another state. I think it makes people more productive. I'm all for a four-day work week. I'm all for a Monday through Thursday or a Tuesday through Friday. I think I actually prefer Tuesday through Friday. I'm not sure. Well, let's talk about it when we come back.
Starting point is 00:06:54 800-585-1051. How do you feel about a four-day work week? Now, for everybody listening, it doesn't mean you just don't work the extra day. You have to put the hours into four days, though. Yeah, so it's like four tens. Yes. So you got to work ten hours extra day. You have to put the hours into four days, though. Yeah, so it's like four tens. Yes. Yeah. So you got to work.
Starting point is 00:07:06 What I mean? Ten hours a day. You work four days a week. What does that mean? Ten hours a day. Ten hours on Monday. Ten hours on Tuesday. Ten hours on Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Ten hours on Thursday. You're supposed to be relieving stress and taking away some time from people. No, that ain't right. They're not going to pay you not to work now. You're going to do four tens. Yeah, you're still going to do 40 hours a week. That's not right. I've never had a job where I didn't want to work every day i love working me too but i still want a 40 work week yeah but it's four days but 10 hours 10 hours a day no no you're not doing yes
Starting point is 00:07:35 you are no that's what you would have to do yeah i don't like that i don't like that idea i don't like that part of it you literally sound like this generation yeah absolutely i don't like that i'm not working i don't like that part of it i not working on it. I don't like that part. You just want the day off. I just thought it was, I didn't know they was adding hours. Just get after that. You still got to do 40 hours. Nah, nah, nah. Let's talk about it.
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