The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Smacks Elderly Lady After Asking A Cop What The Bond Would Be For Doing It

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a Florida woman who smacked an elderly lady after asking a cop what the bond would be for doing it. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I never heard old donkey The other day What is it? Say it again, Shaula, man I'm a donkey Yes, you are a donkey I'll show you how to ask a donkey Everything that Charlotte named is true

Yes, donkey Today for Wednesday, September 24th Goes to a 63-year-old Florida woman named Marina Gonaga Now what does your uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state of Florida Say it with me That craziest people in America

Come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception, even though I'm not going to lie. Okay, Marina did something that I always tell y'all to do. I always tell y'all to do your prison math. Okay, do your jail math. Before you do something, before you jump out the window and commit a crime, always ask yourself, how much is this going to cost you? Okay, everything from bond to lawyer and especially the time if you're sentenced.

Can you afford to do what it is you're about to do? Now, some people just move off emotion. and they just act, okay, they just go. But some people move off strategy. They ask questions, they plan things out. Those are the people that I respect. Those are the people that are truly dangerous. You know how in the comic book world, we say Batman can beat anyone with prep time.

That's how I feel about people who prep before they do a crime and calculate the prison math in their head. Okay, they calculate the jail math in their head. See, there is a part of me who respects what Marina did even though she's dead wrong. Okay, well, damn it, Uncle Charlotte, the suspense is killing me. Will you tell me what she did already? Well, according to an arrest of affidavit obtained by law and crime, an officer was dispatched to an undisclosed location to respond to an argument between two people regarding stolen property.

Okay, when the cops got there, Marina told them she came to the location to retrieve stolen shoes from a 72-year-old, an unidentified woman. And at some point during the encounter, Marina allegedly turned to her officer and asked them in Spanish how much would the bond be if I smacked her? See? This is Batman prepping.

Once again, she turned to the officer and asked the officer, how much would the bond be if I smacked her? Now, it doesn't say what the officer responded, but Marina must have thought she could afford it

because she walked up to the 73-year-old and proceeded to smack him in the face. Okay. See, one thing about me, I respect everybody's choices. I may not agree with the choice you make, but I respect when someone makes a calculated choice. Because when you choose to do something,

then to me, you have also chosen the consequences of what comes with that choice. Marina did her dirt in front of the police. She even asked the officer, how much would the bond be if I smacked her? And then she went and handled her business. So that means she got to handle these consequences, okay? The same way.

Now, what I don't respect is that the person she smacked was 72. Now, 72, not the same 72 it used to be. A lot of these 72-year-olds got that elder scrimp, they will put you on your ass, but that is still considered elderly. And Marina, you're 63, okay? Even though you can get, you know, discounting meals at IHOP, there is absolutely no reason for you to be smacking a 72-year-old person in the face

over no damn stolen shoes. See, I respect you being cold and calculated and making a choice, but over some damn shoes, I need to know what kind of shoes they were. Okay, the person was 72, so I know they ain't no heat. Okay, if they weren't Michael Jordan's 1998 NBA finals, the Air Jordan 13s or the Nike Air Yeezy One prototypes, I don't see the point of the smack

okay, where they did a Nike back to the future joints, the flu game Jordans, and I'm talking about the ones Michael actually wore in the game. If not, I don't see what shoes could be worth it between the 63 year old and the 72 year old. Maybe it wasn't the shoes, maybe it was the principal. All I'm saying is when you make

decisions like this, at least let it be worth it. Especially when you're already out on bond. for resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. Oh, I didn't tell you all that part. Oh, damn. Yeah, Marina was out on bond for resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. But that didn't stop her from doing some prison math, doing some jail math in her head,

and calculating that smack in this 72-year-old woman was absolutely worth it. Her bond was $1,000, but you still have to factor in, you know, fighting the case. And something tells me that she cannot afford an attorney. but one will be provided for her please let Marina go Naga get the sweet sounds of the hamletones Oh now you are the donkey

Of the day You are the donkey Of the day Yeha Always do your jail math Ladies and gentlemen Okay Jail math is probably the easiest map to do nowadays

I know that math that my kids be bringing home is complicated, but when you're in a situation all you got to do is just think about it. Is it worth it? Can I afford to do what it is I'm about to do? I like the question. I like that question though.

How much would I get if I slay? You know, how much would Devon be? But you're on bond already. You got to calculate a little differently. Yeah, you do. But that's why she asked anyway. She's like, ah, you know, because I'm already up in,

you know, I'm already in the rear. You know what I'm saying? saying, what's another couple stacks if I smack her? Because you know, she need to be smacked. Now, I don't respect her smack in an elderly. She's elderly, too, but just not on the same elderly level. Yeah.

You know, yeah, yeah. Levels the elders. I mean, listen, she made a calculated decision, a calculated choice. I get it. So all I ever ask of y'all is to do your jail math. If you feel like you can afford it, hand to your business. And the discounting. And the, and the plus, when you, 55, that's when you get the discount.

Yeah, she's 63. So she gets her discounts. I check. in case. All right. Well, that, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed. Now, let me ask you a guy something, right? 800, 585, 105, 1.5.1. So, a week ago, I flew to Greece for my

daughter's engagement. Me and my wife was flying out. I don't know, man. The way you talking, it seemed like it was your engagement. No, shut up. Fly it out. We're flying first class, right? It's a 10-hour flight. My wife's seat was broken. So they couldn't use that first

class seat. The flight was packed. The only seats available in coach. Okay. What are you doing that situation? Now mind you,

I'm six foot. I'm tall. My wife's 5'7. She's short. So she can handle that coach seat better than I can. 800585.

Yeah, so what did you do? Because ain't no way. I don't care. My husband is 6'3. So you're going to let your husband sit in the back with his legs open the whole flight for 10 hours?

Yeah. Like, what are you talking about? I don't want to be back there. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with coach? It's not a matter of a coach It's just the matter of your seat Be humble

It's just coach What you paid for? Take your ass back to coach I'm your wife Like majority of working class People in America What would you do, Jess? I would be like, babe

You gotta take that out And sit back there You gonna go with them though Get up and stretch And stretch your legs My seat ain't well He, so it was her seat broke If my seat broke

He got to give me a seat Oh so you're not gonna ride with him Back there for 10 hours No one of the seats broken Not both And when you say seat was broke What does that mean? You can't go back

You can't go back, you can't, yeah, and it's the pilot's discretion to see if you can fly on that seat. That seat was... You can't recline. You can't, it's disabled, so it's a cover over it, and they won't let you sit there. And they have to give you a recline. Y'all should have traded seats with two people in coach. But you don't know, they didn't know. You only know it's broken until you try to recline it.

So 800-5-85-10-1. What would you do? That's the question. That's smart, but... I would have traded with two people in my coach. Ten hours. You're going to send the back? I don't want, it's cold, so what?

You're too good for coach now? You let your wife sit in the front. You let your wife take your seat and you sit and coach. No, my wife would definitely be like, yo, we both going to go back to coach. All right. Well, I'll tell you what happens when we come back. My wife is like, nah, take the seat.

I was like, no, take the seat. I was like, take the seat. You always like Theo and Cockroach. Oh, yeah. You want it. You go. You go. You go. You go. You go. All right. You wanted a third time. I wanted the third time.

I wanted the third time. I wanted the third time never came. 800, 585, 105. What would you do? Let's discuss. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your phone. Call in right now.

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Listen to The Moment with Jorge Ramos and Paola Ramos On the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. This is Wisecrack, available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the I-Heart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Hunter, host of Hunting for Answers on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Join me every weekday as I share bite-sized stories of missing and murdered black women and girls in America. Stories like Erica Hunt. A young mother vanished without a trace after a family gathering on 4th of July weekend, 2016. No goodbyes, no clues, just gone. Listen to Hunting for Answers every weekday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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